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Tweak says, "Nimins."

Wade Wilson (mercwithmouth) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-21 18:14:00

Entry tags:

antigone grace, deadpool, domino, lilo pelekai, timey wimey plot

And you guys thought I was crazy? Sh'yeah right.

Sure, I have the occasional zany adventure, but I don't do the whole time travel thing. Well, not intentionally, unless Weaz messes up one of the gadget dohickeys. Then I hide all of his food. It's a lot more interesting than it sounds 'cause he tends to freak out without his cheese puffs. It's almost as fun as playing hide and go seek with Blind Al.

Anyways, the point is, using my awesome skills of deductive reason, I have come to the revelation that I am awesome. And I'm my normal loveable self that keeps you comin' back for more. And that's usually when I steal from you. S'long as I'm getting paid to do it. Otherwise you're safe. Unless I'm bored. Then you'll probably get pantsed.

Now back to your feature presentation!

Domino: C'mon, I'm dying to know what this crazy space time continum interruption thingy has done to you. Lemme see.

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	antigone_grace 2009-01-21 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Normal lovable self? Darling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	This isn't y'know easy for me to say...unless I'm really drunk...which is a lot harder than it sounds. But..Anne, uh..I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-01-21 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Really? What are you sorry for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	When everything happened with you...team deadpool wasn't exactly anywhere to be seen. I shoulda said something to you sooner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-01-21 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, darling. There wasn't anything anyone could have done. But I appreciate the fact you thought of me. Is there anything I can do for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I just figure the one person I actually like here...I shoulda been there. Just glad you're here, makes me feel a little less crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-01-21 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	If I have any other emergencies, I'll be sure to call for you first. I'll always be here for you, Wade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Good, 'cause y'know the merc business is great and all, but sometimes I kinda like to do something that's actually productive for society. I don't think anyone's ever said that to me before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-01-21 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure there are many things you could do for society. I can't imagine why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 10:13 am UTC (link)
	I tried to whole hero schtick, not really for me, seeing as how I might have cost the world eternal happiness. All in a days work. How was I suppose to know about the stupid alien? I'm better off in the merc business. Probably because they're not as awesome as you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-01-22 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Alien? Oh, Wade. I'm not awesome, really. Thank you, though. I'm glad you're here now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	means_family 2009-01-21 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	So we should leave board games with you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	As long as it's not Candy Land. Game always freaked me out with that pedophile Liquorice guy. Freakin' creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-21 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	It sounds like you've got some unresolved issues towards gross candy. Tell me all about them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever seen the guy? He's dressed all creepy and always beckoning towards little kids. He's a pedophile and not that great at hiding it. I mean, there are tons of things I hate more than girl scouts, but that's one of them. Hopefully you're not charging by the hour, 'cause that'd be a little unfair, y'know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-21 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	So, you were molested by candy? That's... really pretty special, actually. Oh, no, that's just on Tuesdays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sh'yeah right, like he could get anywhere near me, every standard issue deadpool comes with awesome kung fu action. As long as you don't charge on hump day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-21 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Where do you hit a guy made out of candy? I mean, does he have gumdrop testicles? You can stay away from my hump day, crazypants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm more of an explosions kinda hit with guns and swords mixed in here and there. Gotta keep it fresh, ya know? But really I'd get a bunch of obese candy lovin kids to destroy him. HEY! I prefer eccentric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-21 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Children of the Corn Syrup! You could tape it, put it on the interwebs. Crazypants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	And become so filthy rich that even Oprah would be jealous of my awesomeness. This may yet be my best plan. Don't get me wrong, the Roadtrip Roulette is a thing of beauty..but this... Crazypants it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-21 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Who, or maybe what, the fucking hell are you? I swear, this place is more like Wonderland ever goddamn second. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	!!!!! It's jail bait!domino You are so never hearing the end of this. Oh, the fun I will have... ...I mean.... Uh, I'm your future husband? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-21 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	After the lobotomy, sure. Are you always this retarded, or is this just the super-special time travel edition of brainlessness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Just remember that so when you are you again I can say I told you so. Or something to that affect. Or you'll chase me with a gun. Not really sure yet, but either way, it'll be entertaining. 100 percent Deadpool. 24/7, 365 days a year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-21 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	I could always save me the trouble and chase you with a gun now, you know. Deadpool? What kind of a name is that? It's one thing if your real name sucks, but choosing a crappy codename is inexcusable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-21 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's one of your favorite past times, so I'd hate to deny you it now. Sure I might not be the nicest or most sane guy but I have my moments. HEY! Its an awesome name that is very fitting. Everyone knows thru favorite merc with a mouth is deadpool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 09:57 am UTC (link)
	I would, but the redhaired lady locked them away. And all the booze. It's still a stupid name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mercwithmouth
2009-01-22 10:11 am UTC (link)

Y'know, I would say I had all those things, but I'm pretty sure Cap'n Crunch is hiding somewhere waiting to hit me with his shield. Or maybe that's Captain America, but can you really blame me for confusing the two? Personally I'm more fond of the cereal one. Except for it cuts the roof of my mouth.

Note to self: Kill Cap'n Crunch.

Anyways, the point is, I can't offer you these things now or in the future. The future for other reasons. Believe me, I've tried, not a big success.

And..and...well...I LIKE MY NAME!

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	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 10:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure that you can't kill a fictional character. What, I turn down weapons in the future? What the hell? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mercwithmouth
2009-01-22 10:26 am UTC (link)

Point taken. But I can make a dartboard out of the cereal boxes and repeatedly stab him in the face with throwing knives. I know, my brilliance is intimidating.

I was leaning more towards the booze. You have weapons...I should know from first hand experience. Especially with the whole 'Hey Wade, why don't you be my human bullet sponge for the day?' Ah, the things I do for women.

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	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 10:28 am UTC (link)
	. . . Okay, Deadpool is better than Wade. There's definitely something I'm missing here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 10:34 am UTC (link)
	HEY! Well..you might have a point, but I know your first name too! There's a lot you're missing but rest assured that when this crazy space time continuum thingy fixes itself, I'll be the one teasing you mercilessly until you try to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:19 am UTC (link)
	Bet you don't. I get the feeling that happens a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:21 am UTC (link)
	And what if I do? Do I get a prize? It's an integral part of my daily schedule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Sure, what the hell. I'll give you a, uh, sandwich. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:25 am UTC (link)
	SANDWICH!? A SANDWICH?!?! It doesn't work. The other day you made chocolate cake which I threatened to steal, even though I shoulda just asked, but that defeats the purpose. Psh, a sandwich..MAYBE. I might settle for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:28 am UTC (link)
	If there had been cake, we would have eaten it by now. Um. . . hmm. I've got porn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:32 am UTC (link)
	SHHHH! I could get arrested for that and I'm much too pretty for jail. Besides, I don't do good in cramped up spaces, not unless there is a television set. And that would have been a lot more interesting if you weren't the jail bait version of yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:37 am UTC (link)
	NOT OF ME, YOU PERVERT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:45 am UTC (link)
	....I was just trying to make sure you were staying out of trouble? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:47 am UTC (link)
	ick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:49 am UTC (link)
	HEY! I only know the older (and legal) version of you and it's not icky! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 11:52 am UTC (link)
	You probably don't even know my name anyway, so it doesn't matter who it's porn of. And I really doubt you've seen any version of me naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercwithmouth 2009-01-22 11:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh but I do, little Domino, I do. My memory i just cool like that. ....Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-22 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh Sure. Nobody knows my real name. (Reply to this) (Parent)