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Dean Winchester ([info]doubleup) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-02 23:30:00

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Entry tags:bela talbot, dean winchester, jason todd, metallicar, nonobits switcheroo, sam winchester, zelos wilder

SAM

SOMEONE




HELP


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[info]redhero
2008-03-03 05:42 am UTC (link)
What's your problem, lady?

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 05:46 am UTC (link)
I'M NOT USUALLY A LADY

NORMALLY I HAVE A PENIS, AND LOOK AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU

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[info]redhero
2008-03-03 05:47 am UTC (link)
...Dean?

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 05:50 am UTC (link)
YES.

I don't know what happened. One minute I'm havin' a snack - and while it was pretty damn delicious, it wasn't delicious enough to make me have a vagina.

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[info]redhero
2008-03-03 05:53 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I'd have thought that you would end up looking like me if you dropped the Y chromosome. At least people will be able to tell us apart without the tattoo.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 05:55 am UTC (link)
No offense, buddy, but I really hope this isn't permanent. I'm all sore and shit.

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[info]redhero
2008-03-03 06:02 am UTC (link)
The Wonder Twins? Yeah, they're a handful.

Ha! Ha!

Seriously. Hit up an all night department store for a few bras, that should get you through until Victoria's Secret opens and you can get sized properly.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:04 am UTC (link)
How do you know what size you are? Do they let you just try 'em on?

Maybe I'll just walk around with an arm under 'em until tomorrow. It's already late.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 05:47 am UTC (link)
Dean?

I beg your pardon; I'll be in my room. It would be poor taste to laugh hysterically in your face when you've given me a roof over my head, even if it is non-permanent.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 05:48 am UTC (link)
... yes, maybe, but I don't know what did this.





Be nice and help me find something to wrangle down my tits?

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 05:51 am UTC (link)
Have you shagged anyone while you've been here yet? Perhaps you could borrow a brassiere.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 05:55 am UTC (link)
... are you being a bitch 'cause my boobs are bigger than yours?

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:05 am UTC (link)
I was being serious! As you so kindly noticed, I can't help you in that arena. Unless you're actually willing to venture into a lingerie department - in public - with no bra on.

No need to be rude.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:06 am UTC (link)
... could you maybe go get one for me? Please? I'm beggin', here.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:08 am UTC (link)
... Find a measuring tape and wrap it round yourself. If you give me that number I think I can help you. I noticed. It's rather pleasing.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:16 am UTC (link)
Okay. 38.

Don't be kinky now, woman, I'm still sore. Maybe later we can see if my new junk works.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:20 am UTC (link)
Double check that, please. They look bigger than 38.

That is not how I meant that.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:24 am UTC (link)
Nope, 38.

Clittease.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:31 am UTC (link)
Fine. I'll be back in a bit.

And in normal font, so the world can see: I've no interest in shagging you, Dean. Breasts don't affect women the same way as they do men. Even lesbians react differently than men.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:35 am UTC (link)
Thank you.

... are you saying you're a lesbian? That explains a lot, really.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:38 am UTC (link)
No, I am not a lesbian. Every woman experiments, but I like men. I was trying to make a logical point, but I suppose that's beyond you.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:40 am UTC (link)










... so you were with a chick once? Did you tape it?

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:42 am UTC (link)
I am going to find you a brassiere.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:45 am UTC (link)
Thank you.

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[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 05:57 am UTC (link)
THIS IS WHY I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY ROOM FOR THE PAST HOUR!

THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY!

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:05 am UTC (link)
Babygirl, what happened to us?

Also? Do you have a bra I can use?

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[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 06:07 am UTC (link)
I have no idea, but it's freaking me the hell out.

And probably? I dunno, are your tits bigger than mine?

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:17 am UTC (link)
You and me both, sweetheart.

... maybe? Dunno. They're pretty... man, I wish I could fuck me. I am hot.

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[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 06:20 am UTC (link)
You can't see it, but I'm rolling my eyes at you right now.

C'mon up here, I'll see what I've got.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
I'm coming. I just have to go slow, when they wobble they hurt. I almost broke 'em running down the stairs earlier.

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[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 06:25 am UTC (link)
Ouch, okay, now you've got me worried. Just, whatever, take your time. Don't hurt yourself pookie.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:28 am UTC (link)
I've got the hang of it now. I just stick my arm under 'em when I move.

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Che
[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:07 am UTC (link)
Oh God, Che. I can only imagine how difficult it is to have to adjust to extra equipment when you've only just got used to the first set.

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Bela
[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 06:09 am UTC (link)
I'm all... taller now, and stuff. I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that this kind of crap doesn't happen a lot?

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Che
[info]ltldropofpoison
2008-03-03 06:13 am UTC (link)
It doesn't, no. I can't imagine why this is going on. Though it has reduced Dean to begging me for a brassiere, which is ... memorable.

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Bela
[info]lady_metallicar
2008-03-03 06:17 am UTC (link)
I'd noticed. I don't know, I think I'll be okay, I mean, like you said, I was just getting used to the other set of plumbing, got to be harder for him, he's had the same set all his life.

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[info]wilderthanever
2008-03-03 06:16 am UTC (link)
Hunnies, hunnies, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Maybe.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:19 am UTC (link)
...



I never thought I'd have to ask this. Is that vagina a factory install, or a recent purchase? If you know what I mean.

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[info]wilderthanever
2008-03-03 06:24 am UTC (link)
Tastes the same either way.

I think.

I'm going to go do some research, then I'll get back to you.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-03 06:26 am UTC (link)
... let me know.



Not that I'm gonna do it, but let me know.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-03-04 01:20 am UTC (link)
.......Dean?

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-04 05:19 am UTC (link)
Heya, Sammy.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-03-04 02:51 pm UTC (link)
You too, huh? Jeez. Dude, cover up or somethin'....

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-04 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, me too. How come you got to keep your junk? You suck.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-03-04 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why, I just did, I guess. Sort of glad that I did, to be honest.

Do you need me to uh, get you anything? Or Bela, as it seems, because she's still here (why is she STILL here??) as the two of you circle each other like hungry lions?

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-04 10:01 pm UTC (link)
That implies, Sammy, that I wanna eat her, and seeing as she's got a dick now, not so much. And she said she was gonna go, but the whole being a guy thing is freaking her out.

I'm a girl, I need help with girl things. Dunno. I have too much hair now.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-03-04 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I know a little bit about having too much hair. Put some clothes on, please, and I'll come help you, alright?

[Dean] Bela wants to shoot me cuz I didn't turn into a girl.

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[info]doubleup
2008-03-04 11:50 pm UTC (link)
You know about man hair! You're not touching my hair! I have clothes on!

[Sam] I think Bela wants to shoot everyone right about now. I don't half blame her.

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