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Dolos (probablylying) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-09-28 23:54:00

Current mood:	calm
Entry tags:	dolos, melpomene, oizys

I'm just curious. Are there any dark haired, emo goddesses that would like to have some babies?

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	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Have you been talking to my brother? Jesus... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Wait...Jesus is part of the family now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:00 am UTC (link)
	I think one politician is enough. I shouldn't take his name in vain, you're right. But still! No babies, no marriage! I can't handle the pressure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:05 am UTC (link)
	No, you shouldn't. I hear his mom/dad is here and she's touchy...or was it sexy? I can't remember. What? Are you saying I'm not good enough to be the sperm to your egg? That stings, Melpomene. It's the beard, isn't it? It's ok, you can tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Naw. My daddy always said never trust a god that lives with the dead. If you tell my brother you're offering godly sperm? I will flay the skin off of you. But I like the beard, actually! It's cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
	I'll have you know, my brother was an excellent god. A little on the velvety side of Elvis, but still...excellent. Aww. You DO love me! Oh, while I've got you here, tell me, how much do you charge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Charge for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Your nanny services. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:15 am UTC (link)
	I am not a nanny! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Word on the street is you are in fact the best around. And if you agree to become ours...I can promise you at LEAST two illicit sex acts a week. But only if you report them to the Enquirer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:18 am UTC (link)
	... Word on the street is wrong. I drop babies on their head. also, I've got a man. Sorry! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:19 am UTC (link)
	What's your man got to do with me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm not one of those girls that go rippin' around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to hear that, see? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Now you can persist to play Don Juan all day but ain't nothin gonna change... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:37 am UTC (link)
	There's a lot of girls out there who won't say no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:39 am UTC (link)
	My man buys me things and he takes me out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Well you can keep your man, cause I don't go that route... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:55 am UTC (link)
	And I don't go the route of nannying. Works well for both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Aww. You sure? I'm almost certain you will kind of, sort of love our twins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-09-29 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure they're adorable little fiends. But Dolos - I don't know what to do with babies. You should not trust me with them. Not that most sane people would trust you or your sister, either... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Actually, we were going to trust Styx with them. So really, you are a slightly better choice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Are you knocking up the muse or talking to me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Who says I can't do both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Turning into Eris, I see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, I have yet to impregnate myself, so I don't think I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I have faith in you, baby brother. Seem in the mood to pop out enough of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Naw. I enjoy impregnating the ladies. Say, you wouldn't be in the mood to pop out ours, would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Why would I want to do that? I mean, I just adore the whole... carrying a watermelon below my ribs thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I love your watermelon, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:32 am UTC (link)
	You're a twisted freak. What's your rush? Not like you have to waddle around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:45 am UTC (link)
	True and I do like you all pregnant and growly. But I figured you might like walking normal again. You were in an awful hurry to get them out a month or two ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:49 am UTC (link)
	Twisted. Freak. And I'm still ready to get them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-09-29 07:52 am UTC (link)
	So...shall we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-09-29 07:53 am UTC (link)
	And call them what.. thing one and thing two? (Reply to this) (Parent)