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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:05 pm] |
I've suddenly gained the rather useful ability to find anything. I found a book I lost two months ago this morning just by thinking about it.
In fact, I heard a woman on the street talking about how she lost her spare house keys.
And I KNEW where they were.
In her house, in the third cabinet from the left in the kitchen behind a stack of letters inside an old mug her son painted for her for Mother's Day.
This is incredibly bizarre... |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|09:10 pm] |
How unusual. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2008|05:45 pm] |
Note to self: I do not like candy canes. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2008|09:40 am] |
THANK HEAVENS IT'S SATURDAY!
My first week as a fourth grade science teacher was AWFUL
Have you ever been outnumbered twenty to one? And by nine year olds?!?
Are you people positive that capital punishment isn't accepted in schools? |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|11:43 pm] |
Oh bugger.
I think I teach elementary.
Is it considered innapropriate to mangle the children? |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2008|09:28 pm] |
I hear them.. I hear the cries of babies.. Stop it. Stop crying! |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|09:31 pm] |
no no no no NO NO NO.
I got away. They were trying to put a bow on me, so help them. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|01:03 am] |
My, my! What an interesting place! I'm not quite sure where I am, but I see a large tower with a clock on it! Hmm, I do wonder how I got here. The last thing I remember was that rather aggravating woman stabbing me with a fire poker and then a large gust of wind. But I've never heard of wind being inside before! Oh dear! This certainly isn't like Discworld at all. Can anyone please help? |
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[Nov. 29th, 2008|06:14 pm] |
That was one of the scariest and coolest things of my whole life! This is so hinky! I wonder where the heck I am. I wonder where my family is. |
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