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Dolos ([info]probablylying) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-04 00:43:00

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Has anyone seen my kids? It's possible I may have left them at the supermarket? Or maybe at the zoo? No...maybe at the park or a restaurant? Eh. I don't know. They'll turn up somewhere.

If you see them, let me know and don't touch Lex #2. She likes to bite.


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[info]thethief
2010-06-04 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Good job.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-04 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I thought so.

Oh, hey. I hear congradulations are in order!

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[info]thethief
2010-06-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I hear you're not supposed to lose kids.

Oh right. Yep. Got married.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-04 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Yet mortals do it every day, and their kids can't even transport themselves home with a thought!

I'm hurt I wasn't invited. Being your best friend and all.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-04 11:18 pm UTC (link)
That's very true. I'd lose mine probably, if I had some.

We didn't really invite anyone, it wasn't personal.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-04 11:31 pm UTC (link)
They're easy to lose. Being so small and all.

Aren't mortal weddings supposed to be all personal, with tears and tons of lace?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-04 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Very true.

Um. I have no idea.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 02:08 am UTC (link)
Who's the lucky groom?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 04:43 am UTC (link)
His name is Hardison. He's a hacker.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 04:46 am UTC (link)
Hmmm...interesting. Do I need to go show some muscle, tell him not to hurt you, and threaten him with godly wrath if he does?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 04:49 am UTC (link)
Uh. If you want to? No one's ever done that before.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 04:52 am UTC (link)
That's what BFF's do. At least that's what the bubbly teenager I seduced last week told me. She also mentioned something about Laguna Beach and something called a Kardashian. I don't know. I gagged her after that.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 04:53 am UTC (link)
I have no idea what that is. I don't blame you for gagging her, I would have too. Are we really bffs?

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 04:57 am UTC (link)
Sure we are. We can't sleep with each other any more, so what else can we be?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 04:58 am UTC (link)
Yeah guess that's a good point. Okay. You tell him that you'd beat him up if he hurts me.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:04 am UTC (link)
Already done.

I strike fear into the hearts of mortal men with my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted facial hair!

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:16 am UTC (link)
I know you do. He's .. flighty. Be gentle.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:17 am UTC (link)
I said "Enjoy your marriage" after I threatened him. Does that count?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:19 am UTC (link)
Ooh let me see, where??

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:20 am UTC (link)
It's in his marriage post, of course.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:20 am UTC (link)
Awesome. You rock.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:21 am UTC (link)
I used an exclamation point and all. It was super gentle.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:23 am UTC (link)
Thanks. I don't want him to actually freak out.

Do you want help finding your ankle biters.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:27 am UTC (link)
You just let me know if he hurts you and I'll pound his face into a wall...gently.

Nah. They'll show up eventually. They're probably somewhere near that oil spill. They do love a good death scene.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:30 am UTC (link)
I will. I don't think he will though. Unless he disappears again.

I'm not surprised.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:31 am UTC (link)
Tell him not to do that. Because if he does, I can't hurt him back and that's not playing fair.

They do have a lot of their mother in them sometimes.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:34 am UTC (link)
I've tried. Many times.

Seems like it, yep.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:39 am UTC (link)
Just how many times has he left you? Wait a minute. Is he the guy you always moan about not being around?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:41 am UTC (link)
A couple. And yeah, that's him.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:42 am UTC (link)
Well, damn. If I'd known that I would have hurt him before you married him. Want me to go hurt him now for good measure?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:42 am UTC (link)
Nah, it's okay. It's not his fault exactly.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:44 am UTC (link)
Ok. If you're sure.

He seems very perky.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:45 am UTC (link)
He's really perky yeah. Lots of soda. I'm sure.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:46 am UTC (link)
Wanna borrow my gag for future use?

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:47 am UTC (link)
.... Maybe.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:48 am UTC (link)
Consider it your wedding present and I didn't even have to look at the registry.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:50 am UTC (link)
Thanks. You're a good bff

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:54 am UTC (link)
Aww. I'm tearing up a little. You are too.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:55 am UTC (link)
Good luck finding the kids.

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[info]probablylying
2010-06-05 05:56 am UTC (link)
Thanks, I'll need it when their mother finds out I've lost them.

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[info]thethief
2010-06-05 05:57 am UTC (link)
I don't envy you there.

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