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Zeiss Manifold: ONO WHY DO YOU TAUNT US SO
Zeiss Manifold: WITH THOSE BACKGROUNDS

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Zeiss Manifold: THEY'RE FUCKING, THEY'RE SUPRISED, WE GET IT
InkWeaver: is this where that dickgirl gets outed for being a child rapist?
Zeiss Manifold: maybe
Zeiss Manifold: WHO'S THAT GIRL
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT'S HER NAME
Zeiss Manifold: IS SHE COOL
Zeiss Manifold: IS SHE LAME
InkWeaver: ... you
Zeiss Manifold: OH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S HER NAME
InkWeaver: are hurting my soul
Zeiss Manifold: fuck
InkWeaver: the fact that you even know that
Zeiss Manifold: can't remember the rest
InkWeaver: is enough.
InkWeaver: NEXT PAGE I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
InkWeaver: I WANT TO SEE IF SHE GOES TO JAIL
InkWeaver: how much you want to bet glasses-girl is a redhead.
Zeiss Manifold: DICKGIRL ANN DICKGIRL ANN MARCHIN' IN HER OWN PARADE
Zeiss Manifold: sorry I just remembered it again

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InkWeaver: wait is this chick a dickgirl too
InkWeaver: I mean WHOSE DICK IS THAT
Zeiss Manifold: I DON'T KNOW
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S FIND OUT

Page 58

Zeiss Manifold: "cum dumps"?
InkWeaver: so she put a shirt on
InkWeaver: but she's just sitting there with no pants
Zeiss Manifold: the bottom left panel
Zeiss Manifold: I think she's just stoned

Page 59

Zeiss Manifold: i'm completely lost now
Zeiss Manifold: except
Zeiss Manifold: now I don't think they're sisters
InkWeaver: what the fuck is going on
Zeiss Manifold: I think
Zeiss Manifold: that the younger girl is simply Yasuko's fangirl
Zeiss Manifold: who walked into her house one day
Zeiss Manifold:

Zeiss Manifold: let's just move on

Page 60

Zeiss Manifold: so basically Yasuko was lying about everything
Zeiss Manifold: JUST LIKE A MOLESTER
Zeiss Manifold: aaand something
Zeiss Manifold: i'm starting to miss the boats
InkWeaver: Me too
InkWeaver: I don't understand anything
InkWeaver: maybe that's cause it's one in the morning
Zeiss Manifold: possibly
Zeiss Manifold: it'll all make sense when we wake up
Zeiss Manifold: I think
Zeiss Manifold: I hope
InkWeaver: WILL WE WAKE UP?
Zeiss Manifold: I hope so
Zeiss Manifold: I want to see how the legend of the toilet pans out
InkWeaver: ...i'm scared
Zeiss Manifold: it's turning into fucking Captain Underpants
Zeiss Manifold: just you watch

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Zeiss Manifold: can't they go even one page without fucking
InkWeaver: LMFAO
InkWeaver: They did
InkWeaver: that one time
InkWeaver: with the title page
Zeiss Manifold: THAT DOESN'T COUNT
Zeiss Manifold: that's like saying that the table of contents counts
InkWeaver: and that page where dickgirl fell over
InkWeaver: with the architecture
Zeiss Manifold: ok i'll give you that
InkWeaver: ... but that's out of, like...
InkWeaver: what? Fifty pages or so?
Zeiss Manifold: I don't even know what we're on
InkWeaver: oh god
InkWeaver: now SHE'S gonna fuck a child? WHAT THE HELL
Zeiss Manifold: "Oh no~! I'm gonna get raped!"
Zeiss Manifold: well gee golly
Zeiss Manifold: WHY IS EVERYONE IN ONOLAND SO....UGH
InkWeaver: That IS the question, isn't it.
Zeiss Manifold: I know, I just...can't put my finger on it

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Zeiss Manifold: alright that page may not have any fucking
Zeiss Manifold: BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS
Zeiss Manifold: and besides
Zeiss Manifold: HER TITS
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
Zeiss Manifold: SHIRTS WERE INVENTED SO THAT THAT *WOULDN'T* HAPPEN
InkWeaver: I can imagine
InkWeaver: it's like whatever she does
InkWeaver: they swing around
InkWeaver: and also, shirts do not mold around tits that huge
InkWeaver: there's no way
InkWeaver: all her shirts would have like... molded boob sleeves
Zeiss Manifold: SHE'S GONNA POKE SOMEONE'S EYES OUT
InkWeaver: she already poked mine out
Zeiss Manifold: maybe she like...glued her shirt to her boobs
InkWeaver: x_O
Zeiss Manifold: I like how the first thing she does is compliment her pussy
Zeiss Manifold: priorities, people

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Zeiss Manifold: aaaaaaaaaand back to fucking again
InkWeaver: it's like
InkWeaver: she's all
InkWeaver: "I'm sorry I lied. I only did so because I like the way your pussy feels"
InkWeaver: "THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY. STAIN ME WITH YOUR CUM"
InkWeaver: ... who even says that.
Zeiss Manifold: l33t dialogue skillz
InkWeaver: Look at those action lines on the dick in the last panel
InkWeaver: like whoa it's fast
InkWeaver: XD
InkWeaver: SUPERDICK
Zeiss Manifold: damn that thing is movin'

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Zeiss Manifold: oh great she's having a stroke
InkWeaver: my door is open
InkWeaver: it occurs to me that this needs to change
InkWeaver: now.
Zeiss Manifold: yyyeah you might want to do that
InkWeaver: Dad: "Brownies are d -- WHOA WHAT THE FUCK KIDDY PORN"
InkWeaver: WHERE ARE THEY IN THIS PAGE OF THE COMIC
InkWeaver: ARE THEY OUT ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK?
Zeiss Manifold: holy fuck where do they live
Zeiss Manifold: that's a goddamn nice house
Zeiss Manifold: ...i think it's a house
Zeiss Manifold: it might be just stairs
Zeiss Manifold: in the middle of nowhere

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Zeiss Manifold: "I'm a walking toilet!"
InkWeaver: what.
InkWeaver: What.
InkWeaver: HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THIS
InkWeaver: IS THIS JUST
InkWeaver: RANDOMLY OKAY
Zeiss Manifold: EVERYONE ELSE DIED
Zeiss Manifold: I THINK
Zeiss Manifold: THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING
Zeiss Manifold: of like
Zeiss Manifold: the plague
InkWeaver: oh I get it
Zeiss Manifold: AND ONLY DICKGIRL COCK CAN CURE THE PLAGUE
Zeiss Manifold: SO OUR HEROES ARE SAFE
InkWeaver: they're reduced to fucking each other because they're actually is no one else on the planet left
InkWeaver: she has a dick because of nuclear radiation after the war.
Zeiss Manifold: this comic makes so much more sense now
InkWeaver: ... oh nuclear radiation
InkWeaver: you crazy thing!
Zeiss Manifold: maybe this is just a subversive exploration
Zeiss Manifold: of japan's attitudes towards sex in the post-war era
Zeiss Manifold: or some shit
Zeiss Manifold: and we're just missing its genius
InkWeaver: We're just dumb peons
InkWeaver: I think that's why I violently hate Twilight
InkWeaver: it's because I just can't understand it.
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: that damn book
InkWeaver: HAHAHAHA OH WAIT NEVERMIND
InkWeaver: I slay myself.
Zeiss Manifold: MEANWHILE
Zeiss Manifold: CUNNILINGUS IS OCCURING
Zeiss Manifold: since the hell when
Zeiss Manifold: was there a narrator in this book
InkWeaver: wait
InkWeaver: there was a narrator!?
Zeiss Manifold: someone had to have said the "Meanwhile..."
Zeiss Manifold: and it wasn't me

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Zeiss Manifold: TAKE THAT ASSHOLE
Zeiss Manifold: LITERALLY
Zeiss Manifold: I am so sorry for all of this, btw
InkWeaver: lmfaooooo
InkWeaver: you apologizing is making me laugh really hard
Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T HELP IT
Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T SEE HOW YOU'RE REACTING
Zeiss Manifold: YOU MIGHT HAVE GONE INTO AN EPILEPTIC FIT FOR ALL I KNOW
Zeiss Manifold: AND I'D LOOK BAD IF I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE
InkWeaver: is it possible that in ono land girls also have prostates
Zeiss Manifold: hmmmm
InkWeaver: otherwise why is she even enjoying that. That'd be like having my elbow licked.
Zeiss Manifold : that would explain a lot
Zeiss Manifold: JAPAN
Zeiss Manifold: is why
Zeiss Manifold: also
InkWeaver: in capital letters
Zeiss Manifold: that was page 66
InkWeaver: JAPAAAAAAAN
InkWeaver: JAPAN, I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
InkWeaver: SEVERAL WORDS, IN FACT
Zeiss Manifold: we need to stage an invervention
InkWeaver: ONE OF THEM BEING FUCK
InkWeaver: USED A COUPLE OF TIMES

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Zeiss Manifold: SLAVE-Y AND CUMBUCKET-Y
Zeiss Manifold: LIVE IN PERFECT HARMONY
InkWeaver: gigantic penis panel
InkWeaver: why
InkWeaver: and is the penis the one saying HNNG
InkWeaver: it's tired of this shit
Zeiss Manifold: it's exerting itself
Zeiss Manifold: you know the porn is bad
Zeiss Manifold: when even the penises want to run off
InkWeaver: what
InkWeaver: who the fuck
InkWeaver: translated this
InkWeaver: "it's like it's a slave and a cumbucket at the same time!"
InkWeaver: first of all. You've used cumbuckets or variant of it like eight times now
InkWeaver: that's eight times too many
Zeiss Manifold: apparently
InkWeaver: second of all
InkWeaver: how is a dick a cum bucket
Zeiss Manifold: it's...the opposite?
Zeiss Manifold: what's the opposite of a bucket
InkWeaver: Hose.
Zeiss Manifold: cumhose
Zeiss Manifold: that's better
Zeiss Manifold: HEAR THAT TRANSLATORS

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Zeiss Manifold: that's not it
Zeiss Manifold: her tits...
Zeiss Manifold:

InkWeaver: that is such an interesting angle
InkWeaver: are her tits actually eating that girl
InkWeaver: like a boa constrictor?
Zeiss Manifold: i...believe so
Zeiss Manifold: "could you...STOP SUFFOCATING ME?"
InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor and I don't like it one bit
Zeiss Manifold: so early in the morning
InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Zeiss Manifold: I haven't heard that song in forever
InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY I DO THOSE THINGS
InkWeaver: lol it's a poem
Zeiss Manifold: GWAAAAAAA this is screwing up my memory
Zeiss Manifold: let's move on

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Zeiss Manifold: TITLE DROP
Zeiss Manifold: WE HAVE IT
Zeiss Manifold: you'd think there'd at least be a plot by now
InkWeaver: that last panel
InkWeaver: I don't understand
InkWeaver: does the butt belong to the woman
InkWeaver: or is that a pillow
InkWeaver: 'cause if it does
InkWeaver: she's twisted all funny
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: I think they're
Zeiss Manifold: growing out of each other