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[Feb. 15th, 2010|10:44 am] |
I'm gonna be a queen tomorrow! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2010|01:03 am] |
... what the kriffing - taxes?
I miss the Rim. I really, really do. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2010|07:53 pm] |
NAVI. You're getting married?!
And um. Atton. I have a surprise for you. Whenever, you, y'know. See this. Or get close enough to read my mind. Whichever. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2009|12:54 pm] |
Hey, Rand! Were we here for this holiday stuff last time? Apparently there are so many in this time period right now that we can celebrate a bunch of 'em or none if we want. Though I do kind of like getting you things, now that I have credits. Or whatever they're called.
In short, Navi, yes, that's an invitation to go shopping. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|12:03 am] |
What, again? If I didn't know better, I'd say that kriffing vortex was stalking me.
If it doesn't bring my wife here, I'm going to get angrier than a Twi'lek dancing girl when you touch her lekkus. ... trust me. That's a whole lot of angry. Flexible, charging by the hour angry. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
Oh dear, back here on Earth? That can't be right. I didn't even enter the Pool of Tears this time.
Just when my queendom needs me the most. |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2008|09:11 pm] |
Atton?
Um. I went to that Australia place to get the thing you wanted for the shop?
There's Mandalorians. Everywhere.
Come get me? |
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[Nov. 24th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
Atton, I'm sorry, but I feel like utter crap. I think it's best if I don't leave my bed until the room stops spinning. Can you and your wife manage the shop today?
Dean, don't know where you are at the moment, so if you see this, consider it notice I'm home and curled in our bed. |
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[Nov. 13th, 2008|02:05 pm] |
You know, this is probably going to come back and bite me but life's pretty good.
I know. Atton Rand, kind of happy. It's about as common as a slender Hutt, or a cold day on Tatooine. Just run with it.
It's enough to make me want to try to build myself a nice little blaster. Think I'm going to do that. It can be my hobby. Some of you collect stamps (and really, how boring and sad are you?). I build weapons. Yeah, I'm amazing. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|07:46 am] |
Random fact: If I could use the force I totally would for personal reasons.
Carry on, crazy lovable universe. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2008|01:22 pm] |
...Y'know, I kind of thought the "there is no death, only the Force" thing was less literal. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|12:57 pm] |
BOO! |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|03:31 pm] |
I sense a disturbance in the Force. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2008|08:37 am] |
If one more person asks me how I got my bad tan, I'm going to whip out my lightsaber and ask them if they'd like a tan.
Only, I don't think a lightsaber would really work that way.. And obviously I wouldn't actually hurt them unless they were evil. And, um. It's a really cheesy line, so I'm just going to go. Meditate or something. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2008|04:24 pm] |
So, lots of comings, lots of goings. Figured I'd reintroduce myself and my shop. I'm Atton Rand, smuggler, daring scamp, scoundrel with charm to spare, Jedi, and proprietor of an antiques shop here in London. It doesn't really have a name, unless you count the sign that says "antiques" out front, in which case I own the most boring antiques store in London.
Anyway.
Come on by if you need furniture or anything fussy like that. We've got it. Come on by if you want to shoot the shit for a while too, I probably need a break from old ladies asking me about authenticity. Guy can only forge so many provenences a day. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|10:07 pm] |
I kriffin' love being married. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|05:02 pm] |
I don't know about the rest of the Force-sensitives, but man. The crazy here is enough to give me a permanent migraine. Where's a good place to hide that Satan won't explode?
Katya, we should go get married. In like, Greenland. Nobody ever goes there, right?
... then again, according to this, it's cold there. Huh. Go fig. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|02:34 pm] |
Atton ...?
Fuck. Oh, fuck. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|01:26 am] |
Atton, where's that lightsaber of yours? I think this world needs some education.
(( OOC: Atton and Katya have gone Sith for the week. )) |
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[Jul. 10th, 2008|10:45 pm] |
It's official; I quit my psychiatrist's job. It was trying to kill me. For now, I'm just helping Atton in the shop, but would anyone like to hire an ex-Jedi with a gift for helping - but not fixing - people?
( Atton ) |
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To Mr. Atton Rand: |
[Jun. 26th, 2008|12:35 pm] |
I looked up antique dealers in London and your name came up. Do you happen to carry anything from the fairly recent past, of Soviet origin? Flasks, KGB memorabilia, weapons? I would be interested in doing business. I am currently based in Washington, but I could use the port-key, I suppose, and personally handle the transaction. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|09:49 am] |
[Locked from Atton:] So, how long is acceptable before you start asking your fiance why you haven't made wedding plans? I feel stupid, but what if the vortex takes him away again before we get married? [/Locked]
I need to get a lightsaber back in my hand. Fellow Jedi, have you made yours, and if so, how? |
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[May. 26th, 2008|07:17 pm] |
Hey, Katya?
Something in the breadbox told me that it wanted you. You should go check. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|04:18 pm] |
... wait, why am I the bad guy?
Dammit. I haven't been the bad guy for... okay, for you people, at least a couple thousand of years. But still.
I hope riding a horse is sort of like riding a speeder, or at the very least, a bantha. I guess if I'm a bad guy, it'd ruin my image for me to cling to my noble steed and scream my way out of here. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
[Atton]: I haven't seen you in what feels like years. Anything I can do to help give you more free time? Hope Master Qui-Gon isn't working you too hard. I love you.
Locked From Atton: Does anyone know anything about women's underwear? Like, picking it? I've got skivvies from the barracks, but I'd kind of like to find something nicer. For Atton's benefit. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|12:22 pm] |
Uh Mr. Rand? Is it okay if maybe, I dunno, I take a couple days off? I kinda uh...
See, my mom needs me. An' she lives sorta far away. So I was wondering...if I could, you know. Have some time off? |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|11:47 pm] |
I got called a freak today when I used the Force.
I've been helping a girl with emerging mutant powers who's been threatened by kids from school. I'm a freak for helping? I used to call myself a freak of nature, but it was different. Somehow, all this time, no one else has ever called me a freak. And never with such hatred. They weren't just scared. They honestly hated us.
They cornered this girl after school in an alley and were kicking her while she was down, and she was too scared to use her powers to help herself because they already hated her so much for it. I don't think I've ever really had a taste of what mutant persecution was like. I hadn't really seen it for myself and hadn't experienced it until today. I know it happened a lot back in the reality mutants come from, but I realized today I have no idea what mutants have gone through and how much some people hate them.
I guess my point is that I respect anyone with special abilities a little more today. Sometimes, it takes a lot of guts to be different. |
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[Apr. 10th, 2008|05:12 pm] |
( Qui-Gonn? Am I spelling that right? )
( Katya. )
... what do people do for fun in this time, anyway? I mean, I've got some basic ideas, but maybe there's some time-specific fun I'm missing out on. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2008|11:10 pm] |
Okay guys.
What happened this time? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|11:01 am] |
Ever since I died, things have been getting better and better.
I should have done that years ago. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Bela, go'head and close up the shop. 'M not comin' down. I'll pay you and Becky same as always. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
Oh, bloody hell, not another one of these.
edit; ( Hercules ) |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|10:48 pm] |
Hello? Hello? Calling everyone! I mean I need the police, the yard, the superheroes, the everyone and the so on! My friend Tachikoma has not come home. She went out walking the dog and it's been nearly three hours, and I went out looking and Puppy's dead, someone stabbed him through his...and...and...
Is anyone there? Will no one help a damsel in distress? |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|03:16 pm] |
( Private. )
Hey, Bela. Got a new project for us. Y'know, in between selling crap.
Oh, and anyone reading this gets ten percent off for the next week. Got too much crap in here. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|06:55 pm] |
What--? Where--? This is not my offices... How is it I am here? |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|07:34 pm] |
You know, as bad as where I'm from was, we never had magically changing genitals.
Then again, we had a lot of death and war and crazy Wookiees, so this might be better. But not by much.
I'm glad Little Atton has hung out with me in our room. Alone. Hiding. |
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