Zeiss Manifold: THEY'RE FUCKING, THEY'RE SUPRISED, WE GET IT InkWeaver: is this where that dickgirl gets outed for being a child rapist? Zeiss Manifold: maybe Zeiss Manifold: WHO'S THAT GIRL Zeiss Manifold: WHAT'S HER NAME Zeiss Manifold: IS SHE COOL Zeiss Manifold: IS SHE LAME InkWeaver: ... you Zeiss Manifold: OH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S HER NAME InkWeaver: are hurting my soul Zeiss Manifold: fuck InkWeaver: the fact that you even know that Zeiss Manifold: can't remember the rest InkWeaver: is enough. InkWeaver: NEXT PAGE I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS InkWeaver: I WANT TO SEE IF SHE GOES TO JAIL InkWeaver: how much you want to bet glasses-girl is a redhead. Zeiss Manifold: DICKGIRL ANN DICKGIRL ANN MARCHIN' IN HER OWN PARADE Zeiss Manifold: sorry I just remembered it again
Zeiss Manifold: "cum dumps"? InkWeaver: so she put a shirt on InkWeaver: but she's just sitting there with no pants Zeiss Manifold: the bottom left panel Zeiss Manifold: I think she's just stoned
Zeiss Manifold: i'm completely lost now Zeiss Manifold: except Zeiss Manifold: now I don't think they're sisters InkWeaver: what the fuck is going on Zeiss Manifold: I think Zeiss Manifold: that the younger girl is simply Yasuko's fangirl Zeiss Manifold: who walked into her house one day Zeiss Manifold:
Zeiss Manifold: so basically Yasuko was lying about everything Zeiss Manifold: JUST LIKE A MOLESTER Zeiss Manifold: aaand something Zeiss Manifold: i'm starting to miss the boats InkWeaver: Me too InkWeaver: I don't understand anything InkWeaver: maybe that's cause it's one in the morning Zeiss Manifold: possibly Zeiss Manifold: it'll all make sense when we wake up Zeiss Manifold: I think Zeiss Manifold: I hope InkWeaver: WILL WE WAKE UP? Zeiss Manifold: I hope so Zeiss Manifold: I want to see how the legend of the toilet pans out InkWeaver: ...i'm scared Zeiss Manifold: it's turning into fucking Captain Underpants Zeiss Manifold: just you watch
Zeiss Manifold: can't they go even one page without fucking InkWeaver: LMFAO InkWeaver: They did InkWeaver: that one time InkWeaver: with the title page Zeiss Manifold: THAT DOESN'T COUNT Zeiss Manifold: that's like saying that the table of contents counts InkWeaver: and that page where dickgirl fell over InkWeaver: with the architecture Zeiss Manifold: ok i'll give you that InkWeaver: ... but that's out of, like... InkWeaver: what? Fifty pages or so? Zeiss Manifold: I don't even know what we're on InkWeaver: oh god InkWeaver: now SHE'S gonna fuck a child? WHAT THE HELL Zeiss Manifold: "Oh no~! I'm gonna get raped!" Zeiss Manifold: well gee golly Zeiss Manifold: WHY IS EVERYONE IN ONOLAND SO....UGH InkWeaver: That IS the question, isn't it. Zeiss Manifold: I know, I just...can't put my finger on it
Zeiss Manifold: alright that page may not have any fucking Zeiss Manifold: BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS Zeiss Manifold: and besides Zeiss Manifold: HER TITS Zeiss Manifold: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM Zeiss Manifold: SHIRTS WERE INVENTED SO THAT THAT *WOULDN'T* HAPPEN InkWeaver: I can imagine InkWeaver: it's like whatever she does InkWeaver: they swing around InkWeaver: and also, shirts do not mold around tits that huge InkWeaver: there's no way InkWeaver: all her shirts would have like... molded boob sleeves Zeiss Manifold: SHE'S GONNA POKE SOMEONE'S EYES OUT InkWeaver: she already poked mine out Zeiss Manifold: maybe she like...glued her shirt to her boobs InkWeaver: x_O Zeiss Manifold: I like how the first thing she does is compliment her pussy Zeiss Manifold: priorities, people
Zeiss Manifold: aaaaaaaaaand back to fucking again InkWeaver: it's like InkWeaver: she's all InkWeaver: "I'm sorry I lied. I only did so because I like the way your pussy feels" InkWeaver: "THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY. STAIN ME WITH YOUR CUM" InkWeaver: ... who even says that. Zeiss Manifold: l33t dialogue skillz InkWeaver: Look at those action lines on the dick in the last panel InkWeaver: like whoa it's fast InkWeaver: XD InkWeaver: SUPERDICK Zeiss Manifold: damn that thing is movin'
Zeiss Manifold: oh great she's having a stroke InkWeaver: my door is open InkWeaver: it occurs to me that this needs to change InkWeaver: now. Zeiss Manifold: yyyeah you might want to do that InkWeaver: Dad: "Brownies are d -- WHOA WHAT THE FUCK KIDDY PORN" InkWeaver: WHERE ARE THEY IN THIS PAGE OF THE COMIC InkWeaver: ARE THEY OUT ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK? Zeiss Manifold: holy fuck where do they live Zeiss Manifold: that's a goddamn nice house Zeiss Manifold: ...i think it's a house Zeiss Manifold: it might be just stairs Zeiss Manifold: in the middle of nowhere
Zeiss Manifold: "I'm a walking toilet!" InkWeaver: what. InkWeaver: What. InkWeaver: HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THIS InkWeaver: IS THIS JUST InkWeaver: RANDOMLY OKAY Zeiss Manifold: EVERYONE ELSE DIED Zeiss Manifold: I THINK Zeiss Manifold: THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING Zeiss Manifold: of like Zeiss Manifold: the plague InkWeaver: oh I get it Zeiss Manifold: AND ONLY DICKGIRL COCK CAN CURE THE PLAGUE Zeiss Manifold: SO OUR HEROES ARE SAFE InkWeaver: they're reduced to fucking each other because they're actually is no one else on the planet left InkWeaver: she has a dick because of nuclear radiation after the war. Zeiss Manifold: this comic makes so much more sense now InkWeaver: ... oh nuclear radiation InkWeaver: you crazy thing! Zeiss Manifold: maybe this is just a subversive exploration Zeiss Manifold: of japan's attitudes towards sex in the post-war era Zeiss Manifold: or some shit Zeiss Manifold: and we're just missing its genius InkWeaver: We're just dumb peons InkWeaver: I think that's why I violently hate Twilight InkWeaver: it's because I just can't understand it. Zeiss Manifold: oh god Zeiss Manifold: that damn book InkWeaver: HAHAHAHA OH WAIT NEVERMIND InkWeaver: I slay myself. Zeiss Manifold: MEANWHILE Zeiss Manifold: CUNNILINGUS IS OCCURING Zeiss Manifold: since the hell when Zeiss Manifold: was there a narrator in this book InkWeaver: wait InkWeaver: there was a narrator!? Zeiss Manifold: someone had to have said the "Meanwhile..." Zeiss Manifold: and it wasn't me
Zeiss Manifold: TAKE THAT ASSHOLE Zeiss Manifold: LITERALLY Zeiss Manifold: I am so sorry for all of this, btw InkWeaver: lmfaooooo InkWeaver: you apologizing is making me laugh really hard Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T HELP IT Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T SEE HOW YOU'RE REACTING Zeiss Manifold: YOU MIGHT HAVE GONE INTO AN EPILEPTIC FIT FOR ALL I KNOW Zeiss Manifold: AND I'D LOOK BAD IF I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE InkWeaver: is it possible that in ono land girls also have prostates Zeiss Manifold: hmmmm InkWeaver: otherwise why is she even enjoying that. That'd be like having my elbow licked. Zeiss Manifold : that would explain a lot Zeiss Manifold: JAPAN Zeiss Manifold: is why Zeiss Manifold: also InkWeaver: in capital letters Zeiss Manifold: that was page 66 InkWeaver: JAPAAAAAAAN InkWeaver: JAPAN, I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. InkWeaver: SEVERAL WORDS, IN FACT Zeiss Manifold: we need to stage an invervention InkWeaver: ONE OF THEM BEING FUCK InkWeaver: USED A COUPLE OF TIMES
Zeiss Manifold: SLAVE-Y AND CUMBUCKET-Y Zeiss Manifold: LIVE IN PERFECT HARMONY InkWeaver: gigantic penis panel InkWeaver: why InkWeaver: and is the penis the one saying HNNG InkWeaver: it's tired of this shit Zeiss Manifold: it's exerting itself Zeiss Manifold: you know the porn is bad Zeiss Manifold: when even the penises want to run off InkWeaver: what InkWeaver: who the fuck InkWeaver: translated this InkWeaver: "it's like it's a slave and a cumbucket at the same time!" InkWeaver: first of all. You've used cumbuckets or variant of it like eight times now InkWeaver: that's eight times too many Zeiss Manifold: apparently InkWeaver: second of all InkWeaver: how is a dick a cum bucket Zeiss Manifold: it's...the opposite? Zeiss Manifold: what's the opposite of a bucket InkWeaver: Hose. Zeiss Manifold: cumhose Zeiss Manifold: that's better Zeiss Manifold: HEAR THAT TRANSLATORS
Zeiss Manifold: that's not it Zeiss Manifold: her tits... Zeiss Manifold:
InkWeaver: that is such an interesting angle InkWeaver: are her tits actually eating that girl InkWeaver: like a boa constrictor? Zeiss Manifold: i...believe so Zeiss Manifold: "could you...STOP SUFFOCATING ME?" InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor InkWeaver: a boa constrictor InkWeaver: a boa constrictor InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor and I don't like it one bit Zeiss Manifold: so early in the morning InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY SHEL SILVERSTEIN Zeiss Manifold: I haven't heard that song in forever InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY I DO THOSE THINGS InkWeaver: lol it's a poem Zeiss Manifold: GWAAAAAAA this is screwing up my memory Zeiss Manifold: let's move on
Zeiss Manifold: TITLE DROP Zeiss Manifold: WE HAVE IT Zeiss Manifold: you'd think there'd at least be a plot by now InkWeaver: that last panel InkWeaver: I don't understand InkWeaver: does the butt belong to the woman InkWeaver: or is that a pillow InkWeaver: 'cause if it does InkWeaver: she's twisted all funny Zeiss Manifold: oh god Zeiss Manifold: I think they're Zeiss Manifold: growing out of each other