mythopoeics

Okay. I just turned on the Science channel and WHO DO I SEE TALKING TO ME ABOUT SPACE? DR. GRANT! THAT'S WHO! What is he looking in space for? SPACE DINOSAURS? I am pretty sure those are not real. I mean, I'm all for believing in the impossible and dashing off on adventures, but let's get real, Dr. Grant. There are NO dinosaurs in space.

Why can't people stick to what they're good at? Why can't they just...OBSERVE DINOSAURS and ONLY dinosaurs? There's nothing out there for you in space, Dr. Grant!

In case you're lost because you've tragically never seen Jurassic Park (and it's tragic. Really. What have you been DOING all your life? A rock is not a good place to live under unless you're Patrick Star...and even then!): Dr. Grant is the paleontologist in Jurassic Park.

[Filter: Private]
At least this might make them worry less...Right?

[Filter: ALL Angels]

Alive. Sorry for not saying anything earlier. It's been ... a rough couple of days. Don't want to talk about it. Not now. Just need to spend a few days in a church, wondering what our Father is doing while we're being

[Filter: Uriel]

You're ok?

[Filter: Gabija]

Don't tell me you came and saw that. Your brother should have told you to stay home during the games.

So Mango didn't eat my curtains. I consider this a win. ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ But what I want to know is HOW DID HE LIVE WHEN I WAS GONE? Who fed him and changed his litter box? Who gave him love? （；へ：）

WHO BROKE IN AND FED MY CAT.

All I've done so far is drown my feelings in pint after pint of Ben & Jerry's.

For anyone who needs it; my office will be open through the weekend and all next week from 7am til 7pm. Walk-ins welcome. If you feel as though you need to talk about what happened, or get something off your chest, set up an appointment -- free of charge. Maybe it'll help me make a bit of sense about everything too. Or if you're not comfortable with face to face counseling you can reply to this.

And if this all sounds entirely random and weird just ignore it because that means I really am going crazy.

[ filter; aeneas ]
I don't know you or anything, or if you even really exist.
But... I'm proud of you, and I was wondering if you were okay?

Home. I hope the fire in my house in Rome didn't get put out and it caught fire Now that I'm home, I think I'm just going to bake and ignore my homework till Sunday.

[Filter: Gabriel and Samyaza]
WHERE ARE YOU?!

Okay...and calmly now. Where are you? Are you back? Are you whole? What's a girl got to do to get some information on her favorite winged boys? I have some severely backdated hugs to give. You guys made me cry. It's only right You don't even know...

I have never felt so Asian in my life. Or so full of holes. Or so covered in ink. I swear to baby Jesus I'm not normally this self-conscious

[Filter: Mary]
I need you. Are you busy? Kokabiel went home and I'm alone.

He's dead Eddie doesn't want me to be alone. Would it be really inconvenient if I came and hid under your bed or in a corner in your home or just...anywhere?

( A burst of fire )

[Filter: Angels]
Tell me you guys know some jokes. I am all about jokes right now. Anything funny. I'll even accept inappropriate but funny stories.

(added in later)

I'm sorry...you don't have to be funny. I just wish I could give you guys (well the ones I know...) hugs and make this not suck a lot. I was having a moment.

[Filter: Loki]
It's time to do your husbandly duty and tell me lots of funny things so I don't cry. I know you don't know me and I'm just some weird girl who goes on about tiaras and la la la...and I maybe sort of just trashed our room and now our servant girl or whatever the fuck she is is staring at me like I'm about to come at her with a knife...(Which I'm not)

I'd just like to think about anything but the possibility of Eddie...well...I- You do get what I mean without my having to write it down, right? I think I'll childishly have a panic attack if I actually have to write it right now.

[ filter; gladiators ]

Those who do not have previous experience wielding either a sword or spear - my name is Gabriel, look for me in the training yard and I will work with you to help as best I can. I will not let you go into this fearful and unprepared. Or doubting yourselves. For the rest; good luck, God bless you... and may the odds be ever in your favor.

[ filter; calliope ]

I pray that neither of my opponents are your family - be it true or in this time? I simply would not be able to do that to you while you watch. And are you safe?

[ filter; angels ]

Should one of us fall

[ filter; public ]

I really wanted to see Battleship. First thing I'm going to do after sitting in church for a few hours praying when we get back is see that movie. With the largest popcorn and every sugary/sour gummie candy they have. What about everyone else?

Perhaps something to look forward to will help.

SAMMY THE HELL ARE YOU?

There's something familiar about this whole thing.

I should get married when I get back. Or adopt. I vote on adoption.

I'm dead aren't I?
No that's just ridiculous why would my afterlife be

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!

THIS ISN'T
IT CAN'T

Okay cool, I'll play along until I wake up from this incredibly vivid dream. In which I'm wearing a sheet of some sort, have a sister, and am apparently married. Oh! and we own a gladiator.

If anyone sees Russell Crowe around can you point him in my direction, please?

Interested parties:

Big shock - I'm the messenger!

If there is a need to communicate with or deliver things to and from the gladiators, requests shall be entertained herein.

[Filter: Private]

This isn't New York.
This isn't 2012.


THIS IS NOT ANYWHERE I CAN BUY A PLANE TICKET MY THERAPIST ISN'T HERE
WHERE IS MICKEY
MY DOG
MY DOG ISN'T EVEN HERE I AM ALL ALONE
IN ROME
THIS
IS
NOT
RIGHT.

[Filter: Public]

WHAT IS THIS?

Seriously, one minute I'm working on house plans and now this? What the hell?

I seem to be a slave. I do not like this.

I want to say I just got super drunk, but I know that's not true cause I didn't even have any alcohol but I don't know why I am where I am!

Eddie? Eddie, where are you? I need you, please

Never ever in a million years let me make jokes about getting pregnant.

Because there's a kid next to my bed sleeping. It He has my eyes. Really. Blue and wide. And did I mention there's a man on my bed? Naked, by the way. Is anyone noticing I'm currently freaking out? No? Someone give me back my days as Second.

( Obtaining a tiara )

[ooc: backdated to the 9th]

[He was tired. It was a rare feeling to feel such exhaustion as he always found a way to collect during the day but the day had not been good and he hadn't been entirely attentive to how much he had been taking last week. Due to that neglect, it wasn't just tiredness but he felt his limbs ache, saw his skin had gone paler. The rich browns and reds of his hair had suffered and he saw a few strands of silver among them.

He resisted the urge to tear them out (not pluck, it wasn't a delicate feeling). He always selected patients who just came in to complain about something and, knowing fully well there was nothing wrong with them, he would give them a real reason to complain. But the day had seen truly sick individuals, some even canceling. With the rain, people didn't linger long and he couldn't find a way to snatch anything on his way home either.

Perhaps dinner out would afford him a chance to restore himself.]

I am hungry~ Look, I don't even lie Recommend to me a place to eat, kind strangers.

Morpheus- the laundry, mate, all I asked for was for you to do the laundry. Was it too much? Apparently. All there is to wear are leopard print trousers which are for girls - I'm on my last pair of boxer shorts and this shirt is wrinkled as-

Someone needs to go get pasta sauce from the supermarket, and there are no clothes in the apartment. This is a problem. Ty are you listening? This is a problem.

[Filter: Eddie]
JUST CAUSE YOU'RE BEING ALL CUTE AND WORRYING...I'm going to get a tiara from a strange man. I promise to stay in public places, around bright lights, and lots of people. I will have my phone (WHICH IS FULLY CHARGED!) with me and I'll call to let you know I'm not dead if you want.

[Filter: Public]
I just needed to share this. I really did.

UGHHH. I'm so tired. Now in emoticon: ∑(￣□￣)

Here's a secret: I've been spying on all of you. You're all so chummy. Doesn't it get tiring?

I watched TV the other night for the first time in a long time. And I remembered why I stopped watching. The commercials always make me wonder what the hell people were thinking. I just don't get the appeal of half of them sometimes. I guess I'm the odd ball out but that's okay.

Anyways, we have a new bartender at Nightshade. I stole him from one of the Casino's in Vegas, and he's got some flair to him. I think the ladies will enjoy him, so that's always nice.

Who wants to go out with me tonight? I am restless and would rather spend my time singing and dancing than sitting here staring at nothing but a screen.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT REQUEST!! I NEED ALL THE ANGEL DUDES! ANGELS AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW MY BROTHER (ED D'ORSAY FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE) TO TALK TO ME RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURSELVES! Coooome to meeee! I require your friendship (except Gabe, cause I already stole his friendship)! And all embarrassing information you have on my brother. Please and thank you!!

Alsoooo! I found this when I was browsing through stuff today and it made me laugh.

( you can be the peanut butter to my jelly )

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If you have any questions; about myself, the practice, or anything pertaining to relationships and all the issues that come with them ~ feel free to go ahead and ask! It's what I'm here for, after all.

And! I've actually got a question for you ~ what's your favorite romance/love song? This is mine.

Homework homework homework...SURPRISE E-MAIL! These are the events that led up to me ending up here. Umm...so where is here and who is here?

I wonder if Ed would like that I just got this e-mail and came here without mentioning it. I should care about this Oh well!

OH! I'm Léonore. Soooo....hello!