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[Aug. 10th, 2010|08:32 am] |
Satan, it is done. Would you rather a boy or a girl? |
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[Jul. 6th, 2010|02:12 pm] |
Satan, love?
If God has kids, why don't you? |
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[May. 24th, 2010|01:01 pm] |
Satan, I'm bored. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2010|04:52 pm] |
I'm bored.
I think I'll give the people on the Small World ride colon cancer. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2010|11:59 am] |
SOMEBODY GET THE MOTHERFUCKING THOR A PASTY.
I have a craving for Welsh blood food. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|04:18 pm] |
Hel, dear. How's that double ended dildo working out for you? |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|11:12 pm] |
Okay. I can deal with the fact that I've been rewritten as a guy. Anything that stops me looking like that damned hippy can't be all bad.
But kids' TV? Really?!
When I find out who's behind this, they're gonna have to figure out how to reattach their head to their body, assuming said body can find said head in time. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|02:48 am] |
They really should have another holiday on March 14th where all the Valentine's Day hookups go and get their STD tests together.
But they probably won't. I guess I could leave letters, but that would be nice, and I don't do that.
Edit; ( Satan. ) |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|11:50 pm] |
Perfect. I was reading, and then there was a tornado in the library, and now I'm at fucking Disneyland. |
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