Severus Sighs

Title: Please Come Home
Author: BertaS
Date Written: April, 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Summary: Just a little Drabble to say happy birthday.
A/N: I wanted to give a gift to all those on the group with a birthday in April.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine and the only thing I get out of this is a warm fuzzy when you review.

( Please Come Home )

Title: A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus / Data
Rating: PG maybe
Word Count: 700-ish
Warnings: None
Summary: Severus is looking for something or someone to cure his boredom.
A/N: It has been mentioned on the group several times and I felt the need to prove that Fae is not the only one who can satisfy Torina.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize is not mine, and in fact, I probably stole it.

( Snata )

Title: The Customer is Always Right
Author: BertaS
Date Written: March, 2010
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 1164
Warnings: Slash – Sexual Situations – Post DH
Summary: Harry finds Severus after the war.
Disclaimer: The customer is always right except when they are wrong.

I dedicate this to all those with birthdays in February and March. Happy Birthday ya’all.

( the Customer is Always Right )

Title: How to Prepare
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 546
Warnings: None
Summary: Snow said she had Severus stashed in a little room off the lounge where he was “preparing” for the ADV challenge. Since I don’t have anything ready for the challenge I thought I would peek into Severus’ head to find out how he would prepare for such an event.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize I most likely stole: I am just playing with them. This is un-beta-ed so any mistakes are my own.

( How to Prepare )

Title: Memories
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 11/11/10
Pairing: Severus/Lucius – Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: PG
Word Count: 363
Warnings: You may need a hanky by the end.
Summary: Severus unpacks his memories
A/N: This is an answer to White Cotton’s challenge. It took a long time to acquire a bunny on this one. Beta by Danni.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any moisture damage this piece may cause to your computer. I also don’t own Sev or anything else associated with JKR’s works.

( “Memories” )

Title: Understanding
Author: BertaS
Date Written: Oct. 2010
Pairing: Severus Snape and Pomona Sprout
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 x 4
Warnings: rare pair – sexual situations – Het (Yes I said Het)
Summary: Severus and Pomona come to an understanding.
A/N: I am not sure what we were discussing on the group, maybe rare!pairs, but this is what came out.
Disclaimer: If I owned them I would have a lot more time to write.

( “Understanding” )

Title: Severus Snape and the Horcrux Kitten
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 10/18/10
Pairing: Severus
Rating: G
Word Count: 100 (+-)
Warnings: Intensive silliness
Summary: Severus finds and turns the last Horcrux over to the Order.
A/N: You ask for it here it is. Written in about 20 minutes and Beta read by Sissy
Disclaimer: No kittens were actually harmed in the writing of this drabble.

( ”Severus” )

Title: Itch
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 10-7-10
Pairing: Severus / Arthur
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none really, slash, could be considered infidelity I suppose.
Summary: It’s a drabble; a summery would spoil it.
A/N: Whoever suggested Severus and Arthur together, this is your fault. You know who you are. I am making no money on this, or anything else for that matter.

( “Itch” )

Title: Cold
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 10-4-10
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None - Safe for all readers
Summary: Severus gets lonely waiting for Harry. No harm no foul, I only get paid in reviews.

( Cold )

Title: Safe House
Author: BertaS
Date Written: July 2010
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 900 ish
Warnings: Slash – Sexual Situations – Fluff and nonsense
Summary: Like Los Vegas, what happens at the safe house stays at the safe house, or not.
A/N: Un-beta-ed. Since I jokingly wrote the first line of this, it kept creeping into my head at work and insisted on being written down. I am dedicating this to all those with Birthdays in July including Caroline Lamb, Countes Zero, Jisa and last but not least Harry Potter.
Disclaimer: I’m just playing and will return them to JKR on her request.

( Safe_House )

Title: A Shocking Revelation
Author: BertaS
Date Written: June, 2010
Pairing: Severus and Remus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 450 (+ -)
Warnings: Pre Slash – previous rape implied, nothing graphic
Summary: Remus finally lets Severus know exactly how he feels about him.
A/N: Un-betaed. This is just a little something that popped into my brain and wouldn’t leave me alone. I gift it to all those with Birthdays in June: Kyrie – Lilyseyes – SnapesFavorite – Kim – Linh – Pickle – Cassiopeia – Gabi – and Torina.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and the only payment I receive on these little stories is your reviews.

( A_Shocking_Revelation )

Title: The Dangers of Running Out of Lube
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: IDK maybe a G-
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Never fry bacon naked. What? You didn’t mean it had to have anything to do with my drabble, did you?
Summary: It’s too short for one and it would give it all away. I think the title which is almost longer than the story says it all.
A/N: I was at work today and thinking about the prompts for the little drabble challenge that snow issued last night and this is what popped out of my brain. Un-bata-ed and totally not my fault.

( Clicky )

Title: Paying Debts
Author: BertaS
Date: 4/23/2010
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: R maybe?
Word Count: 1130
Warnings: mild D/s – M/M Slash
Summary: No matter how painful or humiliating, Wizarding debts must be paid.
A/N: Happy Birthday Severa Snape. It isn’t quite what you asked for but I hope you like it. I do not own any of the characters, movies or anything else you may recognize.

( ”Paying_Debts” )

Title: The Challenge
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus Snape and Luna Lovegood
Rating: G
Word Count: 399
Warnings: None, really
Summary: Severus Snape always did like a challenge and can he really refuse when a customer enters his shop with an unusual request.
A/N: This was my answer to Torina’s 5 Minute Challenge. After the comments wanting to know who the woman was I decided to do another so there is a part 2 on this. I do not own any of the characters, movies or anything else you may recognize.

( ”The_Challenge” )

Title: Dreams
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 761
Warnings: Slash – Cross Dressing –Post DH
Summary: Severus Snape considered his situation as carefully as he could with his head feeling as though it would fall from his shoulders at the slightest provocation. He rarely consumed enough alcohol to acquire a hangover, but when he did…
A/N: Written for atypicalsnowman’s birthday. I do not own anything you may recognize.

( “Dreams” )

Title: My favorite
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 3/6/2010
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 239
Warnings: Epilog compliant but with Severus alive and Harry Divorced.
Summary: Harry hears something surprising.
A/N: In honor of the birthday’s this week. Happy b-day to LovetoSeverus, FaeryQueen, and Dr. Suess. I own nothing you recognize. Beta read by my wonderful daughter Sissy.

( “My_Favorite” )

Title: Accidents Happen
Author: bertas
Pairing: Severus/Lucius/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 338
Warnings: None
Summary: Harry and potions don’t usually mix well but this might be quite interesting.
A/N: I have no idea where this came from. I was cleaning my desk again. I tweaked it to work as an Anti-Valentine fic. Again it is shorter than asked.

( Accidents Happen )

Title: 4 Words
Author: bertas
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436
Warnings: None, unless you want a warning for fluffy fluff.
Summary: This was triggered by the question, “What 4 words would you say on waking in a jail cell with Severus Snape?”
A/N: I do not own anything you may recognize. I don’t know if I fulfilled the spirit of the Anti-Valentine fest but then again Valentine’s was not supposed to be like this. I also fell a bit short of the 500 word mark. Happy reading.

( 4 Words )

Title: Unka Sebearus
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 1/11/10
Pairing: Severus and Harry implied
Rating: G
Word Count: 315
Warnings: None
Summary: Unka Sebearus finds it hard to refrains from making potions out of small children
A/N: I couldn’t resist after the pics of Sebearus and Berry, then the one of Severus and the small child.

( “Unka )

Title: The Christmas Party
Author: BertaS
Date Written: 12/25/2009
Pairing: Severus and Harry, as well as some odd rather random m/m pairings
Rating: PG
Word Count: 554
Warnings: Bondage – AU – Is it necrophilia if I have brought dead people back to life just for this party?
Summary: Severus is a bit disconcerted when Harry throws a Christmas party.
A/N: I do not own any of the characters, or anything else you may recognize. I have used a several prompts from earlier in the year.

( The Christmas Party )

Title: The Present
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 498
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Severus surprises Harry for Christmas.
A/N: I do not own any of the characters, or anything else you may recognize except the poem at the end which those of you who received Christmas cards will have seen before.

( “The )