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Tweak says, "clear eyes full hearts"

Artan Stillman (tatsandwaffles) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-12 02:39:00

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artan stillman, dean winchester, henriette stillman, michelle arainai

I was packing up Henry's trip bag for his big adventure out in the woods with Teague and the brood and I happened up on something pretty fuckin' hilarious.
Now, I don't know what kind of harrowing circumstance resulting in a lawsuit preceded the beach towel company to do this, but I shit you not, the thing said on the tag, "Not for use with children 3 and under."

Now all I've got to think about while keeping the shop tonight is all these crazy incidents a three year old could get into with a damn beach towel.

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	seeingredagain 2010-06-12 08:42 am UTC (link)
	That's my brobro, the philosopher. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:44 am UTC (link)
	I think deep fucking thoughts, Mitch. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Did I show you the warning label I put on my credit card? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:45 am UTC (link)
	No, what's it say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 08:48 am UTC (link)
	"Caution: Not a magical goodies creator" I don't need the reminder so much, but it amuses me to see peoples' reactions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:49 am UTC (link)
	That's my girl. So I hear tell your boy's going to get himself whacked "FOR SCIENCE!" How's that working out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Pretty good. Mostly just going about things as normal, really. Going to do housecleany tomorrow. Later today, whichever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Good to hear. You know I'm not going to charge him to redo any of that shit, right? You just tell him he owes the family a favor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 09:06 am UTC (link)
	I'll let him know, you know how he is though, he'll insist on springing for lunch at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:07 am UTC (link)
	You know I won't turn down lunch if he offers. You kids doing okay over there otherwise? Need anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Five by five. Okay, maybe four by three, just a little off-center, but going to be better soon. I might be coming by the Guildhall after work on Monday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:11 am UTC (link)
	We'll make sure everyone's got their pants on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 09:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh no need to go and do anything special on my account. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you insist, pumpkin, but I ain't gunna be the one who says I told you so when you start getting mushroom printed by the new guy. Not that he'd do that. I don't think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2010-06-12 09:15 am UTC (link)
	We've got somebody newer than Guerrero? Nevermind, I'll find out Monday. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 08:44 am UTC (link)
	How the hell am I supposed to get the baby dry? Dangle him out a window? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing it ain't on bath towels, just beach towels. Still, pretty weird thing to put on it, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Maybe they meant the bag it came in. Unless you bought a towel lined in razor blades or somethin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:52 am UTC (link)
	No, it's on the tag which is sewn onto the damn towel itself. Right under "Machine wash like this, use this kind of detergent" and the Spanglish translation of the washing rules. I don't know, it's like slapping a warning label on a toothbrush saying FOR ORAL USE ONLY or some shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 08:54 am UTC (link)
	You know, it's shit like this that makes me feel smarter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Don't I know it. I'm pretty blissfully fuckin' dumb, too. So, what you been up to, Dean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Diapers, working on cars, same old same old. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:00 am UTC (link)
	SSDD, but I can't complain. My sister's back, that's kind of a trip. Just found out she spent seven years stripping and doing my wife's side of the business in another place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Hey, as long as she's happy, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:03 am UTC (link)
	She's finally happy, yeah. So I'm planning on hittin' a couple bars this weekend, since I haven't hustled for a while. Feel like cleaning house? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Sure, always good to keep the skills sharp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan. You know where to find me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 09:09 am UTC (link)
	See you tomorrow night, then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Also, I'm sure there's clothes pins big enough to just hang him out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2010-06-12 08:49 am UTC (link)
	I am blaming all of my mental retardation on you, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tatsandwaffles 2010-06-12 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Nah, you come by it honestly. You ever meet your dad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-12 08:54 am UTC (link)
	HEY (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dirtywhiteboy 2010-06-12 08:55 am UTC (link)
	... fair point. (Reply to this) (Parent)