Severus Sighs

Title: Awakening
Author: bertas
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Word Count: 1018
Warnings: Fluff and nonsense / Epilogue Compliant
Summary: Severus wakes up when he had no right to expect to do so. Written for the Reviving Severus Mini Challenge at Severus Sighs.
A/N: Well this isn’t the story I thought I would write when I originally had this thought for an Albus Severus saves Snape/time travel/Polyjuice/Draught of the Living Death story, but I write what and when the muse allows.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize I most likely stole. And yes, that line is from The Wizard of Oz.

( Awakening )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 605
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Well, here it is Christmas day and I want to say, “Happy Christmas to all.” I also want to apologize for the lack of smut; the boys just didn’t want to cooperate.
Disclaimer: I wouldn’t know what to do with all this stuff if my true love gave it to me.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 384
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Happy Christmas. Only one more to go now. I had to look around on the inter-webs to find another venomous snake, you can imagine my surprise to realize that boomslang is a real snake, and a very pretty one too.
Disclaimer: Never fry bacon naked, and never think this is mine. :)

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 174
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Happy Christmas.
Disclaimer: I need a list of cool non litigation charms.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Severus
Rating: G
Word Count: 253
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Happy Christmas.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine and the only thing I get out of this is a warm fuzzy when you review.

( ”Christmas” )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 136
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Happy Christmas.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Happy Christmas.
Disclaimer: I write for your pleasure and mine. The only payment I receive is reviews.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 540
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: This is the longest one so far and the only one I haven’t finished is the last one. Happy Christmas
Disclaimer: You know, it’s sad that I can’t think of anything else that I actually own. I mean obviously I don’t own this.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 339
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: This one catches me up, I will post one a day now till Christmas.
Disclaimer: I own my car, well, when Sissy isn’t using up all my gas anyway.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 128
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Okay, good morning, here is part 4.
Disclaimer: I own my computer. But have to share with Hubby until Christmas. He got me a new one (but won’t let me take it out of the box till Christmas)

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 139
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Here is part 3. I’ll put 2 up tomorrow to catch up and then one a day after that.
Disclaimer: I own my dog and my cat, well, I own the dog anyway.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 154
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: Okay here is part 2.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, well not really, I mean, I do have a house, a car and stuff to, you know, fill the house, but you know what I mean.

( Christmas )

Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: bertas
Date Written: December 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 142
Warnings: Excessive fluff
Summary: Severus and the other teachers exchange Secret Santa gifts for the 12 days before Christmas.
A/N: I had intended to post each part on the 12 days prior to Christmas, but that didn’t happen. Happy Christmas anyway.
Disclaimer: Do I really need to say it? I mean, honestly, if I was JKR I wouldn’t be here, I mean, really, I don’t think she likes Severus *sighs*. She did tried to kill him.

( Christmas )

Title: The Open Door
Author: bertas
Date Written:
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1515
Warnings: None
Summary: Severus has a slight misunderstanding with his Master that results in a new understanding. Five years after the end of the war. AU - Pretty much ignores the last two maybe three books. One-shot – Complete.
A/N: I was trying to clean up my files and found this, mostly complete, in my “crap” folder, no idea why I put it there. Severus lives. Not beta-ed all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Not blond. Not rich. Not JKR. This is strictly for your entertainment and mine.

( The Open Door )

Title: All Better
Author: bertas
Date Written: Sept. 2011
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2400 +-
Summary: An altercation during Occlumency lessons may have sweeping repercussions for Harry and Severus. A submission to the Severus *sighs* Third Anniversary Challenge although I’m not sure it answers any of the prompts. Beta by Selkie.
Warnings: Fifth year – AU – Not HBP or DH compliant – Pre-Slash – May be considered Chan with Harry being 15 – A few bad words
Disclaimer: I don’t own them and, sadly, make no money from them.

( All Better )

Title: Only Power
Author: bertas
Date Written: Sept. 2011
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 231
Warnings: None
Summary: A drabble written for the Third Anniversary Challenge at Severus Sighs, Prompt #1: 1001 Ways to Fake Your Own Death and # 5: Things Harry did (could) not say to Severus' portrait.
A/N: Un-beta-ed.
Disclaimer: No one owns a cat, they just let us think we do.

( Only Power )

Title: Blood Oath
Author: BertaS
Date Written: Sept. 2011
Pairing: Severus / Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Summary: A drabble written for the Third Anniversary Challenge at Severus Sighs, Prompt #4: Seducing the enemy.
A/N: Un-beta-ed. The Oath part of this has been sitting in my unfinished thoughts file for a long time. This seemed to be the way to use it.
Disclaimer: Never fry bacon naked. What? No one said it had to have anything to do with my drabble. *Grin*

( Blood Oath )

Title: Normal
Author: BertaS
Date Written: July 2011
Pairing: I don’t know what happened and couldn’t stop them – Petunia/Tobias
Rating: PG maybe
Word Count: 3700
Warnings: A/U – may mention abuse nothing graphic – occasional swear words – changing POV’s
Summary: Petunia only ever wanted to be normal. What if, when things became to strange, she sought help from the only wizard she really knew?
A/N: This thing tormented me for quite a while and went through several mental drafts before I actually decided I had to write it down. I don’t know whether I like it or not.
Disclaimer: I own everything. What? Oh, well damn, alright, y’all know what I mean.

( Normal )

Title: Just Me’s Dating Profile
Author: BertaS
Pairing: ?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 528
Warnings: none really
Summary: written for the Severus *sighs* Dating Profile Challenge (6-18-11)
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

( JustMe )

Title: Dating Profile of a Potion’s Master
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus and ?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 528
Warnings: none really
Summary: written for the Severus *sighs* Dating Profile Challenge (6-14-11)
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

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