| THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH - "SOMEONE'S MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF YOU!" |
[Apr. 4th, 2010|09:35 am] |
IT'S AN EASTER FUNDIE-SNARK BLOWOUT
This one stars special guest snarker Narwhal, who once poured soda over a group of creepy rich kids at an anime con and is awesome.
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| AND THE SUCCUBUS SAGA CONTINUES |
[Apr. 2nd, 2010|02:37 am] |
Inky: Viewers: WHERE WE LEFT OFF:
Sephiroth summoned a succubus. Somehow. Who turned into two Vincent Valentines who blew each other and did other sexy things that I would, admittedly, probably have Vincent twins do.
Delcat: And then it went all hell of crazy with a choose-your-own-adventure kind of deal with a bunch of different possible scenarios, and Sephiroth ended up picking a wedding. Yeah, a wedding. We know.
( HERE COMES THE YAOI, HERE COMES THE BOY ) |
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| I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES, TEN THOUSAND SUCCUBI |
[Apr. 2nd, 2010|02:27 am] |
[00:30] Inky: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
[00:30] Delcat: Okay, let's see. I've got the fic open, I've got my list of not-so-fun incubus trivia facts. Winamp's set to Nasty Habits on loop with the special wonky 2001 Vincent skin.
[00:30] Inky: MESSRS. DELLY AND INKY BRING TO YOU TONIGHT
[00:30] Delcat: I daresay we are ready to rock.
[00:30] Inky: ~~**WHO IS IT THAT CONSUMES YOUR THOUGHTS SO?~~**
( FROM THE MAKERS OF VINCENT VALENTINE, MERMAN ) |
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| THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH: WASTED WORDS |
[Mar. 30th, 2010|11:31 am] |
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| As I Continue to Bastardize The Little Mermaid |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|12:35 pm] |
And now…onto part two! Which is just as terrible as part one. Eegads.
In this next episode of Fincent Valentine and Fishyroth’s epic love, will we see any character development at all? No! Will there be improvements in the grammar? Don’t get your hopes up! Will we see random plot maiming? Oh, buddy, you bet!
( YOU DREAM ABOUT HAVING FINSEX BUT THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE ) |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 9 - "A SMALL TALE" |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|11:10 am] |
Still, there’s one more chapter to go. And would you believe that it’s even more strange and incomprehensible than the rest of them? |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 8 - "OTAKUS WHO SING IN GARBAGE-PILED STREETS FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH" |
[Mar. 25th, 2010|09:46 am] |
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| They See Me Swimmin', They Hatin' |
[Mar. 25th, 2010|12:25 am] |
INTRO: Okay, so this’un here is actually what sort of catapulted me into snarking stuff. I don’t do a lot of fanfic lately or a lot of solo snarks (something I want to have time to remedy, don’tchaknow), but Fishyroth and Fincent are sort of legendary in my past. (OhgodIknowthat’ssolamegetoffymcase.) They even spawned some fanart, which I’ll probably post later. I love this fic, simply for its pure ridiculousness. Now here it is, mostly left unchanged:
Rummaging around in the FFVII fandom, as I am wont to do, I came across this little gem. It’s one of those “Let’s turn the characters into mermaids/mermen!” fics. Except there are no mermaids. Just mermen. Who have assbabies. Finbabies? Iunno. And Vincent is a BWOOTIFUL merman – I think he might be considered a merman Gary Stu or something.
Anyway, The Mating Habits of Mermen is pr-eeeetty bad.
( THE MERMEN ARE ALWAYS DUMBER, IN SOMEBODY ELSE’S FIC ) |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 7 - "TOKYO CHOO CHOO" |
[Mar. 24th, 2010|11:13 am] |
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| JACK CHICK TRACTS: NO FEAR |
[Mar. 24th, 2010|02:31 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | auto-erotic asphyxiation, backwards cats, bad touches, chick tracts, delcat, doing it on a friday night, fang, final solutions, fundies, ink_weaver, pickles, sodomy demons, yaaaaaaaaaaah, zeiss manifold | ] |
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Hey, snarkgoers! Would you like a worksafe equivalent of our dickgirl shenanigans? Well, you're not gonna get it on a comm that has weeping dicks as a background, I dunno what you were smokin' there, but we do snark vanilla shit sometimes. Especially Chick tracts. God do we love Chick tracts.
We're not the first and maybe not the best at this--that honor goes to Jabberwocky, so be sure to visit Campfire of the Vanities for a more intellectual (but still hilarious) look at the Chick phenomenon. And by "phenomenon", I mean "bullshit and fuckery". Our snark has 187% more YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, however, so don't go too far!
In this tract, we tackle one of the biggest problems young people face today: Sodomy demons--are they bad? The answer may surprise you.
( We toyed with tyin' the noose, no one knew he'd give it use ) |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 6 - "TODAY'S KINDA..." |
[Mar. 23rd, 2010|11:48 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART V (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 22nd, 2010|09:12 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 5 - "THE DOOR TO PARADISE" |
[Mar. 18th, 2010|12:51 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 4 - "A TINY DETERMINATION" |
[Mar. 17th, 2010|11:04 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 3 - "BLUE WEEKEND" |
[Mar. 16th, 2010|12:07 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART IV |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|02:52 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE O2, PART III |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|12:30 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 2 - "FIRST LOVE" |
[Mar. 14th, 2010|06:00 pm] |
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