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Artan Stillman (tatsandwaffles) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-17 13:21:00

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artan stillman, davis drew, hattie jackson, henriette stillman, kitt 2

I love drunk people. I really do. I still won't let them pay me for my work. No, I don't care if you try to pay me twice as much. I don't care if you show me your tits. I REALLY don't care if you want the cutest-wootest widdle thumper tattoo on your twat, you're not paying me to tattoo your blackout stupid ass.

Come back when you're sober.

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	ninjaspider 2010-01-17 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh c'mon. Not even if you don't like the person? 'Cause really, nothing says revenge like the name of a strange inmate stamped across your ass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing says "lawsuit" like a receipt from my shop and a tattoo they don't remember getting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-01-17 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm... Touche'. Though it doesn't warrant a lawsuit if it's done for free. At least I don't think so.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, still wouldn't be worth it, ink costs, time costs. Haven't seen you around, I always remember the lookers. I'm Artan Stillman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-01-17 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Revenge is always worth it. Well, depending on how naughty the person was. Heh, I'm hardly a looker. But thank you for the compliment. I'm Davis. Been here maybe two months? Kinda been living in a shell but I got bored, so now I'm being sociable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	not_that_henri 2010-01-17 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hey pops, when've you got some clear time? Figured I should get a commemorative for my new job and I know exactly what I want (for once) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I've got a block of time in three hours, I'll set you for that. Congrats on the new job, baby girl! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-01-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well then I'll put on some pants. Skirt, I'll put on a skirt. (Did I forget to tell you about the new job? It's been crazy over here) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Skirt, so I'm guessing it's a leg thing? You're going to make your boys go crazy, you know. Nope, haven't heard, but then again, one of your boys is on tour and the other one is a handful. You're allowed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-01-17 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Totally is, drew it up myself and everything, and of course I am, that's my real job. I'm now legal counsel for the Dethklok Inc. (Enterprises, LLC et al) at least until I pass the bar next year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	knight_2000 2010-01-17 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Do you remove tattoos as well? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, that ain't my profession. That requires a doctor with a laser, and I'm just a guy with needles. I could sling a couple names your way of docs who DO that, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-01-17 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I would very much appreciate any names you could provide. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	There's Dr. Schiller, [phone # and address] in New Orleans, Dr. Clarke in London, [Phone & Address]. Hope you think through your ink more thoroughly next time, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-01-17 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you again - very much appreciated. Don't worry. It's a mistake I won't be making again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	always_remember 2010-01-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You're a tattoo artist? I'm sober. I'll pay you five hundred dollars to tattoo a 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am on my ass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, yes I am. And sorry, I just booked up my last slot for the night. However, you can call up [the store's number] and have one of the other artists here give you a quote. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	always_remember 2010-01-17 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Can I wait until tomorrow. It's tiny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-17 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Your ass, or the tattoo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	always_remember 2010-01-17 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	miniver 2010-01-18 01:04 am UTC (link)
	You are a more noble man than I by far, Artan. I'd do it and find it damn funny. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-18 01:14 am UTC (link)
	And open yourself up to lawsuits galore! Hooray, litigious bullshit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-01-18 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Artan, there are reasons why I'm not allowed to make business decisions for my own band or anyone or anything else. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-01-18 06:52 am UTC (link)
	One of those reasons are because you talk to people like me, undoubtedly. So what's up in your corner of crazyland? You keeping yourself busy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-01-18 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Not quite as much as I'd like in the WAYS I'd like, but I've cloistered myself up with Marnie to look after her until the baby's born. she checks my bags when I go shopping and or I'd almost have to be drinking again. they don't tell you this is stressful. how are you doing shorty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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