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[Apr. 10th, 2010|02:40 am] |
I just learned the most valuable lesson in my time here.
Do not, under ANY circumstances while boning the hot redhead with wings, pull on the wings.
I have scratches in places unsuitable to be mentioned in public. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|12:01 pm] |
Excuse me, I'm sorry, but who the heck gave the guy I replaced a show on cable? Nobody here thought this was a bad idea?
They'll let anyone have a show these days.
Yeesh. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|08:32 pm] |
I...have been rejected.
I know, I know. It's just so unexpected and surprising. I was taken aback myself. I found the emotion it brought up to be unbearable and almost, dare I say it, suicidal.
But I will endure. I will make it through. Yes. I have found the strength.
However, should any of my lovely ladies be willing to come soothe me and perhaps let me cry on their bare shoulders? I would not say no.
I am, in fact, a man in desperate need. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|11:08 pm] |
Is anyone else feeling ridiculously, strangely happy for no good reason? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|03:13 pm] |
Sweet mother of hell no.
Look, I know I said I was into extreme stuff, but Twister was never my kind of movie. Could someone tell me what the hell just happened? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|06:17 pm] |
. . . Chelsea Clinton? Me?
What the FUCK?
You're serious about this? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|01:42 am] |
Whistler! We have a couple problems.
Oh and congrats on the primaries, senator. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|11:08 pm] |
. . . Where am I? What's going on? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|04:07 pm] |
Someone had better tell me what the fuck is going on or so help me, heads will roll.
If this is those damn Nightstalkers playing a fucked up prank, I will hunt them down and make them wish they'd never been born. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:26 pm] |
Wouldn't you know it...I left my gingham dress back home and I don't think that there's a pair of ruby slippers in my size, so how bout we get someone else to play Dorothy? That sound good to you all? |
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