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Cassidy Turner (1stbornextreme) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-17 10:04:00

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cassidy turner, henriette stillman, soren skwigelf, teja wartooth, tess jacoby

OH GOD PUBERTY SUCKS

HALP

edit: if you think this is bad, imagine this for like, three years straight. THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A DAY AMIRITE?

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	not_that_henri 2010-06-17 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Thought you were sleeping. Guess you're not! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2010-06-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hel-LO Hennboobs! No, Henn's Fabulous Rack, I'm NOT SLEEPING. In fact, I'm doing quite the opposite of sleeping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-17 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	You want some help with the anti-sleep? I'm good at not sleeping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2010-06-17 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hnn, hip. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2010-06-17 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's a yes, obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-17 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	forever_tess 2010-06-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	I thought boys liked puberty. When else can they be constantly horny and everyone expects it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

1stbornextreme
2010-06-17 06:00 pm UTC (link)

Generally we do, but this would be the second time around for me. I was resurrected and have to go through this. Thing is, I have to age up from newborn to my actual age of 23 within a week, so I've got about two thirds of a day of this madness. I'm not a particularly sexual creature (compared to most), simply a cocktease of epic proportions, so this is awkward at best.

My uncle did this once, had it worse than I could ever assume. He not only had to deal with however many years of puberty compounded into about ten hours, but the man's not all that sane to begin with (Our family? Not on the sane side of the boat, but he's at the far end of the wacko spectrum) so, yes, massive destruction and... I really would rather not think of him going at things so I'll stop there. He's good people, he actually took care of me on Monday when I was physically a toddler.

In any case, hello, I'm Cass. I'm always this weird. I take it you're new.

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	athousandcuts 2010-06-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Warteeth aren't ALL crazy. Quit bitching. It's almost over with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	forever_tess 2010-06-17 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit, I don't envy you. Puberty was all right for me, but I guess if given a choice I would not rather go through it again. And being horny a lot can certainly come in handy, puberty or not. I'm Tess. I don't mind weird. Weird is interesting. And yes, I am new. I pretty much expect weird on a day-to-day basis now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twiceloved 2010-06-17 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	What sort of halp are you needing? I could run up fruit snacks! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2010-06-17 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Gnrnnnnnnngh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2010-06-17 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	right fruit snacks are a no be right up (Reply to this) (Parent)