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[Jun. 13th, 2009|11:44 pm] |
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[Jun. 10th, 2009|09:55 am] |
I am DIGGIN' this whole Summer Break thing. No professors up my ass about papers and "failing for the second year", and all the partying one guy can handle! I mean, and I know you'll all agree with me when I say it, but sororitutes are sororotutes for LIFE!
Frylock, can you handle it? Can you handle that I am getting more play than you? Because I'm sayin' now. I can handle it. I'm handling it with one hand, while holding the phone in the other.
Oh hey baby, you ever wondered what flavor a shake is? Come here, Brandy, I know you want some of this. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|05:42 pm] |
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[May. 1st, 2009|04:43 pm] |
Laaaaadies. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:53 am] |
What the hell good are microwave hands? I wanted X-Ray vision!
Stupid alternate dimension! |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|11:10 am] |
What the -
I know I did not have fingers five minutes ago. What the hell? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|10:10 am] |
Okay, unless I missed a memo? That weird tornado crap? Usually doesn't happen in Jersey.
I should know. I mean, I am an expert on these things. And this? This is definitely not Jersey. Actually, it's looking like that mythical place on TV they call "London."
And oh also? WHY AM I HUMAN?! |
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