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[Jul. 12th, 2010|01:17 am] |
A general announcement to inform you all that my shop is open as of tomorrow. [Address], in London. Magical entities are guarded, so if you've an interest in such books, make an appointment.
( Sancta Maria ) |
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[Jul. 10th, 2010|11:50 am] |
So back from the honeymoon, have been for a couple days, and I got bored earlier and found a test online to see if your dog's retarded (or my dog, as the case may be)
Now, I know Monty is plenty smart, I've already taught him tricks, and we do dog shows once in a while, but like I said, bored, so I did it.
Apparently my dog is a genius. The only part of the test he quote-unquote 'failed' at was the blanket-over-the-head one, you're supposed to time how long it takes the dog to get out from under it. See, Monty knows that blankets onna head mean that it's Ghostbusting time, so he got all excited and started making ghost noises until I squirted him with the squirtgun.
Then we both had treats.
The End. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2010|10:18 pm] |
please tellme i'm not dead.
i think imight be everything is spinning still. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2010|06:54 pm] |
Hey, Teja. Want to see if you can outdrink me? Figured you'd uh. You know. Want to kill some fucking brain cells. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2010|01:15 pm] |
I need to spar. Like, yesterday.
Anyone want to let me smack them around? |
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[Jul. 6th, 2010|02:12 pm] |
Satan, love?
If God has kids, why don't you? |
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[Jul. 6th, 2010|07:41 am] |
I just had to fire my son's nanny.
She had on Dora the Explorer. The kid isn't even a year old and she's subjecting him to THAT bullshit?
The point is, I hate Dora, The old nanny is getting nothing more. Not even a "Get the fuck out" gift basket. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2010|02:44 am] |
Hmm.
Bastille day should be the perfect day for dancing.
Miss Annie Winchester, would you like to come with your sister to come see me swing around some fire? |
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| Official Announcement from Dethklok Inc. |
[Jun. 28th, 2010|07:15 am] |
((OOC: this is an announcement made on TV, Radio, and the official website and FB of Dethklok. Yes, they have a facebook.))
Dethklok is strongly dedicated to quality and producing the most metal music ever created. As such, as I speak, record stores, online and worldwide, will be recalling the last album. We ask that all of you good people, fans and critics alike, bring your albums back for a refund at your local music store. They will be refunding your money in store credit.
In light of this news, we would like to let you know that the band is working on recording a new, better, more metal album. It is guaranteed to melt your face off in a very literal way, with how blazing the songs are. You will not be disappointed. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2010|02:18 pm] |
Suppose the cat's out of the bag.
I'm back.
I expect nothing more than a whole bunch of anger, so let's just get it over with.
((OOC: this is after Robbie and Torii's wedding, and he was there, sitting next to Brend and Lulu, and there was a good thick wall of Warteeth between himself and Winchesters.)) |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|10:04 am] |
OH GOD PUBERTY SUCKS
HALP
edit: if you think this is bad, imagine this for like, three years straight. THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A DAY AMIRITE? |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|10:35 pm] |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|10:15 am] |
Skwigelf, your husband-spawn is ready to be picked up. He's about four or something right now. I can't tell. He's smaller than Cee, bigger than my son.
Get him out of here. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2010|06:19 pm] |
Dad? Can I come help you with paperwork for a while?
Edit; ( Max. ) |
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[May. 5th, 2010|08:41 pm] |
Hey, Dib.
Your sister is a MILF.
Just thought you should know. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2010|04:38 pm] |
For the record, I don't approve of Gaz's brother's dog. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|03:15 pm] |
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[Mar. 20th, 2010|08:20 am] |
Apparently I've been gone all week.
I was running for Mayor in Cabo. Mayor.
Seriously. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2010|11:17 am] |
Well, this is a big pile of fucking delightful. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|10:36 am] |
Wow. I'm sort of surprised that the Swiss actually CAN riot. They're still setting things on fire. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2010|11:47 pm] |
i believe our new ladybutler should put on a cabaret by way of formal introduction.
whos with me on this? |
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[Jan. 8th, 2010|10:49 am] |
I'm pretty sure I could get used to this once I get over the whole fear of judgment thing.
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[Dec. 27th, 2009|02:40 pm] |
We're back.
Oh, and now Gaz is an official Wartooth, for those of you who didn't hear. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2009|07:39 am] |
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[Nov. 30th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
... this is not what I expected. I thought I would see the shining angels of Heaven. It looks a bit like London. I am confused. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2009|12:38 pm] |
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[Nov. 13th, 2009|05:03 pm] |
I realize that I'm bad enough that no one ever wants to stay around me.
I've accepted that.
I'm going down into Hell for a while. Doubt I'll be back. |
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[Nov. 13th, 2009|08:04 am] |
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[Nov. 9th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
I've been to all points of the globe. Really, all of them. And the shop's acquired some new and... unique... inventory. Very rare. One might say... dangerous.
First come first serve, ladies and gentlemen of the arcane arts. Beginning tomorrow, the special collections will be open by appointment only, and meanwhile, the regular collections will be on sale. Everything 5-50% off, depending on what mood whoever's behind the register is in.
And free 1600-1800's pornographic prints for showing your tits or finding someone to show theirs for you.
All this and my usual collection of musical regulars at the Sign of the Weasel used books, at [address] in London. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2009|10:49 am] |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|10:57 am] |
See, this is EXACTLY why I don't do holidays. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|02:28 pm] |
TEJA!
You owe me ten grand, suckaaaaaaa.
EVERYONE ELSE!
please please please tell me or Teague or Marnie or anyone if you see my daughter. Sable. littleish critter, got... really bouncy hair... She can generally take care of herself but no one's seen her so... right. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|04:23 am] |
Cassidy Turner. I say this with all who read as my witness. Heed me well, I will not say it twice.
Try it again.
I almost want you to.
What rivalry exists between you and she is not my concern. What you do to one another outside this shop and the quarter mile surrounding it is not my concern. But once you trespass with your filth and childish nonsense onto her territory, so do you trespass onto mine.
She is under my protection. This place is under my protection. This is a place of peace, and of safety, and of neutrality. There will be no tolerance for disturbing that. I do not care whether you come in person, whether you send your minions, whether you send your polluting presence through the daily post -- you will not do so again or I give you my word, Cassidy, the deals you will have to make with the dark and crawling things of the underworld to save yourself from me will be worse than what I do to you.
Let whatever protectors you have be wise enough to save you from attempting such foolishness again. I do not play games. This sanctuary will not be compromised. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2009|06:01 pm] |
Tooooooorii.
ToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiTorii. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2009|11:52 pm] |
All work and no play makes me grit my teeth until I hurt myself.
Bored. Work barely fills my time anymore. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2009|04:49 pm] |
One week until the first concert of what looks like a long tour to me. I'm not the first person in a handful that would be likely to get intimidated, but... Man.
I've never been on tour before.
If anyone was wondering, THIS is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. |
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