| INCARNATE 03, PART III |
[Aug. 2nd, 2010|09:30 am] |
We have another treat in store for all you Quamp fans, but we need to overcome some technical difficulties in order to post it here. In the meantime, here's some more Incarnate to tide you over until then:
( can anybody find meeeeeee somebody to trace ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 8 - "HOME WORK" |
[Jul. 14th, 2010|11:12 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, delcat, femboy school, freudian nightmares, fuckies, fun for the whole urethramily, haikus, ink_weaver, nyar, oh god what, zeiss manifold | ] |
Femboy School is back, and man is this one a doozy.
Cover genitals before reading.
( got an awesome sound, going down )
eta: there is now a LIMERICK BATTLE in the comments |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 4 |
[Jul. 9th, 2010|10:44 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: Hello folks, and welcome back to the Bad Album Cover Roundup!
InkWeaver: Crying yet?
InkWeaver: No?
InkWeaver: You will!
InkWeaver: Wait, this isn't femboy school. Nah, you'll just be mildly baffled.
Zeiss Manifold: Sshh, don't ruin it!
( Cannibals in the Easy Listening section! ) |
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| INCARNATE 03, PART II |
[Jul. 7th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: LAST TIME ON INCARNATE
Zeiss Manifold: The plot thickens!
Zeiss Manifold: The characters thinnen!
Zeiss Manifold: and mummies and shit
InkWeaver: and then their torsos lengthen and I care even less.
InkWeaver: That about right?
Zeiss Manifold: yeah pretty much
( your pretty reactionface is going to hell ) |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE: ISSUE 03, PART I |
[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:13 pm] |
Though it may have been a long while since we left off, and Nick Simmons may have already fled into the dark night of copyright infringement obscurity, the Spork Squad vows to finish what it starts, and such remains committed to following Incarnate to its own special end. You can refresh your memory of previous issues here or here, or just click the "incarnate" tag somewhere in the directory. Now, dear friends, once more into the Bleach!
( Durth Be Not Proud ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 7 - "EXTRA CREDIT" |
[Jun. 14th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, clitcock, delcat, femboy school, freudian nightmares, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, nyar, zeiss manifold | ] |
For those who have been following this snark through WGW, this encompasses the first "new" portion of it. Brace yourself!
( (You Must Fuck to Live) On the Planet of the Fems ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 3 |
[Jun. 1st, 2010|07:58 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: INKY
Zeiss Manifold: ARE YOU READY
Zeiss Manifold: FOR ANOTHER BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
InkWeaver: ...well... after Gong
InkWeaver: I had some pretty disturbing nightmares.
InkWeaver: I dreamed i woke up and had morning sickness, and I was pregnant, with huge nipples.
InkWeaver: And then I looked in the mirror, and my face was this crazy old woman.
InkWeaver: ...I woke up screaming D:
Zeiss Manifold: But...did you have enormous, ungainly hair?
InkWeaver: No, thank god.
( The Re-Beehivening ) |
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| THE ADVENTURES OF KOOL-AID MAN - "WACKY WAREHOUSE" |
[May. 29th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | an_mutt, archie-affiliated, bad trips, deathtraps, delcat, i have no idea how to categorize this, image-heavy, ink_weaver, the adventures of kool-aid man, worksafe for once, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which we invite special guest ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) an_mutt to come and drink something or another.
( The straws, the straws, just take three, take a little trip into wackiness with me! ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 4 |
[May. 22nd, 2010|09:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, animal-related abuse, bad yaoi, delcat, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which Inky decides to sit in - but will she survive?
( On tonight's schedule: Samurai Champloo, Hellsing, Rescue Rangers & More! ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 2 |
[May. 20th, 2010|09:06 pm] |
InkWeaver: I have to do a ritual
InkWeaver: I CALL UPON THE GREAT GODS OF ALBUM COVAHS
InkWeaver: CALLLLL
InkWeaver: CALLLLLLLLL
InkWeaver: HEINO
InkWeaver: KEN
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR STRENGTH GREAT WARRIORS OF RAWK
InkWeaver: WELL NOT REALLY RAWK MORE LIKE UM STARING SCARILY AT THE CAMERA
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR WISDOM
InkWeaver: AND YOUR SENSE OF FLAIR
InkWeaver: FOR TONIGHT'S BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
Zeiss Manifold: INKY ARE YOU ALL RITUAL'D UP
InkWeaver: shit i'm shedding feathers all over the keyboard
InkWeaver: I think I'm good man I think I'm good.
Zeiss Manifold: ALRIGHT THEN
( Seventy-six trombones lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten photoshops at hand ) |
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| THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH - "PASSES AND PLAYS" |
[May. 14th, 2010|08:50 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | antidotes, cap-o-rama, christian crap, delcat, fundies, how condoms work, ink_weaver, mustard, outright lies, research!?, the truth for youth, zeiss manifold | ] |
( In which condoms are described as being riddled with holes, but sponges are oddly not elaborated on )
This is probably the angriest we've ever got at a Christian tract, as it's this kind of crap being spouted at teens in the name of "responsibility" that leads to a whole lot of very real problems - compare to That Crazy Guy for effect. I feel like I have to post a good sex-ed comic to offset the effect of this. |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 1 - "ROLL CALL" |
[Apr. 21st, 2010|02:11 pm] |
"One of the most interesting manga hentai stories. It consists of several chapters. With each story the young main hero should be more and more violence, fetish, bondage, rape ... and women, for adult pleasure. And his sexy, busty loving mammy help him in this work. femdom, femboy, straight shota, futa on male, pervert, incest, mother, son, mom, big tits, boob, three women - one shemale and only ONE little boy." - One synopsis, possibly written by a horny sloth. "oh fuck that is fucking fucked man what is this shit" - Delcat
Hoo boy.
First, a bit of explanation. "Femboy School", as our next project is called, isn’t your average bad porno manga. Well, it started as one*, but the version we’re taking on is an edited version, scripted by someone by the name of "Nyar". All my Google-fu has been able to turn up about this "Nyar" character is one post on an incest fetish forum, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about Nyar. The man has issues, and boyyyy is he happy to show you them. This thing plays out like a cross between a bad femdom story and an equally bad sci-fi rock opera. It’s something that could only arise out of the grimiest corners of Photoshop, and it may just be the most compellingly awful thing I've ever read.
So join us, then, as the Fearless Spork Squad ventures to one man’s private hell, and comes out snarking.
( Mighty femweed is avenged, femboy bodies soon will know our anger ) |
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