I think I'm finally starting to get a handle on this, which is good. Because what's awesome? Is confetti, and I cannot describe just how therapeutic and cathartic it is to blow up a couple beauty magazines for the cat to roll around in the shreds.
Also: I don't have to go all the way to the roof to break crockery now if I need to let off some steam. I mean, I still could but I don't have to.