| As I Continue to Bastardize The Little Mermaid |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|12:35 pm] |
And now…onto part two! Which is just as terrible as part one. Eegads.
In this next episode of Fincent Valentine and Fishyroth’s epic love, will we see any character development at all? No! Will there be improvements in the grammar? Don’t get your hopes up! Will we see random plot maiming? Oh, buddy, you bet!
( YOU DREAM ABOUT HAVING FINSEX BUT THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE ) |
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| They See Me Swimmin', They Hatin' |
[Mar. 25th, 2010|12:25 am] |
INTRO: Okay, so this’un here is actually what sort of catapulted me into snarking stuff. I don’t do a lot of fanfic lately or a lot of solo snarks (something I want to have time to remedy, don’tchaknow), but Fishyroth and Fincent are sort of legendary in my past. (OhgodIknowthat’ssolamegetoffymcase.) They even spawned some fanart, which I’ll probably post later. I love this fic, simply for its pure ridiculousness. Now here it is, mostly left unchanged:
Rummaging around in the FFVII fandom, as I am wont to do, I came across this little gem. It’s one of those “Let’s turn the characters into mermaids/mermen!” fics. Except there are no mermaids. Just mermen. Who have assbabies. Finbabies? Iunno. And Vincent is a BWOOTIFUL merman – I think he might be considered a merman Gary Stu or something.
Anyway, The Mating Habits of Mermen is pr-eeeetty bad.
( THE MERMEN ARE ALWAYS DUMBER, IN SOMEBODY ELSE’S FIC ) |
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