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[Mar. 9th, 2009|12:13 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | antigone grace, calliope sedant, delirium, eddie blake, john winchester, mary winchester, miranda, nick kelly, nite owl, sam winchester, silk spectre | ] |
The Hell is this shit? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:11 pm] |
Okay, people.
I like ice cream just as much as the next guy. Especially when it comes with the little chocolate fish...y'know the one that I'm talkin' about. Has marshmellows and stuff. I like it the most 'cause I get a sick pleasure knowin' that somewhere out there a 'super hero' who won't be named is crying as I eat the melt-in-your-mouth version of his friends. Serves him right.
My point is the next time I get locked in a freezer I'm not goin t'be happy. DO I LOOK LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!? I don't even have a cool hat or eyes made out of coal! And if I did I'd turn them into freakin' diamonds. Sure, it's fun for the first little bit, and then you start gettin' frost bite in places that should never be that cold. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|05:24 pm] |
I'm fairly certain that someone must have drugged me. That's the only explanation. Tornadoes don't simply come out of a clear blue sky and pick someone up, and drop them without a scratch. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|06:31 pm] |
Guitar Hero- World Tour.
Dean.
You in? |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|08:15 pm] |
Samuel Luke Winchester you STAY AWAY FROM ME until I've seen it all the way through. I mean it.
In fact, you are banned from the theater room. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|05:10 pm] |
CHICKENS HAVE WINGS THAT ARE DELICIOUS WHEN DIPPED IN VARIOUS SAUCES.
If you have never had these? Eat them. They're AMAZING. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|06:14 pm] |
And you guys thought I was crazy? Sh'yeah right.
Sure, I have the occasional zany adventure, but I don't do the whole time travel thing. Well, not intentionally, unless Weaz messes up one of the gadget dohickeys. Then I hide all of his food. It's a lot more interesting than it sounds 'cause he tends to freak out without his cheese puffs. It's almost as fun as playing hide and go seek with Blind Al.
Anyways, the point is, using my awesome skills of deductive reason, I have come to the revelation that I am awesome. And I'm my normal loveable self that keeps you comin' back for more. And that's usually when I steal from you. S'long as I'm getting paid to do it. Otherwise you're safe. Unless I'm bored. Then you'll probably get pantsed.
Now back to your feature presentation!
( Domino ) |
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[Jan. 13th, 2009|06:41 am] |
Job applications suck. I've been plugging away on them to try and have something set up for when I graduation and right now it is just a huge pain in my ass. I'm working through it, though. Obviously. There aren't many oncology wards looking for new blood though, apparently.
( Antigone ) |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|09:35 am] |
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
DID I MENTION I KNOCKED UP BELA?
AND MY FREAKIN' KID IS HERE FROM THE GODDAMN FUTURE?
(I didn't want to steal Sam and Anne's thun - hey, their names rhyme, never noticed that - thunder.)
SO HEY.
PARTY AT CASA DEL WINCHESTERS.
(If Sam says it's okay. Pleaaaaase? I'll do the dishes. ... okay, not really, but uh. I won't give you the wet willie I was gonna.) |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
Aidan just smiled.
At me.
He's got a dimple, I think. Oh...man. I love my kid. He's awesome.
( Dean ) |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|06:39 am] |
Rory's gone. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:42 am] |
So, we had a baby. I mean, I died, but that's not the important part. Especially since I'm back and better than ever. The important part is that Sam Winchester and I created the most amazing- Well. You'll see, Sam will make sure of it, especially if you get him talking on it.
His name is Aidan Elias Dean Winchester and he was born at 2:36 in the morning on December 26th. He looks just like his father, the lucky boy. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|04:23 pm] |
Y'know, I try to be a good samaritan, right? Little old lady needs help crossing the street. So, in my manly awesomeness, I take it upon myself to set things right. How was I suppose to know that old people don't enjoy playing live action frogger? Yeesh, ya try to add some excitement into a boring life, then they go and smack ya upside the head with a purse. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|11:24 pm] |
Anne...sweetheart? |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|08:32 pm] |
I just realized that my car didn't come through with me.
Excuse me while I beat the shit out of something. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|06:35 pm] |
Well, it's official. The private sector can go fuck itself.
Luckily, I've got a lead on a old new career path. My thanks to a certain DAC for expediting the process.
London, here I come. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2008|03:15 pm] |
That is simply not fair. I was quite literally in the middle of redheads when that stupid bloody vortex -
What year is it? |
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[Nov. 11th, 2008|08:39 pm] |
Anne -
You were quite kind when I arrived, and indicated that you knew me. Since then I've been informed that You are, indeed, family... Perhaps we should get to know each other.
Let me know... we'll do brunch. |
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[Nov. 10th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
SIXTEEN DAYS UNTIL THANKSGIVING!
I don't even care if we're in freakin' England - Sammy, Bela, Anne? - we're having a Thanksgiving. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2008|07:52 pm] |
Would anyone care to explain why I am not near my pool, sun bathing... and instead woke from my quick beauty nap in an ALLEY wearing RAGS and really feeling the need for a month long shower? And the only thing I get when demanding an answer is a website. Do I look like I use a computer that often? |
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[Oct. 13th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
Anyone seen my ridiculously hot girlfriend around? I miss her terribly. |
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|10:59 pm] |
( Candy's Beau )
GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2008|07:50 pm] |
( Sam? ) |
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Daddy, Psyche, Lotus, Uncle Ares, Aunt Eris... Look! A photograph of the Pea.
Sam cried. Twice, actually. First, when we listened to the heartbeat and then when we saw the baby on the screen.
Men. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|07:42 pm] |
Can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
I think I actually miss the sounds of all the people in the house. Dean's boots clompin everywhere, Bela's laugh, Anne's swishy dress going down the hall and Che swearin' at the coffee maker in the mornin cause it doesn't work fast enough.
Just me and the Roxy girl, and she's walkin around with one of Dean's socks like it's her baby. I think she misses him, well, I know she does.
Edit: Anyway. Also?? Look at what I made!!! Hi, Uncle Dean! You can't see, but I'm waving at you!
( Private ) |
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|10:25 am] |
I need to buy a plane so I can go to Boston.
OH And I need to buy a person to fly the plane. |
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[Sep. 16th, 2008|08:09 pm] |
( SAM! ) |
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|08:15 pm] |
I'm not even sure if I'm doing this right, but...
My name is Mary Winchester. I don't know how I got here, though I'm pretty sure (and pardon my stealing) that this isn't Kansas anymore. I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not supposed to be *anywhere*.
I was dead. I saved my boys again, and I died...again. I don't understand.
And if this so-called gentleman sitting near me doesn't stop ogling me, I'm going to kick his ass. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2008|02:30 pm] |
Stupidest thing I've ever seen: A sign, on a car, that declares that a baby is on board.
What's the purpose of such a sign? Should the rest of humanity aim for the cars that DON'T have signs, then? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|08:12 pm] |
I need to get rid of a man.
Well, not get rid of him. I have family members that could do that. I mean, I'm married to him and no longer wish to be as he is ruining my life.
Again.
How do I divorce him? Quickly. I have lots of money and have no problem being destitute for the rest of my VERY long life just to make him GO. AWAY.
I feel ill.
EDIT: I need a divorce lawyer. |
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[Aug. 25th, 2008|03:07 am] |
I realize I'm emo on the best of days, but honestly, wouldn't YOU be?
All the insane crap I've been through the last year or so and now this.
I am HIGHLY unamused. And yes, still emo. Good job, whoever is listening. No really. Good job.
(Really? After the last year, a TORNADO? A Tor. Na. Do? That's the best you can come up with? Psh. When did my life turn into Day After Tomorrow? And where's the hot chick with the infection?) |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:54 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | anonymous author, antigone grace, bela talbot, bella swan, dean winchester, doctor phineas waldolf steel, domino, edward cullen, edward wong hau pepelu tivrusky iv, emmett cullen, jason todd, lorna dane, sohma shigure | ] |
Hello, beautiful people of Oz! A lovely day today, wouldn't you agree? I have fabulous news for you all! The Anonymous Author is back from hiatus, and has sent quite a delicious spread for you all to enjoy.
( Fun with the penal system )
( The family that hunts demons together stays together )
( Diamonds really are a girl's best friend )
As always, any feedback will be forwarded directly to the Anonymous Author, who always loves hearing from his adoring fans. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
I need a new pet.
My old one did not come with me. |
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[Aug. 19th, 2008|12:54 am] |
Well. Interesting.
This ain't hell.
( OOC ) |
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[Aug. 17th, 2008|12:37 pm] |
It’s good to be home. I had a great time on my road trip, saw… well, saw a whole lot of things, not all of them worth reporting, but the ones that were are now mapped out across one wall at my house, if anybody wants to come see. I’ve got souvenirs of course, and I might share them if you ask nice.
Another thing: My birthday’s coming up here pretty quick, didn’t realize just how fast time had gone by, but there’ll be a shindig somewhere, I’ll keep you all posted.
( locked_to_family* )
(*‘family’ includes Sam, Dean, the other Dean, Anne, Bela, Bobby, Bobby’s squeeze, John, Al, and any demons who might notice) |
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