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Tweak says, "lure them into a giant bingo!"

Dolos (probablylying) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-13 23:04:00

Current mood:	morose
Entry tags:	dolos, oizys

This time of the year bores the CRAP out of me. People get all truthful and lovey. Can't we have Halloween back? I like Halloween. Anything where slutty ladies have an excuse to dress up like a slutty nurses and ask to take my temperature, is much better than holiday cheer.

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	misery_inc 2009-12-14 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Such a fucking pervert. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:13 am UTC (link)
	That's why you love me. Tell me you don't hate this time of year as much as I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Really, really not the reason. You kidding? I love the holidays. People are miserable as shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Ok, so what's the reason? Not all of them. The other 75% get all happy and perky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 07:36 am UTC (link)
	You're my brother. I have to. Even the perky ones are miserable underneath, enough of them at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:37 am UTC (link)
	That's not true. Styx is our sister and nobody but Kakia loves her. Even the lights don't get to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Shut your mouth. Styx is my favourite sister. I could do without the lights. Wanna go put them out? Or talk your damn sprogs into being born? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:52 am UTC (link)
	She made you eat things like celery and salmon. She wouldn't give you any ice cream. Still your favorite? Why can't we do both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 08:01 am UTC (link)
	... She gave me ice cream after I threatened to bleed all over her good rug. We can do both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Have I told you how attractive I find women that cut themselves? It's like the wounds are an aphrodisiac. Excellent. You know, I bought them both ponies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 08:05 am UTC (link)
	And again I say... such a fucking pervert. They can't have ponies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:06 am UTC (link)
	And again, it's why you love me so damn much. Why not? They have feet now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 08:10 am UTC (link)
	But they can't sit up or walk or eat or shit. And ponies are a fuckin mess. And because I'm they're mom, and I said so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure they can shit. So? We don't have to clean them up at all. I hired some homeless guy to do that. I let him sleep in the barn. He calls me "Master", it's so cute. I see who's going to be the hardass parent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 08:16 am UTC (link)
	It's not too late to abort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it is. You know they'd just come out alive. Oh, by-the-way, I set up their nursery. I think you'll like it. Here is a picure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-12-14 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Really don't think I can abort? Is that a challenge, then? I do like the skulls, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, you're feisty tonight. Weezy, if we didn't want them, don't you think we would have done that awhile back? I know you do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 07:47 am UTC (link)
	They call it being a Scrooge. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry? Is that a new disease I haven't heard about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 07:49 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I hope it's acquired through some sort of dirty, sexual way. Those are the only good diseases mortals have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Weren't you a mortal for like a month? You didn't happen to catch any of those nasty little buggers while you had a pulse and such, did you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Which time? It doesn't matter, I never caught a disease. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 07:56 am UTC (link)
	There was more than once? Why not? Didn't you want to experience everything they go through? Stuff like sagging breasts and going bald? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 08:09 am UTC (link)
	We're above such things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh sure. When we're immortal, but when you go and get all mortal-fied, then you gotta live it up. Do things they do. Like, say did you go bowling and put on those disgusting shoes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 08:12 am UTC (link)
	No? But I died a couple times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:14 am UTC (link)
	A couple of times? You'd think once would be enough. Why are you always getting mortal-fied? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-12-14 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, because it's always SUCH a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-12-14 08:20 am UTC (link)
	But you didn't catch any diseases nor did you go bowling. Seems a bit of a waste, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent)