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Tweak says, "Mock the cat!"

Judah Low (somaturge) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-21 04:23:00

Entry tags:

ares, cassidy turner, judah low, soren skwigelf, teja wartooth

Cassidy Turner. I say this with all who read as my witness. Heed me well, I will not say it twice.

Try it again.

I almost want you to.

What rivalry exists between you and she is not my concern. What you do to one another outside this shop and the quarter mile surrounding it is not my concern. But once you trespass with your filth and childish nonsense onto her territory, so do you trespass onto mine.

She is under my protection. This place is under my protection. This is a place of peace, and of safety, and of neutrality. There will be no tolerance for disturbing that. I do not care whether you come in person, whether you send your minions, whether you send your polluting presence through the daily post -- you will not do so again or I give you my word, Cassidy, the deals you will have to make with the dark and crawling things of the underworld to save yourself from me will be worse than what I do to you.

Let whatever protectors you have be wise enough to save you from attempting such foolishness again. I do not play games. This sanctuary will not be compromised.

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	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Judah, I say this with the utmost sincerity, and with the knowledge that you'll have to ask someone what it means. QQ MOAR. (Reply to this) (Thread)

somaturge
2009-10-21 08:47 am UTC (link)

I do not give a fuck, Cassidy, how much sincerity you package into your juvenile taunting. You will stay away from here. That is our final word.

And my final word, little shit, is that you had better pray to whatever gods you know that those few who love you -- if they exist -- see this before your inevitably distorted mind leads you to make even one more move upon this place.

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	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Yes, yes, threats. I get it, Judah. You're the yapping little lap dog that sets out to protect little miss Dorothy from the cowardly lion. So scary, that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 08:50 am UTC (link)
	If you want to bear witness to the substance behind the words, you know where to find it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, since I'm fairly certain you don't go anywhere but between your shop and hers, I'm really not interested in caring one way or another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Good. Well, then, since you know where I am, it should be easy enough for you to avoid me, shouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 08:56 am UTC (link)
	Just so we have things clear, Judah? You don't scare me. You never have, nor do your golems. You clearly think of yourself as some sort of highly powerful whatever, but the only power you have is the power to be a drama queen. To be honest, her biker bodyguards give me more room for pause than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 09:03 am UTC (link)
	I hardly care who or what you fear or why. Stay away from here, and keep your garbage out. That is the bottom line. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twiceloved 2009-10-21 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Don't threaten him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Soren, I have no argument with you. I advise you to keep your lover from threatening this place. Ask him what he did. Ask him why this message must be given. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-21 08:53 am UTC (link)
	It was sent because he and Sable both are bad at effective, non-childish communication with each other. Fine with other people, not so good with each other. Still. He did something stupid, and all that needed to be said was "that was a little juvenile, could you please respect our boundaries?" but instead you jumped to threats. I repeat. Don't threaten him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Soren

somaturge
2009-10-21 09:00 am UTC (link)

This place is as sacred as any temple.

For the sake of others than her, there can be no tolerance for any disrespect for the sanctity of this space.

I will make no more exceptions for him than I do for the enraged men who come seeking their battered wives, or the corrupt agents of law who come seeking those whose crimes are of nonconformity.

You of all people must understand the urgency of panic and protection that is a reaction to anything that is even an implied threat to the safety of yourself or one you love.

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Judah

twiceloved
2009-10-21 09:06 am UTC (link)

He didn't threaten her. At worst, it was in very poor taste, at best, he probably thought she'd laugh.

You could have come to me, and you could have been civil. Ideally, she would have been the one saying something.

I understand the reaction, but not its severity. However, while you lay threats, I offer you a promise: touch Cass, and you will deal with me. Period.

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Soren

somaturge
2009-10-21 09:12 am UTC (link)

She is not laughing. I doubt that could have been his expectation, either.

What he threatened was this place. The shop is neutral ground. Period. This is a sanctuary. This is an operating shelter. My JOB is to threaten anything that compromises that. This place protects what no one and nowhere else can. When he brings his little war here, he threatens the safety of more people than her. Would you expect a gentle reprimand if he were to walk into a church and vandalize it?

Keep your lover on a shorter leash, Soren. I will not touch him if he does not come here.

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Judah

twiceloved
2009-10-21 09:16 am UTC (link)

I highly doubt Cass knew how you feel about it. You could have told him. And I wouldn't threaten someone that vandalized a church, I'd report them to the police.

I don't leash my husband. Look, I'll talk to Sable. Stop overreacting. This is about to get bad for you if Ares is involved. I know you love her, and want to protect her, but this is really just overblowing things.

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	Soren somaturge 2009-10-21 09:18 am UTC (link)
	This place has always been a place of safety. He worked here, he knew that. I am not protecting her. I am protecting the shop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Judah

twiceloved
2009-10-21 09:21 am UTC (link)

And I'm trying to protect my husband from people who're more than a little unbalanced.

Leave him alone. Leave us alone. I'll talk to him. Don't talk to him again. You don't want him around your shop, I don't want him around you.

I was going to try to be friends with Sable, but until this asinine feud blows over, let her know that's impossible. Since she apparently forgot how to type.

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Soren

somaturge
2009-10-21 09:31 am UTC (link)

He initiated this.

She is not here to type anything. Meaning, at least, near anywhere she could see this. She was upset enough over that idiotic baking thing of his yesterday. She went off to the vault in tears after she got that package.

His needless harassment of her is unbecoming of any gentleman. The fool girl won't get a restraining order because she has some idea about making peace with her family. She's just as crazy as he is -- any woman with any self-respect would have handed him a legal order to keep away from her long before now.

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	Judah twiceloved 2009-10-21 09:34 am UTC (link)
	I can promise that if Cass knew that, he wouldn't have done it. I'm going to talk to him now. I'm done on the internet for the night. It reduces all intelligent people to blathering morons, unfortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:00 am UTC (link)
	Harm him and I will remove your arms and roast them while you watch. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Keep him from here. It is that simple. One block in all of London, in all of the world. He has threatened this space. He is in no danger as long as he does not do so again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:08 am UTC (link)
	I care not what he's done. He's under my protection and any harm that befalls him will see you watching me strip the flesh from your limbs and eating it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 09:14 am UTC (link)
	It would be easier for you to tell his pretty spoiled arse to stop bothering anyone at the shop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:17 am UTC (link)
	But not nearly as much fun. He has told me his offense. You are stupid for incurring my wrath over nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 09:19 am UTC (link)
	And he is stupid for incurring mine. Perhaps we have reached a stalemate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Not at all. I will always checkmate. Your wrath is nothing compared to mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:04 am UTC (link)
	I sent my cousin a cross stitch that said she should go back home to whore island. This is what he's on about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somaturge 2009-10-21 09:07 am UTC (link)
	You sent it to the shop. There is a reason you were banned from here. That ban includes your mail. If you're so intent on tormenting little girls, do it somewhere else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Yes, because she's more there than not. If she's got a personal address, do send it along, I have yule cards to send out soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:11 am UTC (link)
	That's it? You did not kill her or rape her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:12 am UTC (link)
	Nope! Also, ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassidy Turner blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:15 am UTC (link)
	That is nothing. You mortals and your odd offenses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ares 1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:17 am UTC (link)
	I know. Though I'm not planning on going anywhere near her store, to be honest. This guy's barking his fool head off, and I'm just going to ignore him. Thanks for the backup, though. I really do appreciate it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassidy Turner blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:19 am UTC (link)
	What use would you be in a battle if you are dead from a stupid, petty fight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ares 1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Trust that I'll be alive when you call for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassidy Turner blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:23 am UTC (link)
	I guarantee that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ares 1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm grateful. And at your command. But to more lighthearted topics, since you're here, I've got a set of Dethklok tickets with your name on them. Figuratively, not literally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassidy Turner blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:27 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. They are destructive and brutal. I enjoy them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ares 1stbornextreme 2009-10-21 09:29 am UTC (link)
	I'll bring them to you as soon as I can. Have a good night, Ares. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassidy Turner blood_lust 2009-10-21 09:30 am UTC (link)
	You as well. Call on me as you need. (Reply to this) (Parent)

athousandcuts
2009-10-21 06:28 pm UTC (link)

I don't know who you are or what business you have with my nephew, but his family and friends do not respond well with threats. I don't want your name on the lips of Cassidy, nor do I want to see Soren angry. If this "she" is under your protection, it would behoove her to speak directly to him. If she cannot, she can speak to me.

Don't speak about the underworld about which you do not know so lightly, sir. He may be affiliated neither with the holy or evil beings which live in this world, but his family IS. If you wish to bring that kind of force on yourself, continue to bring it up.

His presence is trifling. And if he does dare tread where he is not allowed, you will deal with me, instead of him. I may not like the little shit, but I am sworn to protect my family - any of my family - at all costs.

So I extend this counter-threat. He will not go within a quarter mile of you. But if you go within a half mile of him, And I will know it if you do, Your ass will be mine.

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	somaturge 2009-10-21 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Your oath to your kin is the same as mine. On my soul, I will neither touch him nor seek him out as long as he stays away from here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	athousandcuts 2009-10-21 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'll hold you to it. (Reply to this) (Parent)