| VANJA'S WORLD PRESENTS: "BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" |
[Nov. 28th, 2010|10:59 pm] |
Delcat: A while ago, I was trawling /d/ for snark material and found an awful and nonsensical five-page Futurama comic about the girls being impregnated by a tentacle monster and laying a zillion eggs. This is nothing unusual for the given territory, but what was interesting was the glaring, ugly watermark on each page advertising the website it came from. I followed it back and found a treasure trove of terrible.
Zeiss Manifold: Note that we are linking directly to the page image files - this is because we care about you, dear readers, and feel that subjecting you to multiple JABcomix ads and pictures of girls screaming at photoshop layers filled with penises is unecessary as far as eyestrain goes.
Delcat: Plus we don't want the webmistress noticing where the hits are coming from and screaming at us in broken English. But also yeah, that whole love and caring shit.
Zeiss Manifold:
"Behind Closed Doors (B.C.D.) is a hentai comic series that consists of short comics (5 pages each) that tells about things that happens in the sexlife to several kinds of people. It's a kind of "who knows what people do at home when nobody sees them..." series. So far, these comics contains a fetish fashion and little bit of bondage hentai comic, a schoolgirl hentai comic, and a cbt hentai comic/femdom hentai comic ^_^"
Zeiss Manifold: But is the Ono-esque touch of "^_^" warranted? Read on and find out!
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| "THE MORE THE MERRIER" BY QUAMP (AUDIO SNARK) |
[Aug. 22nd, 2010|10:34 am] |
We've been neglecting the comm a little as of late (as we're all getting ready to go back to college), and we know you've all been clamoring for some more Quamp, so here's a special treat: Me, Delcat and Narwhal snarking a terrible K-On! Quampfic via the magic of SPEAKING.
This was recorded with just Skype and Audacity, so it kind of sounds like I'm holding Nar and Del underwater while assailing them with horrible stories of three-pronged dildos, but we were all extremely giddy and excitable and it was a real blast to make.
"Get those pussies creaming!" |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE: ISSUE 03, PART I |
[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:13 pm] |
Though it may have been a long while since we left off, and Nick Simmons may have already fled into the dark night of copyright infringement obscurity, the Spork Squad vows to finish what it starts, and such remains committed to following Incarnate to its own special end. You can refresh your memory of previous issues here or here, or just click the "incarnate" tag somewhere in the directory. Now, dear friends, once more into the Bleach!
( Durth Be Not Proud ) |
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| NEPHILIM LAMEDH II - PART 2 |
[May. 7th, 2010|02:53 pm] |
At last, the conclusion! Part I and the original, should you need to brush up on them.
( I try to be like Grace Kelly but her dick was too small, so I've tried a little Freddie, I've gone and lost my balls )
Delcat: I think this is a good time to introduce our new snark feature. Hey, reader! Yes, you out there! You guys are all way too quiet! Comment! Make some noise! And if you can't think of anything to say, we'll give you something to talk about!
Delcat: This edition's comment topic: What’s the vagstack gambit called in YOUR neighborhood? Don't be shy, tell us now!
Zeiss Manifold: TALK QUIETLY AMONGST YOURSELVES |
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| NEPHILIM LAMEDH 2 - PART I |
[Apr. 17th, 2010|09:36 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, cap-o-rama, delcat, dickgirls, freudian nightmares, kabbalistic crap, low-hanging testicles, nephilim lamedh, no raping in the classroom, not worksafe, weeaboolean logic, zeiss manifold | ] |
Delcat: Bleh, I should never have put almonds in this couscous.
Delcat: Things that should have never been put in other things...why does that sound familiar?
Zeiss Manifold: I dunno...do you feel it? Like something bad is coming.
Delcat: Something bad...something bad, and familiar, and...linty?
Zeiss Manifold: AND IT AIN'T NO DRYER
Delcat: Brace yourselves, snarkgoers! It's time for...NEPHILIM LAMEDH 2!
Zeiss Manifold:
Delcat: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
( Linty is Not a Girls' Name ) |
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| NEPHILIM LAMEDH |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|04:05 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, delcat, dickgirls, dongs where no dongs should be, hentai is weird, no raping in the classroom, not worksafe, school daze, succubi, weeaboolean logic, zeiss manifold | ] |
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Delcat: Okay, so...this thing on? Okay, so Zeiss and I are bored so we're bumping up our snark count by doing this random thing we found on /d/. We've only seen two pages, we know it involves futa and nipple-fucking, but that's about it. It's our first double-blind snark, folks! We're as clueless as you are!
Zeiss: Sounds good to me
Delcat: So here we go!
Zeiss: YAY
( Big ones, small ones, one as big as your head--give 'em a screw, a how-do-you-do, that's what the dickgirl said ) |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART V (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 22nd, 2010|09:12 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART IV |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|02:52 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE O2, PART III |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|12:30 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART II |
[Mar. 14th, 2010|11:54 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART I |
[Mar. 12th, 2010|06:32 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART IV (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 11th, 2010|12:45 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART III |
[Mar. 10th, 2010|11:35 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART II |
[Mar. 10th, 2010|09:04 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART I |
[Mar. 10th, 2010|01:00 am] |
Kicking this thing off with a stab at current events, we recently decided to take on Nick Simmons' (of KISS family scrapbook fame) vampire-y magnum opus, Incarnate, which has been involved in all sorts of ruckus as of late. Inky and Del being fairly big Bleach and Hellsing enthusiasts, respectively, it seemed only right.
Warning, this one's image-heavy.
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