| INCARNATE 03, PART III |
[Aug. 2nd, 2010|09:30 am] |
We have another treat in store for all you Quamp fans, but we need to overcome some technical difficulties in order to post it here. In the meantime, here's some more Incarnate to tide you over until then:
( can anybody find meeeeeee somebody to trace ) |
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| VINTAGE ARCHIE TIJUANA BIBLE |
[Jul. 19th, 2010|05:07 pm] |
Delcat: Zeiss, I don't know, it seems really unlikely you found a Hartley comic I wasn't able to.
Zeiss Manifold: Nah, it's not Hartley - it's actually one of the early Archies. I thought it would make a nice antidote.
Delcat: Really? Well, I dunno, I always found them a little bland, but that was in the nineties. I guess the earlier ones might have had some more pep.
Delcat: ...get it? Pep? Huh? Huh?
Delcat: Like the...name of the company that...oh, fuck it.
Zeiss Manifold: I'd hope not. Back then, pep was manufactured from coca leaves and the bones of factory workers.
( If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself ) |
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| INCARNATE 03, PART II |
[Jul. 7th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: LAST TIME ON INCARNATE
Zeiss Manifold: The plot thickens!
Zeiss Manifold: The characters thinnen!
Zeiss Manifold: and mummies and shit
InkWeaver: and then their torsos lengthen and I care even less.
InkWeaver: That about right?
Zeiss Manifold: yeah pretty much
( your pretty reactionface is going to hell ) |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE: ISSUE 03, PART I |
[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:13 pm] |
Though it may have been a long while since we left off, and Nick Simmons may have already fled into the dark night of copyright infringement obscurity, the Spork Squad vows to finish what it starts, and such remains committed to following Incarnate to its own special end. You can refresh your memory of previous issues here or here, or just click the "incarnate" tag somewhere in the directory. Now, dear friends, once more into the Bleach!
( Durth Be Not Proud ) |
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| ARCHIE'S SOMETHING ELSE, PART I |
[Jun. 16th, 2010|10:59 pm] |
You know, sometimes I think we’re a little too hard on these things. I mean, sure, they’re kinda weird, but not so much so as the Chick stuff or some of the porn we’ve snar-
…Oh. Never mind, then.
( Homemade Bombs in the Afternoon ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 4 |
[May. 22nd, 2010|09:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, animal-related abuse, bad yaoi, delcat, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which Inky decides to sit in - but will she survive?
( On tonight's schedule: Samurai Champloo, Hellsing, Rescue Rangers & More! ) |
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| ARCHIE'S PARABLES, PART II |
[May. 19th, 2010|10:05 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | al hartley, christian crap, delcat, hypnobetty, image-heavy, kaisers, pelicans, similar to existing characters, unfortunate implications, worksafe for once, zeiss manifold | ] |
Delcat: Okay, when we left off, things were getting progressively crazier by the page. Will this trend continue, do you think?
Zeiss Manifold: Let me put my special fundie visor in place
Delcat: It's no use, Zeiss, the goggles do nothing.
( Free Fanaticals (A Hallucination of the Hartley Archie Gloating at a Suicidal Waterfowl) ) |
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| ARCHIE'S PARABLES, PART I |
[Apr. 22nd, 2010|02:54 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | al hartley, bad trips, christian crap, delcat, evilution, excessive punctuation, fucking hippies, hypnobetty, image-heavy, popcorn, similar to existing characters, time travel, unfortunate implications, worksafe for once, zeiss manifold | ] |
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Delcat: Okay, kids, the short version is this: A crazy fundie that also happened to be an Archie artist got permission to do crazy fundie Archie comics that were published alongside regular Archie comics, much to the consternation of readers. The long version is here and is a lengthy but fascinating read. Don't go wandering off there yet, though, we've got a short but stupid and dong-laden read for you right here!
Zeiss: Now I've always thought that Archie was goddamned surreal even when secular, so I'm taking the time to mentally prepare myself right now.
Delcat: It is truly a trippy experience. Believe me, I had one of these things as a kid and I never quite got it.
( When conversion fics become syndicated )
NEXT TIME: SHIT GETS EVEN CRAZIER
Special thanks to the folks at Carp's Place, for providing the .pdf files from which these images were converted. |
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| "BLOOM, PIRATE HOOKER! BLOOM!" |
[Apr. 8th, 2010|12:01 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | alleged pirates, anatomical abominations, both a slave and a cumbucket, cap-o-rama, clamworm, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, hentai is fucking weird, lewd, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, stupid blowjob faces, succubi, zeiss manifold | ] |
Zeiss Manifold: Our special today is a LEWD-tastic One Piece doujin. Take it away, Del!
Delcat: Ahhhhhh, how sweet it is, watching a fandom that I have absolutely no stock in being bastardized for a change. Unless it's gonna turn out that this guy drew the OTHER Pokemon manga?
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 1 |
[Apr. 2nd, 2010|11:06 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, bad yaoi, christian crap, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, not worksafe, pokemon out of fucking nowhere, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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We’ve taken on our fair share of bad comics, but the truth is that there are just as many standalone works which are just as incomprehensible, and why ignore them? In this first installment of what we hope will be a long-running series, we take on Engrish, erotic gigantism, Lion King porn, and more!
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART V (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 22nd, 2010|09:12 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART IV |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|02:52 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE O2, PART III |
[Mar. 15th, 2010|12:30 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART II |
[Mar. 14th, 2010|11:54 am] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 02, PART I |
[Mar. 12th, 2010|06:32 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART IV (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 11th, 2010|12:45 pm] |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE 01, PART III |
[Mar. 10th, 2010|11:35 pm] |
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