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Ares (blood_lust) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-03-31 11:28:00

Current mood:	accomplished
Entry tags:	aphrodite, ares, cassidy turner, lucifer, m-day 2: genetic boogaloo

Turns out I can shape shift. Into a bull, a stud, and now a chick.

Not bad, I think. I'd fuck myself.

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	loves_a_bitch 2009-03-31 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	A bull and a stud? If it wasn't for the turning into a woman, darling, I'd think you're taking after your father... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, I'm not turning into a fucking swan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loves_a_bitch 2009-03-31 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's a shame... I do like swans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	You would let me fuck you as a swan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loves_a_bitch 2009-03-31 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm... No. I said I liked them, not that I was physically attracted to them. I let that weirdness stay in your part of the family. But I would pet your pretty feathers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	No feathers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loves_a_bitch 2009-03-31 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm... If you give me something with feathers to play with, I may be willing to play with your female form... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Why wouldn't you want to play with this hot form anyway? I can give you a Cock to play with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loves_a_bitch 2009-03-31 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, baby. Roosters really aren't my thing. Bad memories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-04-01 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I can give you an Eagle. That is my final offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loves_a_bitch 2009-04-01 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Hmm... Majestic bird of prey? That will do. And after you're back to being a human, I can show you this new trick I have with my tongue. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. Ares. That's... You're... If you don't mind me saying, hubba hubba. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Damn right I am. I couldn't be anything but hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, okay, but still. This is coming from me. I don't even like chicks, mostly. Damn, Ares. Damn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you have a woman? I bottom for no man. Not even as a chick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	I do, but it's a complicated situation. I love her, but not her vagina. I defer all sexual conquest of my wife to my husband. So what, pegging? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have sex with her? She's a nice piece of ass. Hmm...that could work. And be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes, but that's rare. And she really is. Stay away from my wife, Ares. If you do that, it must be videotaped and money must be made from it. You know there's a ridiculous market for godly sex videos? I'm not even joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	She holds no interest for me. I'd have to take her by force and I'd rather have soldiers than enemies. Chick on Chick would make better money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	And you've got those. True, true. You've got a dazzling lady of your own, you know. Lady Aphrodite and you could make some serious dough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I do. No other man is allowed to see her naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	That's a shame. Though you do realize that you're the luckiest male under the blue sky (well, usually.) I never really did believe that she was the most beautiful female until I met her. You're singularly blessed to have the most lovely woman at your side, Ares. You can't compete with that, even if you're damn sexy in your own feminine form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Damn right she is. She's fucking hot. ~~And smart, and lovely, and you're completely right.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	... Was that some sap I saw coming from you? That's totally... very cute. (Please don't smite me.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	What the FUCK? NO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, it wasn't. But it would be totally okay if it was. Manly men can be sweet, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	I like you, but not that fucking much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, I'll quit pushing the envelope. I know better. Hey, I still owe your grumpy ass a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Damn right you do. Come by whenever you feel the need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-31 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm free now. I'll bring over some wine from my uncle's vineyard in Italy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-04-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. I will be here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	morningbringer 2009-03-31 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	I see Loki's position as Shapeshifting Jackass of the Divine is under threat. However, you still have a long way to go before being impregnated and giving birth to eight-legged Sleipnir. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-03-31 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll bear no child! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	toothcollector 2009-03-31 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	At Lokis defense he has said time and again that he was drunk That does not mean Othnar believes him but it is worth saying (Reply to this) (Parent)