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Tweak says, "What if god was one of us?"

Oizys, Goddess of Misery. (misery_inc) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-05 07:20:00

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Dolos, don't even try to deny it. I know this is all your fault.

Gaia how I hate you.

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	probablylying 2011-09-05 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I had absolutely nothing to do with letting the children loose along that fault line! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, don't you try to do that misdirection thing you do. You know what I mean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I absolutely do. And alright, I'll admit it. I DEFINITELY let them near that fault line. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	no one cares about the damn fault line! I mean, except for DC and New York, maybe. That's not what I'm talking about! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. Twitter wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. It was a HUGE hashtag. Right in between #howtobeatyourgirlfriend and #moreracistthingstosay. Ok. So it's not the earthquake. It's something that's my fault and you're uberpissed. Wait. Did I get you pregnant again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	That requires sex, and I'm not sleeping with you. Ever. I'm not Eris, for chrissake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	You say that now but that's just because you're not in the same room with my charming, engaging smile and rock hard abs. We all know you can't resist them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? Maybe if you were ever near your kids when they were being brats, I might be in the same room with you. and then I'd resist like a ...very resisting sort of thing. Bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	There's a time when they AREN'T being brats? Well, color me stunned. I am speechless with surprise! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Really speechless? Does that mean you might possibly stop talking for 10 minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	10 WHOLE MINUTES?!?! No way. That's an eternity. I'll stop talking for 10 minutes if you smile for 10. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Have I told you lately I hate you? Where the fuck are you, anyhow? There's... baby... stuff going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Everyday, my love, everyday. I'm in...umm...hold on let me look outside. Looks like the Patpong red-light district. I distinctly remember something to do with ping pong balls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	... Go to hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Are you upset I didn't bring you? It was a business trip, I swear! I brought the South Carolina Congressman here and got some GREAT photos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm annoyed that you've got kids with... kid... crap going on and you're with some asian hooker and not here! You know what? Screw this. I'm leaving. You better come watch your sprogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	I am not with an asian hooker. We're married now! All I did was watch and film it for posterity and possible blackmail material. Besides it was three asian hookers. Awww, come on, don't do that. I'll be home in a few minutes and we'll sort out whatever it is that they're doing. What are they doing, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	being messy and crying and there are... fluids where there shouldn't be... You have three minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Ahhh...ok. Just let me pay these lovely...ladies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2011-09-05 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	90 seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2011-09-05 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	On my way! (Reply to this) (Parent)