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Oizys, Goddess of Misery. ([info]misery_inc) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-14 15:24:00

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Entry tags:dolos, oizys

Dolos.

Did you tell the Sprog he could have a pony?



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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Yup.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
... He cannot have a pony.

I don't even know if he has feet yet.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:08 pm UTC (link)
He can't have one for when he does have feet?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:10 pm UTC (link)
No. Where the hell are you going to keep a pony? In your senate office?

You can't just go offering random wildlife.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:11 pm UTC (link)
I do have the farm in Alabama.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:16 pm UTC (link)
And who's taking care of this pony, hmm?

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
People I pay to do it?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
So what, you get one a pony but not the other?

No ponies.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:24 pm UTC (link)
One but not the...wait, what?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Or do only boys get ponies?

Sexist bastard.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:32 pm UTC (link)
What? What?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:34 pm UTC (link)
You're a twin. I'm a twin.

Apparently so is the sprog.

sprogs.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-14 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I...I...need to sit down.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-14 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I blamed Styx.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-15 08:33 am UTC (link)
Why? Because Styx implanted another egg into your womb?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-15 08:38 am UTC (link)
No. But she made me look for the second one.

You ok?

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-15 09:29 am UTC (link)
I'm....fine. Just a little shocked.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-15 05:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:03 am UTC (link)
Don't be. It's not your fault, baby.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-16 06:04 am UTC (link)
If it makes you feel better, they lied to me in utero.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:05 am UTC (link)
Wait, were they the ones that told you I promised them a pony?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-16 06:07 am UTC (link)
Mhm.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:13 am UTC (link)
Oh. This is going to be all kinds of fun.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
They also told me there was only one.

No ponies!

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:16 am UTC (link)
How could I promise them ponies? I can't talk to them, darling.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-16 06:17 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Maybe you talk to my stomach while I sleep?

You probably can talk to them, actually. Want to try?

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:27 am UTC (link)
Of course I do. Should I come over?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-07-16 06:28 am UTC (link)
If you want.

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[info]probablylying
2009-07-16 06:31 am UTC (link)
On my way.

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