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[Jun. 17th, 2010|10:04 am] |
OH GOD PUBERTY SUCKS
HALP
edit: if you think this is bad, imagine this for like, three years straight. THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A DAY AMIRITE? |
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[Jun. 12th, 2010|02:39 am] |
I was packing up Henry's trip bag for his big adventure out in the woods with Teague and the brood and I happened up on something pretty fuckin' hilarious.
Now, I don't know what kind of harrowing circumstance resulting in a lawsuit preceded the beach towel company to do this, but I shit you not, the thing said on the tag, "Not for use with children 3 and under."
Now all I've got to think about while keeping the shop tonight is all these crazy incidents a three year old could get into with a damn beach towel. |
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[May. 28th, 2010|01:03 am] |
Ha. I just received word that our home's finally habitable again, and this is JUST after I got the study shack just the way I liked it. Isn't that just the way?
I believe this means that Jack and I will be moving back to Tortuga as soon as we're able. All our dear friends, old family, and blood relations are welcome to join in on a housewarming.
Just don't break or steal anything. I do still bite, after all. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|09:24 pm] |
ATTENTION PEOPLE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT AND VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.
Why.
Do men.
Have nipples?
That is all. |
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[May. 22nd, 2010|02:12 am] |
So, work and y'know, life, have kept me busy lately, I haven't had a lot of time to get out and do things, but I'm fixing right ... wait for it... wait for it...
NOW!
Girl's day out, Saturday, all day! London and possibly parts beyond, karaoke! Dancing! Dinner at a fancy restaurant! Let me know if you'd like to come along, and if we've already set out, call me [cell #] and I'll let you know where to meet us. |
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[May. 19th, 2010|01:27 pm] |
GIR. GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD!
The breakfast cabin! (Don't worry, Phin, I won't make you eat it.) |
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[Apr. 4th, 2010|09:56 am] |
...I really don't know what to do with myself today. It's my dad's birthday, and it's Easter.
Usually, I'd spend today with my parents, but... the vortex hasn't dropped either of them through. Yet.
Maybe I should just go out and try to steal Easter eggs from unsuspecting people. It'd be a good way to waste time. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|08:28 pm] |
I'M ON A BOAT!
... no, really, this one. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2010|12:14 am] |
You know I love you, baby, but I will shave your head if you keep playing Wannabe over and over and over and over. |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|09:37 am] |
Henn? I have girl things to ask you. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|12:35 pm] |
Aeolus, I am NOT playing. I was just getting a mani/pedi.
Oh hell, is this London? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|10:37 pm] |
...Oh, come on. Now? Really? Shit. Not a good time to leave your whole life behind because I've got classes, and papers and mid-terms coming up and there was this thing I was supposed to do and now I can't. Great.
Robbie, dude. Where are you? My car didn't get sucked out with me and I'm in the middle of my own personal hell.
God, I hope Alex is okay... |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|02:23 pm] |
I don't want any sympathy. Been doing well enough without it for several months now, thank you ever so much. Remember? I'm the bad guy. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|01:51 am] |
One of the most watched political events in history. And you just had to pull shit, didn't you, MacManus?
...At least it kept it interestin'. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|09:39 am] |
BLOODY FUCKING TECTONIC PLATES! STAY STILL! WE'RE TRYING TO BE REASONABLY AGILE FOR BEING DEAD, HERE!
To hell with it. I'll be next door, helping the relief effort. Our house was shaken up pretty badly as well, but we're on the far end of Tortuga. Boys (and lady), Sorry to say, but your summer home's been destroyed.
Edit: Son, I'm certain your sticky notes collection is sky high right now, but once you've a moment, I'd rather like your help in this. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
I love drunk people. I really do. I still won't let them pay me for my work. No, I don't care if you try to pay me twice as much. I don't care if you show me your tits. I REALLY don't care if you want the cutest-wootest widdle thumper tattoo on your twat, you're not paying me to tattoo your blackout stupid ass.
Come back when you're sober. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|02:38 am] |
Apparently, I have no emotions other than those dictated to me by my programming.
Marry me, Jennifer. Re-program me. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|10:27 pm] |
To any who may be interested, I'm offering affordable Tae Kwan Do classes at the London Youth Center. Feel free to contact me for information. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
I refuse to give in to Black Friday shenanigans.
That being said, who wants to go to Switzerland and devirginize some slopes with me? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|05:10 am] |
Fucking goddamn snow. I am SO glad I only work in London. I think living in the swamp has spoiled me.
Today, I'm handing out 50 percent off all ink and piercings I do. You'll have to negotiate with the other artists if you want the same treatment from them.
Hurry up and book an appointment. My shop is here: [Address] and you can reach me by [phone] or just post here. First come, first serve, unless you're hot, then you get special treatment. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Next bloke to call me a hooker gets a sword up his arse. It ain't funny.
...Well, not when I'm sober. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|06:33 pm] |
Alright folks, this here is the last call, anyone who's interested in coming to my costume party get on down to [New Orleans address] Our theme is Notable Personages, and the only rule is that if you are one, you can't come as yourself.
Other than that it's also my birthday, but presents are hardly a requirement, in fact, they aren't even a suggestion.
Party's going to go until it can't go no more.
(party thread is here for anyone who's interested) |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|05:54 am] |
I went to an anime convention recently and I won a cosplay award. I wasn't dressed up as anyone.
So I think I'll try that again this weekend.
By the way. Happy Birthday, Henriette Stillman. We share the same day of birth. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|04:56 pm] |
Just a quick reminder and re-notice, for those of you who may not have seen: Halloween, next Saturday, for those of you who aren't attending the Dethklok concert (and hell, even if you are, c'mon by after) I'm throwing a birthday party.
Being as how it's both Halloween, and I'm the birthday girl, so I get to make the rules, the costume theme is Notable Personages, and the only rule is that if you are a Notable Personage, you can't come as yourself.
Where: [Guildhall address, New Orlans]
When: October 31st, from Midafternoon until it stops
RSVP: not necessary, but if you wanna [cell#] or drop a line here. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|02:14 am] |
How in the fuck did I wind up being the mature one in this little group?
Sort it out amongst yourselves, I'm going to hang out with ma' for a while. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|09:13 pm] |
Tell me dere are some kinds of fracas coming up in de end of de month.
And one where we keep out skins whole, merci.
On Completely Different Subject:
Is anyone out dere good with cataloging tomes et journals? Laywering means keeping a paper trail et right now my organizing system is more by chronological stacking dan anything else. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|04:55 am] |
I hate you, Bill Turner. That was the singlemost unpleasant ride in my entire life!
HEY GUYS I'M BACK, give me candy. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|05:00 pm] |
Attention: anyone who knows me
Consider yourself invited to my birthday party, to be held on my actual birthday (That's Saturday October 31st) at the Guildhall in New Orleans [address]
Since it is halloween, this will, of course, be a costume party, and being as how I'm kind of a sucker for that kind of thing, the theme is 'Notable Personages' The only hard and fast rule is that it has to be a notable personage who you aren't. (Yes, Bill, Anne, that means you can't come as yourselves, you can, however, come as each other)
We'll start midafternoon and go until we can't go no more.
RSVPs are nice, but by no means a requirement [cellphone#] |
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[Sep. 25th, 2009|12:11 am] |
Hey, hey, Henn! You know how you asked about birthday cake? I just tried to manifest some, and it worked, and it tastes good and everything. Third time's the charm, because the first two were kinda ghostly.
Ooh, I'm excited. I love finding out new tricks... and I'm seeing loads of Halloween stuff when I go out shopping. Even if people sometimes look at me funny. What's up with that? |
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|06:57 pm] |
So, anybody that was worried about me the past few weeks, I'm better now. Just figured I should let people who weren't immediately privy to the information know. |
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[Sep. 17th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
Halloween's next month. I should come up with a new party trick.
Any suggestions? |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|05:28 am] |
Hey Soren... do you want to go for a walk sometime? Not long or anything, just a walk. I kind of miss Arthur.
I'm leaving this readable to everyone so no one accuses me of trying to seduce you or some shit. I'd just like to see you again sometime, even if you just want to take a few minutes and have a burrito or something with me somewhere... |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|10:34 am] |
Blessed thing landed me in Los Angeles.
So. Who missed me? |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|10:25 pm] |
Quick legal question:
Can we plea stupidity for our clients? Got a shinin' example de gene pool needs some chlorine pronto et I'm findin' it hard t'make any defense sound plausible.
Now I get why de big bottle of bourbon in de office. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|02:57 am] |
Hey, friends of mine!
I have nothing doing this coming weekend, who is up for a day of amusement park shenanigans? My treat. |
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