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Tweak says, "That is when he came along."

Artan Stillman (tatsandwaffles) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-05 04:55:00

Entry tags:

artan stillman, henriette stillman, miniver cheevy, soren skwigelf

I hate you, Bill Turner. That was the singlemost unpleasant ride in my entire life!

HEY GUYS I'M BACK, give me candy.

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	twiceloved 2009-10-05 10:58 am UTC (link)
	... delicious candy, or the kind that your parents made you throw out because there could be rat poison inside? This is a really important distinction. Also: eeeee! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:00 am UTC (link)
	Not that it matters either way, I can't die from poison. I'll be in utter hell for a couple days but hey. Sup, stretch! What did I miss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:01 am UTC (link)
	So delicious candy it is. Um, a lot, really. You get to meet my brother! And Cass' brother! Eeee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:02 am UTC (link)
	It had better be delicious, poison or not! You have a brother? Is he hot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Delicious without poison, I can't have you hurting. Hennhenn wouldn't forgive me, ever. I do now, and dude, he's my brother. (Yeah, he really is gorgeous.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she'd probably punch you or probably throw sand at you or something. And possibly do that squinched up pursey face that her mom does. Holy damn, is the kid a kid yet? Am I late? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Actually, she'd probably pout or cry at me, which is way worse. And nope, you're a few weeks early, so right on time. Petit's at the not wanting to move phase, I'd expect. But she's gorgeous, seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:08 am UTC (link)
	You'd better have kept your mits off my woman, stretch, or I swear to god I will bite your kneecaps. Bet she'll be surprised when I come home and kiss her belly, then. And I'll probably get a broken arm, but you know, you marry an assassin... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:10 am UTC (link)
	I looked in on her to make sure she was okay. And I think I rubbed her ankles once, but that's it, I swear. Come on, you think she'd let me touch her and walk away with my hand still attached? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha that's my lady. And thanks. It was soulcrushingly awful on that island without her, I hate oceans. I really, really hate them. Anyway, yeah. You! Do you know where Poughkeepsie is, and where the closest portkey is? I have no idea how to get out of this town, or what the hell I was even doing here. Stupid rock stars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:16 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Someone had to look after her, and she's pretty much family. Isn't that in upstate New York? I suck at American geography. I'd guess New York City. I'd call my brother and see if he could teleport you, but I think he's busy. Let me text him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:19 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about all that Teleporting razzamatazz, stretch. You crazy mages always do weird stuff, who knows if I might lose a limb or gain one or my dick will get stuck to my forehead? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:20 am UTC (link)
	We're not mad scientists, silly. Magic is way more reliable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Well okay, if you can do that. [address of a diner] At least they have good coffee here. I would have busted chops if I couldn't have coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:24 am UTC (link)
	I can't but the brother can. And I think he's got a second, yay! Ooooh, do they have hot chocolate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:27 am UTC (link)
	I asked the portly, handsome waitress and she looked at me like I insulted her cankles. I think that means yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Can you order two? I know Sin will want one too. We'll be over in about five, I think he has to put on clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Sure thing, skippy. You want any waffles or anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-10-05 11:29 am UTC (link)
	... yes. Absolutely. Oh, and eggs! Over medium, wheat toast, grape jelly? I'll buy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 11:31 am UTC (link)
	Don't even think about paying, stretch. I've got this one. I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2009-10-05 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hiiiiiii Artie. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Hello Migglesworth. Glad to see the only other midget around here's still around. You been biting Skwigelfs in the kneecaps while I've been gone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-10-05 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Only a little. My daughter's taken to that pasttime like a fish to water. Nice to see you back, shorty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to be back, shrimp. Yeah, stretch told me all about it when he came to get me out of Poughkeepsie. Didn't you say you were from around there? Only thing that was any good there was a damn diner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-10-05 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus fuck, what the hell were you doing THERE? Yeah, I was born there. In that one-horse rat's nest next door, Fishkill. Charming-as-hell name, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Fucked if I know, man, damn thing landed me there. Sounds delicious. Reminds me of that Fish Heads song. Anyway, I'm at my shop for right now, come stop by. Figure I'd get back to my shit as soon as I got here. Have no damn clue what the old lady's gunna be like when she finds out my ass dropped out of the sky again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-10-05 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know either man but I'd pay to see the look on her face when she does. I can be over there in like half an hour if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure somebody will be there with a camera. My guys are like that. And the door's open, I wouldn't have said anything if I didn't want you chilling over here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-10-05 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Consider me frosty, mate. I'll be around soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_that_henri 2009-10-05 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Pops! You're early! Did you see mom yet? Did she cry or did she just do her 'oh, you're here, get me a sammich' thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't, I'm scared she'll break an arm. And I AM early but they made me leave, apparently I was too grumpy for pirates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-10-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	She's not moving that fast lately, I mean, c'mon, four weeks to go? I wouldn't be moving that fast either I don't think. You want me to come along as backup, just in case? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2009-10-05 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Totally. I'm at the shop in NOLA. Just come whenever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-10-05 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm on my way as soon as I leave a note so nobody worries. (Reply to this) (Parent)