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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|12:17 am] |
( Belle )
( Athos )
( Alex )
So, it's going to be a while before I can take up knitting due to the fact my lamb is not ready to give me sufficient wool...
I think I'm going to pick up an instrument of some sort. There are all these new instruments out there and it seems the cool kids are doing it so why can't an older fellow like me do it too? I just don't know what instrument. The guitar looks rather inviting. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|12:25 am] |
I really miss my mum.
It would be her birthday today :/ |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:57 am] |
Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that are not starring Jim Carrey are a crime against God and Man, and those who make them should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
I just wanted to throw that out there. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:15 am] |
I'm bored.
This shouldn't be allowed.
Anyone care to go shopping? Rogue? Azzie? Mother-daughter bonding can be fun! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|01:26 pm] |
HI!!!
Has anybody ever had one of those dreams where you don't know what it means, but you think you know what it might mean, but you're not sure...
I don't like those dreams. They scare me. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|04:14 pm] |
What the shit is this?
That's it. No more Hollywood parties for me. I think I got slipped something that time. Fuck. Where the hell am I? What the fuck is this place? |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|05:10 pm] |
What in the bloody hell just happened here?
Was just headed off towards the watch house to see if the fledge and her pup had seen any sign of Bill the past few days and the next thing I know I'm here, in an office, with one of these dread machines and it's a damn good thing that Scarecrow knows how to work it and you don't need to put that bit down, pup. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|07:33 pm] |
Ladies of London (And surrounding areas, or with access to London, I'm not picky) I have a proposition for you.
No, not that kind.
It has recently come to my attention that I've been raised (more or less) by two generations of boys, I have no idea what it is girls do for fun. None. Zilch. Nada.
My proposition is this: Practical demonstrations. Coffee, shopping, whatever, I'm new at this. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|08:40 pm] |
What the hell?
This isn't my squad room... |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|08:48 pm] |
She's here. My baby girl. She's here.
If anyone, anyone sees a small blonde girl named Holly, looking for her-
Looking for her grandparents. She might not know I'm-
I'll offer you whatever you want, for whatever you know.
God, she's here. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|09:29 pm] |
WE BEATED MARIO! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|09:50 pm] |
I'm not sure I'm okay with this...
I will go back to normal eventually...right? |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:23 pm] |
Alright, I'll come in for the interview. Tomorrow works fine for me. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:41 pm] |
Okay. There's nothing worse than being at a LAN party and suddenly having the entire room swap genders. I'm currently watching six girls groping their own breasts.
Why is my life so fucking weird? |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:50 pm] |
I GOT PUPPY!!! And hers is a yeller lab an' she's mine!! Thank y'Ma! Thank y'Pa! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:52 pm] |
I sense a disturbance in the Force. Wait, wait, don't tell me... don't tell me...
It's crazy time again, right?
What is it this time? Men turning into women and vice versa? Force, it never ends here. Wasn't the world just ending? |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:59 pm] |
I would like to offer my services to any medical or mental health establishment in need of a psychologist specializing in psychopharmacology.
I have a great deal of experience with both areas, and have managed such facilities in the past. None of my references apply in this reality, so I won't mention them. All that I can say is that I am very good at what I do, and currently without an occupation in which to do it. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:30 pm] |
SAM
SOMEONE
HELP |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:45 pm] |
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I have tits. This is the best day of my life. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:49 pm] |
Fuck everybody, I'm not coming out of my room until these tits stop being... here. On me. Now. |
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