Severus Sighs

Title: Truly Incredible
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900
Warnings: None. Bah!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Lately Severus has been attracting more than his share of magical creatures.
A/N: Oh my God, I actually wrote something! Seriously, it’s been a while. Thanks to fellow mod and BFF roozetter for not giving up on me. Also, my fic is totally not going up on the last day of the fest because I just finished it. No way. That would be totally irresponsible.

( Truly Incredible )

Title: Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House-Elf
Author: gingertart50
Pairing: Severus and a house-elf (plus, most probably, his own right hand)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5000
Warnings: See pairing?
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Headmaster Snape discovers the power of house-elf magic the hard way.
A/N: Beta-ed by the incomparable lovetoseverus.
#alltheprompts. Yes, Roo and Snow are evil enablers. You tried to make it impossible this year, didn't you? Mwahaha! Well, see how well that worked out!

( Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House Elf )

Title: A Twist of Lemon
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,311
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: It all has to do with fairy tales, machinations and manipulations, the long game and the havoc a poltergeist can wreak on the best-laid of plans.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller, and she did it again. This was written for prompt number two: 2. Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition" – Maybe Severus is a hermaphrodite. Or has a third nipple or man boobs. Or a terrible skin condition. Or he's REALLY hung. #centaurSeverusFTW

( A Twist of Lemon )

Title: Why Don't PEOPLE Like Me?!
Artist: lemondropseven
Pairing: None, really.
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this art.
Summary: Snape hates Valentine's Day....and with good reason.
A/N: I used prompt 9, in which Snape is pursued by all manner of magical creatures. I had wayyyy too much fun with this. XD Watercolor, colored pencil, and ink.

( Why Don't PEOPLE Like Me?! )

Title: The Twisted Thread of Fate
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy; Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks; Severus Snape/Regulus Black; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 4.148
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus has plans, and he hasn't survived Voldemort—twice!—just to miss out on his inheritance. Too bad he has to go through so much...
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady who goes above and beyond to polish my words. This was written for prompt number </b>7.</b> Severus hates pets, small children, and nosy relatives. Too bad he'd got to navigate all of them before he can claim his magical inheritance after the war. There's also that pesky proposal he has to make on St. Valentine's Day that's ruining his life right now.

( The Twisted Thread of Fate )

Title: Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws
Author: wonderluck
Pairing: Severus/Neville
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 1900
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: A calculating Severus attends a Valentine's Day event for the unattached. Neville appears and nearly foils Severus' plans.
A/N: Based loosely on prompts 2 (Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition") and 3 (A personal ad in the Daily Prophet -- Wishful hope for finding a partner only to wind up on a date with...).

( Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws )

Title: A Change of Heart
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus-Neville, brief Severus/OFC
Rating: G
Word Count: 1648
Warnings: Angst, sweetness
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Neville comes to Hogwarts and teaches Severus by example.
Prompt: PROMPT 6: It is better to be feared than loved... Or so Severus tries to believe.
A/N: I am nothing without my betas. abrae and roozetter, I salute you!

( A Change of Heart )