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Tweak says, "Your face is gone!"

Wade Wilson (mercwithmouth) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-02-23 22:11:00

Entry tags:

antigone grace, deadpool, god

Okay, people.

I like ice cream just as much as the next guy. Especially when it comes with the little chocolate fish...y'know the one that I'm talkin' about. Has marshmellows and stuff. I like it the most 'cause I get a sick pleasure knowin' that somewhere out there a 'super hero' who won't be named is crying as I eat the melt-in-your-mouth version of his friends. Serves him right.

My point is the next time I get locked in a freezer I'm not goin t'be happy. DO I LOOK LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!? I don't even have a cool hat or eyes made out of coal! And if I did I'd turn them into freakin' diamonds. Sure, it's fun for the first little bit, and then you start gettin' frost bite in places that should never be that cold.

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	antigone_grace 2009-02-23 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, if you'd like your eyes to be made out of coal, all you have to do is ask. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-02-23 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Dealin' with Blind Al took all the fun outta that. I know how people treat the blind..specifically me. ...But you can do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-02-23 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	If you wanted them that way. Of course, if you wanted them coal and the ability to see, too... I'm sure it could be arranged that way, too. Anything for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2009-02-23 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	OMM you are so cute! [ooc: OMM stands for oh my me] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-02-23 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	See? I always said I could do cute. Should give me an Oscar but no...Deadpool gets no love from the critics. Something about unneccessary violence. And you're hot. You should call me sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-02-24 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh sugar, I know I'm hot. And I will call you anytime. You are fine. And such a funny man too. By the way, I adore unnecessary violence. I'm God, but feel free to call me Gigi. Or OH GOD because I'm sure you'll be inclined to scream that at some point or another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-02-24 10:18 am UTC (link)
	I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm dreaming but this is usually the time that I get attacked by Tucan Sam. But since that cereal loving bastard isn't around.. DEAR GOD YES, PLEASE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-02-24 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, totally not dreaming. So, when do you have some time free? I'm really horny. :o) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-02-24 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Y'know I always heard sex is divine, but this puts a whole new spin on it. My, I'm, schedule is pretty much open. Especially when it comes to you being naked...kind of my top priority. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-02-24 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	How about I meet you in oh say two or three hours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-02-24 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just when I thought this place was starting to suck...SCORE ONE FOR DEADPOOL! I mean, yes, that'd be nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-02-24 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! I'll be at your place shortly! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pointsnorth 2009-02-24 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	You were locked in a freezer? How did you get out? (Reply to this)