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Tweak says, "Hey there, hustler."

Kyu is totally gonna hook you up. (huniepop) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-13 18:19:00

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max goof, napalm wartooth, teja wartooth

Dad? Can I come help you with paperwork for a while?

Edit;
[Max:] Hey, do you want to go out sometime? With me?

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	athousandcuts 2010-06-14 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You can, but you won't, because you'll be busy asking that boy out. The one you like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Dad huniepop 2010-06-14 12:32 am UTC (link)
	What? I want to do work! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Palm athousandcuts 2010-06-14 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, except you're avoiding asking that stupid kid out because you're afraid of making a fool of yourself. Let me give you a little tip. You're not going to look stupid. Awkward as hell, yeah, but not stupid. Go ask him out, scream with joy, and then come back and help me train these recruits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad huniepop 2010-06-14 12:39 am UTC (link)
	He's not that stupid. No more stupid than any other guy. ... can Pup eat the ones that you don't want? He's giving me Cutie Woobie Eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Palm athousandcuts 2010-06-14 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Then ask him out. Letting hellhounds eat the recruits isn't part of protocol. We send them to the Guild and make them restart their training over there. If they don't die in the first place. Whatever he eats inside the haus is not my business. The barracks are off limits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad huniepop 2010-06-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I'll try, but when he laughs at me, I'm going to go cry on Steffy's shoulder. What about limbs before Gramma grows them back? That's just cleaning up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Palm athousandcuts 2010-06-14 12:52 am UTC (link)
	You're entitled, just as I'm entitled to hunt him down. That's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad huniepop 2010-06-14 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh, don't do that, he's allowed to not want to date me. Eee! He's already wagging his tail. He likes his nommy treats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Palm athousandcuts 2010-06-14 12:57 am UTC (link)
	He can say no. If he laughs at you, I will hunt him down and make him realize his mistake. I'm getting ready to train the new scum. Ten minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad huniepop 2010-06-14 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I love you, Dad. Hee, we'll ride over in a second! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Napalm maximumgoof 2010-06-14 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Wait, me? You sure? I mean, you kind of met me on some pretty shit circumstances. I haven't really even gotten over the fact that I was acting like a complete shithead. I mean, that's a yes, I'd really like to, but seriously? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Max huniepop 2010-06-14 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you. You were being human, and you know your faults. And um. You're cute. Like, really cute. And I don't know, you felt bad about something you did, and that's - nobody does that in that situation. Most guys would've broke up with her and then gone on to the next one with no remorse. You would? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Napalm

maximumgoof
2010-06-14 01:08 am UTC (link)

Wow, um. Cool. Okay. Sure! I just. Yeah, nobody asks me out, see, usually I try to show off and look like a complete tool when I do it but somehow they find it cute and I go "oh okay" and we start dating so this is sort of a first. Not that it happens that often, I've been in a grand total of four relationships. And most of them failed because I'm more "Friend material" or something. I don't know.

WOW okay talk about a teal deer just jumping onto the screen. How about getting lunch sometime?

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	Max huniepop 2010-06-14 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I've never been on a date with someone I like. Usually creepy guys hit on me and I don't get they're hitting on me, and then I'm all OH EW when they try to kiss me and I break their arm and run away. I usually get too nervous to hit on the guy I like, but even my dad knows I have a crush on you so he sort of made me. ... yeah, that'd be nice. I'd like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Napalm maximumgoof 2010-06-14 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's... awkward. On both accounts. Well, I'm glad you asked me, it makes me not creepy, I guess? Okay, you pick the place and time, and I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Max huniepop 2010-06-14 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's always awful. I think I have a Skeevy Guy Magnet hidden somewhere on me. And you're not! You're really cute and funny and sweet. You're awesome. One of my cousins runs a restaurant, but it's fancy shmancy. There's a nice little diner in San Francisco on 20th and Harrison. Noon tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Napalm maximumgoof 2010-06-14 01:25 am UTC (link)
	If my dad were to know I liked someone and told me to ask them out, that would turn out extremely awful no matter what. Glad to know that my dad's not the only crazy one there is. And I'm also glad he's not around here. I'll be there, noon Pacific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Max huniepop 2010-06-14 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Just be glad you didn't laugh at me. My dad's crazier than yours, I'll bet you anything. See you then. (Reply to this) (Parent)