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[Aug. 18th, 2008|10:24 pm] |
Just saw strangest thing. Drunk hobo tried to stab someone. Then stopped before knife made contact and just fell asleep.
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Nice change of pace. ...Never thought I'd say that. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:02 pm] |
J-Jonathan?
Y-you're not...g-getting m-m-married too, a-are you?
edit:
I hate my life. I'm not coming out of my house again ever. fuck you. and everyone else. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|12:05 pm] |
Everyone is going crazy and no one will tell Donnie why!
I got a bad feeling, a really bad one, like someone is in trouble and I can't do nothing to help. I wanna help. Someone? Anyone?
What's going on?
Jonathan? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|10:08 pm] |
I am aware that there is a great deal of upset going on at the moment, but I have a question that cannot wait. Someone has apparently been making insinuations about my character that are both completely baseless and damaging to my reputation. I would like to know who those people are, so I may rectify the situation. As quickly as possible. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:37 pm] |
0mfg wtf just h4pp3n
y d0 1 have 4 hum4n b0dy? w3r3z my t4il?
WTF Y0?!?
h3ct0r?
n0 srsly
wtf :( |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:45 pm] |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I have tits. This is the best day of my life. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:59 pm] |
I would like to offer my services to any medical or mental health establishment in need of a psychologist specializing in psychopharmacology.
I have a great deal of experience with both areas, and have managed such facilities in the past. None of my references apply in this reality, so I won't mention them. All that I can say is that I am very good at what I do, and currently without an occupation in which to do it. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|01:26 pm] |
HI!!!
Has anybody ever had one of those dreams where you don't know what it means, but you think you know what it might mean, but you're not sure...
I don't like those dreams. They scare me. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|09:47 pm] |
If only the world wouldn't get in the way If only people would just let you play They say you're both being fools You're breaking all the rules They can't understand, the magic of your wonderland Hu-hu-hu |
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[Feb. 16th, 2008|12:18 am] |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Hooray!!!!!!! |
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