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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:30 am] |
OKAY WHAT THE CRAP MAN.
Everyone in that restaurant just totally turned into a girl! Except for the ones who were girls, they turned into boys!
AND IT WASN'T A MUTANT TACO BELL EITHER. I ASKED. I even said that I was a mutant so they didn't think I was just causing trouble like stupid Iron Man and his stupid SHIELD guys.
Where IS everybody? Chase? Nico? Anyone? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:31 am] |
So. 'Looks like it's been a couple of weeks, now, hasn't it?
I wish this shit surprised me more.
At least now when people call me a 'bitch from Hell', they can mean it. I do have to say, I have a newfound appreciation for Satan though. Nice rack. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:36 am] |
. . .
This aint normal.
. . .
SHAWN!!! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:37 am] |
...no.
This isn't -- I'm not amused at all. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:51 am] |
Not the way I hadin mind in getting out of that shithole, but. . .
Hey, lookit Tess. Sh-erm. He's sexy! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:06 am] |
ROFL.
I love when shit happens and doesn't involve me. Anyone have popcorn? This is PRICELESS. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:18 am] |
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. . . |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:31 am] |
The fuck.
Libby. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:43 am] |
Wow. I knew strange things happened here, but this is amazing! I have breasts, and they're quite perky. Not that they shouldn't have been, but still...BREASTS! I can't stop poking them to see if they're real--oh look, the nipple even gets hard! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|02:06 am] |
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Human reactions to things are interesting and amusing indeed. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|03:12 am] |
I will confess that there are occasions when I miss certain... details. It is only to be expected, when ones mind is accustomed to strolling with the highest and most intricate truths of the very Universe. Nevertheless... even I, prone as I am to fits of inspired oblivion, am surprised and dismayed to find that I seem to have overlooked the moment it transpired that I was a saint worthy of being scooped up by the very Hand of Divinity and set down...
...well.
I'm afraid I somehow missed the Biblical passage that describes either Heaven or Hell as anything quite so...
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...so...
What's going on? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|04:59 am] |
Will, Elizabeth, Dutch, Petit, Anne, and Artan...
Everyone okay?
I'm not a lady, Jack's still Jack...
Oh, right, for those of you that missed it, Jack's here... Back. Back here. In any case - Nobody's got bits where they oughtn't, do they?
Dutch - thank you for lunch, it was quite informative. Would love to do it again sometime, if you don't mind.
Will - We should really have a drink tonight if that's at all possible. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:08 am] |
Apparently, I am unaffected by this gender reassignment plague that's running about. Buffy, Faith, are the rest of you alright? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:15 am] |
I AM COMPLETELY UN-FUCKING-AMUSED BY THIS!
...on a lighter note, I'm a fucking hot piece of ass right now. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:36 am] |
So, I'm guessing if I go buy a pair of ruby slippers, put them on, click my heels and say 'there's no place like home' it won't do any good?
This place is fucking crazy. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:39 am] |
Now this is interesting, Huhn.
So this is what it is like to be a woman. Weird, but cool. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:40 am] |
This is so wrong on so many levels. So wrong. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:52 am] |
Oh my stars and garters...
How... odd. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:19 am] |
UGH. Do you know how many years it took me grow those? And now they're just gone? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:54 am] |
I remember when things like this would actually surprise me. When I could go to sleep, and actually be sure when I got up in the morning, I would be in the same state I went to bed in. Oh, the good old days. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:59 am] |
This is new. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:14 am] |
Oh My God...
I'm a guy again...
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|10:39 am] |
What the hell? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:12 am] |
Hang on a second...! Something about this is wrong 'cause I totally remember going to bed last night as a dude and then waking up this morning as a dude.
...but after a early lunch I'm suddenly not a guy.
Eh. Guess I got to take it as it comes. Hope this just isn't a long term thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:17 am] |
I thought Asian guys were supposed to have small packages.
And damn am I one fine man.
If I weren't me, I'd totally hit me. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:28 am] |
Wow. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Hey Shawnsie. I'm busting Tess out for a little while, okay? She's going to hang with me.
She sort of got hit by this crazy gender thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Check me out!
I'm like Jade, but with better tits!
Man, I want to motorboat myself. This is awesome.
Jumping jack time! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Bloody hell.
Edit:( Peter ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:53 pm] |
Dean? Sam? Che?
While I understand Sam had likely wanted me gone after a week, and I was fully prepared to acquiesce to that demand, well. Um. I'm not coming out for the foreseeable future. Apologies. Good lord. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:54 pm] |
As I recall I wasn't a male when I went to sleep last night.
What in the name of Rassilon has happened?
I suppose it could be worse, at least I haven't lost my looks and all my clothes still fit. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|02:13 pm] |
( private )
My back is killing me. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|02:39 pm] |
Oh dammit. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|03:03 pm] |
You have GOT to be kidding me. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|03:10 pm] |
You know...now that I think of it...
This body is fun.
It's been a while since I was female. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|03:15 pm] |
Um... Mia...
( Private ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Well this is interesting. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|04:27 pm] |
Consider me victimized. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|04:38 pm] |
Um... what the hell?
( Lulu ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Well. Guess this is what I get for laughing.
Artan, if you say anything I swear I will find a way to kill you. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|05:24 pm] |
You people really ought to get a bit more comfortable with your sex.
As a side note, I'm completely amused by all the chaos this is causing. I think that everyone's grief is totally unnecessary, but it's quite amusing at any rate. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:18 pm] |
Didn't want to miss the fun, so look at I...
I'm a guy! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:26 pm] |
Wouldn't you know it...I left my gingham dress back home and I don't think that there's a pair of ruby slippers in my size, so how bout we get someone else to play Dorothy? That sound good to you all? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:29 pm] |
Oh no...
Will... |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:37 pm] |
0mfg wtf just h4pp3n
y d0 1 have 4 hum4n b0dy? w3r3z my t4il?
WTF Y0?!?
h3ct0r?
n0 srsly
wtf :( |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:46 pm] |
Somethin' ain't right.
Jack! Th'hell's goin' on, Jack? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:08 pm] |
I knew it was bound to happen to me one day... |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:42 pm] |
Isn't it a very lovely day? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:43 pm] |
What. The. Hell?
I finally get out of the hospital, and now THIS? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:30 pm] |
You have GOT to be kidding me! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:34 pm] |
...
asdfghjkl
I think I'm...just not gonna go to school. Or leave the house. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:40 pm] |
So, you know? I figured that maybe all this stress from work was going to end up having some kind of odd consequence on my physical prowess and I was totally ready to deal with that.
But, this? No, no! I was so not prepared for it.
I have a penis! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:45 pm] |
Okay I'm officially having a really bad day. Firstly I'm a boy! Which I have to say isn't nearly as much fun as I thought it'd be and secondly my flatmate's just disappeared, like poof!
I hope he's okay :/ |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:54 pm] |
Calypso, I be havin' a bit of a problem. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:57 pm] |
My, this world never gets boring, does it.
( Miss Tachikoma ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|10:08 pm] |
I am aware that there is a great deal of upset going on at the moment, but I have a question that cannot wait. Someone has apparently been making insinuations about my character that are both completely baseless and damaging to my reputation. I would like to know who those people are, so I may rectify the situation. As quickly as possible. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:23 pm] |
... am I the only one with my original plumbing? Melissa? Bela? How're my ladies? |
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