| NEPHILIM LAMEDH 2 - PART I |
[Apr. 17th, 2010|09:36 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, cap-o-rama, delcat, dickgirls, freudian nightmares, kabbalistic crap, low-hanging testicles, nephilim lamedh, no raping in the classroom, not worksafe, weeaboolean logic, zeiss manifold | ] |
Delcat: Bleh, I should never have put almonds in this couscous.
Delcat: Things that should have never been put in other things...why does that sound familiar?
Zeiss Manifold: I dunno...do you feel it? Like something bad is coming.
Delcat: Something bad...something bad, and familiar, and...linty?
Zeiss Manifold: AND IT AIN'T NO DRYER
Delcat: Brace yourselves, snarkgoers! It's time for...NEPHILIM LAMEDH 2!
Zeiss Manifold:
Delcat: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
( Linty is Not a Girls' Name ) |
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| "BLOOM, PIRATE HOOKER! BLOOM!" |
[Apr. 8th, 2010|12:01 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | alleged pirates, anatomical abominations, both a slave and a cumbucket, cap-o-rama, clamworm, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, hentai is fucking weird, lewd, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, stupid blowjob faces, succubi, zeiss manifold | ] |
Zeiss Manifold: Our special today is a LEWD-tastic One Piece doujin. Take it away, Del!
Delcat: Ahhhhhh, how sweet it is, watching a fandom that I have absolutely no stock in being bastardized for a change. Unless it's gonna turn out that this guy drew the OTHER Pokemon manga?
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 1 |
[Apr. 2nd, 2010|11:06 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, bad yaoi, christian crap, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, not worksafe, pokemon out of fucking nowhere, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
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We’ve taken on our fair share of bad comics, but the truth is that there are just as many standalone works which are just as incomprehensible, and why ignore them? In this first installment of what we hope will be a long-running series, we take on Engrish, erotic gigantism, Lion King porn, and more!
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| HEART MAKER |
[Mar. 28th, 2010|12:48 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, astonishment at the existence of butts, auto-erotic asphixiation, cap-o-rama, delcat, dickgirls, hentai is fucking weird, not worksafe, traps, tribbing, zeiss_manifold | ] |
Delcat: Zeiss, I have a problem.
Zeiss Manifold: What, Delly?
Delcat: Well, the snow melting, the birds singing, the sun warming the world like a little ginger kitty snuggling a toddler made of lollipops...it's just so darned nice, you know? I can feel my faith in humanity being restored!
Zeiss Manifold: Have you tried the usual solutions? Reading the news? Visiting an elephant graveyard? Invoking the name of Ono?
Delcat: All at the same time, even!
Zeiss Manifold: Well, I do have an idea, but it might be too much.
Delcat: I'm willing to attempt drastic measures.
Zeiss Manifold: Then open wide-
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| HOUSE OF SUCCUBUS (ORGY IN CAPTIVITY) |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|04:56 pm] |
Zeiss: Snark music
Delcat: Okay, here we go. Again, I don't know what the details are on this one--it says it's a commission, but I don't know if it was commissioned to be drawn or commissioned to be translated. Whatever the case, it's apparently fresh off the /d/ presses and ready to terrorize the world.
Zeiss: THE MONSTER CALLED /d/ IS ATTACKING THE CITY
( I've got cold jizz on my face and I've got girlcocks around me ) |
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| NEPHILIM LAMEDH |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|04:05 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, delcat, dickgirls, dongs where no dongs should be, hentai is weird, no raping in the classroom, not worksafe, school daze, succubi, weeaboolean logic, zeiss manifold | ] |
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| | Monty Python--I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts | ] |
Delcat: Okay, so...this thing on? Okay, so Zeiss and I are bored so we're bumping up our snark count by doing this random thing we found on /d/. We've only seen two pages, we know it involves futa and nipple-fucking, but that's about it. It's our first double-blind snark, folks! We're as clueless as you are!
Zeiss: Sounds good to me
Delcat: So here we go!
Zeiss: YAY
( Big ones, small ones, one as big as your head--give 'em a screw, a how-do-you-do, that's what the dickgirl said ) |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 9 - "A SMALL TALE" |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|11:10 am] |
Still, there’s one more chapter to go. And would you believe that it’s even more strange and incomprehensible than the rest of them? |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 8 - "OTAKUS WHO SING IN GARBAGE-PILED STREETS FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH" |
[Mar. 25th, 2010|09:46 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 7 - "TOKYO CHOO CHOO" |
[Mar. 24th, 2010|11:13 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 6 - "TODAY'S KINDA..." |
[Mar. 23rd, 2010|11:48 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 5 - "THE DOOR TO PARADISE" |
[Mar. 18th, 2010|12:51 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 4 - "A TINY DETERMINATION" |
[Mar. 17th, 2010|11:04 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 3 - "BLUE WEEKEND" |
[Mar. 16th, 2010|12:07 pm] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 2 - "FIRST LOVE" |
[Mar. 14th, 2010|06:00 pm] |
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| VINTAGE SNARK TIME: TAKE ME TO ARIAKE!, CHAPTER 1 |
[Mar. 13th, 2010|04:52 pm] |
This one requires a little history. It was way back around June 2009 - a simpler era when Year One was stealing America’s hearts, and an endless wave of Michael Jackson tributes was only a few tantalizing weeks away. Inky, who I had met sometime earlier, wanted to do a snark together. I had never done a group snark before and I thought an Ono manga would be a good icebreaker. If only we had any idea what lay ahead.
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| ANAL JUSTICE 2, PART III (CONCLUSION) |
[Mar. 11th, 2010|12:46 pm] |
In short, it's a relic of a simpler time. It was a delightfully odd little comic, and to me Ono fit the role of a goofy, madcap eccentric of porn rather well.
I had no idea.
I had no fucking idea. |
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