I'm pretty sure I could get used to this once I get over the whole fear of judgment thing.
Family: We have had a recent shift of power. Charles has been taken back to whatever variation of reality he's from, but in his absence, the world has graced us with another version of Offdensen. I'll be setting up informal meetings with her this week, or you could come to the performance in three days, and hang out backstage. She wants to meet all of the extended family. Charlene is very much the same person, except, and I use her wording, "in heels," so it shouldn't be much different. She just needs to put faces to the names.
Skwigelfs, keep your hands fucking OFF. Don't make me tell you twice. Or make her have to tell you at all.