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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:54 am] |
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Hello, beautiful people of Oz! A lovely day today, wouldn't you agree? I have fabulous news for you all! The Anonymous Author is back from hiatus, and has sent quite a delicious spread for you all to enjoy.
( Fun with the penal system )
( The family that hunts demons together stays together )
( Diamonds really are a girl's best friend )
As always, any feedback will be forwarded directly to the Anonymous Author, who always loves hearing from his adoring fans. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2008|02:05 am] |
I just got out of a seriously hideous formal gown, now I have to go buy another one?
Good thing I'm royalty and have unlimited funds to my disposal.
Anyone in New York want to come help me find a dress and...heels? My resident fashion adviser isn't around at the moment. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2008|12:19 am] |
Need to put together a guest list for the wedding reception.
( Emmett )
( Edward ) |
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[Aug. 13th, 2008|11:42 pm] |
Apparently, divorces are harder to come by than I had originally anticipated.
( Emmett )
( Rosalie )
( Alice )
( Lauren ) |
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[Aug. 12th, 2008|08:44 pm] |
Apparently, I'm a Duchess of something. These jewels I'm wearing...REAL! I've already broken a bracelet, one earring and the strap of this very delicate shoe I'm wearing.
Oh! And they made me DANCE!
I need to get out of here before I kill someone. |
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|02:40 am] |
This is definitely not La Push. One minute, I was at First Beach with Sam and the guys and now I'm....wherever I am. Just a hunch, but I'm betting those leeches are behind this. I knew they had powers, but not like this. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|11:12 pm] |
This? Is not remotely amusing. Windstorm unlike anything in years moves us from Forks to... Kirkland and now Emmett is playing with the SEAHAWKS?! Someone explain.
On the upside? Wedding. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|01:56 am] |
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. I must be dreaming. Have to be. Edward Cullen, you better wake me up! RIGHT NOW.
I have to be dreaming. No way did a whirlwind come out of no where and deposit me right in the middle of a black tie BALL! And a huge one at that!
I'm in a dress and people are staring at me!
Someone WAKE ME UP PLEASE. I am not amused. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2008|04:33 am] |
( Jack the Monkey )
"Free running" is great. Jack was right: it's like flying. It would be like flying even if I couldn't fly.
So here I am. My dreams are still dark, but it's better than before... than back home, I mean. I can feel that I'm separate from my world. Almost entirely. If not for the... that thing inside me... I'd almost feel... safe.
So.
Does anyone want to... I dunno... do something? Anyone? |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:22 pm] |
Of all the things this place is, it is most definitely not Forks.
Where am I? |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:39 pm] |
Well, look at that: not only did I land on my feet, but I found five bucks in my back pocket, too.
I feel like Daltry after he an' the band played Leeds: fan-TAS-tic. |
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