| VANJA'S WORLD PRESENTS: "BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" |
[Nov. 28th, 2010|10:59 pm] |
Delcat: A while ago, I was trawling /d/ for snark material and found an awful and nonsensical five-page Futurama comic about the girls being impregnated by a tentacle monster and laying a zillion eggs. This is nothing unusual for the given territory, but what was interesting was the glaring, ugly watermark on each page advertising the website it came from. I followed it back and found a treasure trove of terrible.
Zeiss Manifold: Note that we are linking directly to the page image files - this is because we care about you, dear readers, and feel that subjecting you to multiple JABcomix ads and pictures of girls screaming at photoshop layers filled with penises is unecessary as far as eyestrain goes.
Delcat: Plus we don't want the webmistress noticing where the hits are coming from and screaming at us in broken English. But also yeah, that whole love and caring shit.
Zeiss Manifold:
"Behind Closed Doors (B.C.D.) is a hentai comic series that consists of short comics (5 pages each) that tells about things that happens in the sexlife to several kinds of people. It's a kind of "who knows what people do at home when nobody sees them..." series. So far, these comics contains a fetish fashion and little bit of bondage hentai comic, a schoolgirl hentai comic, and a cbt hentai comic/femdom hentai comic ^_^"
Zeiss Manifold: But is the Ono-esque touch of "^_^" warranted? Read on and find out!
( Read more... ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 7 - "EXTRA CREDIT" |
[Jun. 14th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, clitcock, delcat, femboy school, freudian nightmares, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, nyar, zeiss manifold | ] |
For those who have been following this snark through WGW, this encompasses the first "new" portion of it. Brace yourself!
( (You Must Fuck to Live) On the Planet of the Fems ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 5 - "STUDY HALL" (PART ONE) |
[May. 24th, 2010|02:03 pm] |
PREVIOUSLY ON FEMBOY SCHOOL: Joni, a wan human reaction face, stroke up a creepy relationship with his creepy stepmom, who in a decidedly creepy measure is apparently part wasp and/or robot. But to what degree of wasp and/or robot is she? Will Joni only be able to meet the truth with a loud, trumpeting BAWWW?
This chapter is a long and largely insane one, so I'm splitting it up.
( Now that your orgy's on the TV being rhythmically admired, you can have anyone that you have ever desired ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 4 |
[May. 22nd, 2010|09:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, animal-related abuse, bad yaoi, delcat, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which Inky decides to sit in - but will she survive?
( On tonight's schedule: Samurai Champloo, Hellsing, Rescue Rangers & More! ) |
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| NEPHILIM LAMEDH II - PART 2 |
[May. 7th, 2010|02:53 pm] |
At last, the conclusion! Part I and the original, should you need to brush up on them.
( I try to be like Grace Kelly but her dick was too small, so I've tried a little Freddie, I've gone and lost my balls )
Delcat: I think this is a good time to introduce our new snark feature. Hey, reader! Yes, you out there! You guys are all way too quiet! Comment! Make some noise! And if you can't think of anything to say, we'll give you something to talk about!
Delcat: This edition's comment topic: What’s the vagstack gambit called in YOUR neighborhood? Don't be shy, tell us now!
Zeiss Manifold: TALK QUIETLY AMONGST YOURSELVES |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 1 - "ROLL CALL" |
[Apr. 21st, 2010|02:11 pm] |
"One of the most interesting manga hentai stories. It consists of several chapters. With each story the young main hero should be more and more violence, fetish, bondage, rape ... and women, for adult pleasure. And his sexy, busty loving mammy help him in this work. femdom, femboy, straight shota, futa on male, pervert, incest, mother, son, mom, big tits, boob, three women - one shemale and only ONE little boy." - One synopsis, possibly written by a horny sloth. "oh fuck that is fucking fucked man what is this shit" - Delcat
Hoo boy.
First, a bit of explanation. "Femboy School", as our next project is called, isn’t your average bad porno manga. Well, it started as one*, but the version we’re taking on is an edited version, scripted by someone by the name of "Nyar". All my Google-fu has been able to turn up about this "Nyar" character is one post on an incest fetish forum, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about Nyar. The man has issues, and boyyyy is he happy to show you them. This thing plays out like a cross between a bad femdom story and an equally bad sci-fi rock opera. It’s something that could only arise out of the grimiest corners of Photoshop, and it may just be the most compellingly awful thing I've ever read.
So join us, then, as the Fearless Spork Squad ventures to one man’s private hell, and comes out snarking.
( Mighty femweed is avenged, femboy bodies soon will know our anger ) |
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| "BLOOM, PIRATE HOOKER! BLOOM!" |
[Apr. 8th, 2010|12:01 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | alleged pirates, anatomical abominations, both a slave and a cumbucket, cap-o-rama, clamworm, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, hentai is fucking weird, lewd, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, stupid blowjob faces, succubi, zeiss manifold | ] |
Zeiss Manifold: Our special today is a LEWD-tastic One Piece doujin. Take it away, Del!
Delcat: Ahhhhhh, how sweet it is, watching a fandom that I have absolutely no stock in being bastardized for a change. Unless it's gonna turn out that this guy drew the OTHER Pokemon manga?
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 1 |
[Apr. 2nd, 2010|11:06 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, bad yaoi, christian crap, delcat, dickgirls, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, not worksafe, pokemon out of fucking nowhere, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
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We’ve taken on our fair share of bad comics, but the truth is that there are just as many standalone works which are just as incomprehensible, and why ignore them? In this first installment of what we hope will be a long-running series, we take on Engrish, erotic gigantism, Lion King porn, and more!
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| HEART MAKER |
[Mar. 28th, 2010|12:48 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, astonishment at the existence of butts, auto-erotic asphixiation, cap-o-rama, delcat, dickgirls, hentai is fucking weird, not worksafe, traps, tribbing, zeiss_manifold | ] |
Delcat: Zeiss, I have a problem.
Zeiss Manifold: What, Delly?
Delcat: Well, the snow melting, the birds singing, the sun warming the world like a little ginger kitty snuggling a toddler made of lollipops...it's just so darned nice, you know? I can feel my faith in humanity being restored!
Zeiss Manifold: Have you tried the usual solutions? Reading the news? Visiting an elephant graveyard? Invoking the name of Ono?
Delcat: All at the same time, even!
Zeiss Manifold: Well, I do have an idea, but it might be too much.
Delcat: I'm willing to attempt drastic measures.
Zeiss Manifold: Then open wide-
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 9 - "A SMALL TALE" |
[Mar. 26th, 2010|11:10 am] |
Still, there’s one more chapter to go. And would you believe that it’s even more strange and incomprehensible than the rest of them? |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 8 - "OTAKUS WHO SING IN GARBAGE-PILED STREETS FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH" |
[Mar. 25th, 2010|09:46 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 7 - "TOKYO CHOO CHOO" |
[Mar. 24th, 2010|11:13 am] |
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| TAKE ME TO ARIAKE! CH. 6 - "TODAY'S KINDA..." |
[Mar. 23rd, 2010|11:48 am] |
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