mythopoeics

Hey, did anyone see that sporting event that took place last night? It was a really good game, very tense and athletic. Those players were going all out, boy was it a sight to see. I'm just glad the team I like won, otherwise I might have had to start throwing punches in the bar where I was enjoying some brewskis with the boys.

So, who's up for some drinks later, ladies?

[filter; family (both real and mythical) and friends]
Am I acting hetero enough? I know what they do to guys like me in this day and age, I've been watching the latest season of American Horror Story.

[filter; thalia] (added later)
Darling dearest, I need a favor from you. Please.

Another episode of The Love Line aired on NYU radio, another round of angry messages in my radio station inbox. Can't say it phases me, I had a feeling last nights topic would annoy some people. Apparently, college students feel strongly about what constitutes cheating in a relationship, and feel my definition was a little on the harsh side. I'm very unforgiving on that subject, I won't deny that.

Now, have an Akiva Love Approved PSA:

Dear people -- Saying things like "Swag", or any variant thereof, does not make you sound cool, it just makes you sound like an immature asshole even if you're saying it ironically. Seriously, think before you speak, or risk sounding like a moron.

[ filter; family (aphrodite, ares, eros, aeneas, and seraphina) ]

As you're all my family in one way or another, I wanted to inform you that I'm gay, just in case you hadn't figured it out yet. I've always felt it's best to be honest about this, considering. If this is a problem for anyone, just let me know and I won't bother you any further. All I ask is that you respect me and my life choices and I'll do the same for you.

I'm having a hair dilemma. After Halloween last year when I wore that blonde wig, I've kinda been pining for blonde hair. Would it be worth it? Will my hair hate me? Will I regret it and then turn to red dye in the end?

DECISIONS, THEY ARE HARD.

[ Marriage. It had been on Aphrodite's mind since they had returned from Zurvan. Which by itself was odd, in reference to Ares, as she had always been content with the title of consort. So long as Ares was hers; she was happy. But to be married finally seemed like such an enthralling path to embark on with him -- even if it only counted as mortals. They were pretty much at that point, unofficially. And she loved his human daughter, Alice. In a lot of ways the young girl reminded Aphrodite of their own daughter, Harmonia.

Heck part of her was just curious to see how he'd react to the subject of marriage. They were long past hiding their relationship, obviously, and neither had significant-mortal-others to answer to. Except for her estranged husband but he was a loser and a half who had crawled into some hole somewhere. So, rationally, Ares really didn't have any reason to avoid the subject or get annoyed. Which naturally led her to decide to make a game out of it. Game meaning she'd ask him a question or two and if he answered wrong he'd sleep on the couch for a month. ]

[ filter; ares ]
How much do you love me?

[ filter; children ]
Lovelies, I say we go buy your father a new wardrobe because while we were stuck in that alternate universe Zurvan he looked damn good in uniform and he needs more suits. Aeneas you don't have to go if you don't want, I imagine shopping isn't at the top of your favorites list. But we do need to spend more time together, Sweetie ♥

Also, what do you all think about planning a trip to Hawaii for Christmas??

[ filter; public ]
It's October next week, there's no avoiding it and it's never too early -- what is everyone thinking about for Halloween costumes?

Last year I went as a stewardess because I was in love with Pan Am, but I hate repeats. If I can't decide I could always be lazy and just throw a top and shorts on and carry my board around to be a surfer, but then I have to lug that around a party.

[Filter: Everyone but Menelaus]

I love the beach~ ♥ First time in Hawaii but hopefully not the last. There is nothing better than family time, I mean real family. Which reminds me...


Thor. Oh brrrrrrrooooooother. ♥

It's the time of the year when everything starts to die. Isn't it wonderful? Do you know what else is wonderful? Halloween. I've decided to dress up as Spock. Live long and prosper. Why? Because I can and haven't since I was 20. Besides, I think I need a change from gore.

... ... ... ...

I think I might be sick.

Quick! Someone take my temperature! Where's a doctor when you need one?!


N'kay. Enough of that. It's time to get serious. Friends, family, I'm ...wait for it... Phobetor. Or Edward. I've come out of the darkness to fill your world with light and laughter. Or was I supposed to say I've come in from the light to fill your world with darkness and screaming? Either way, you're welcome! :D

Girls, girls, girls...

I don't know about the rest of the male population, but I don't like it when you glob all that eyeliner on. I want to see your eyes, not a black hole. And don't try too hard. Because it looks like you're desperate. When you're in your early 20s, you don't need to be desperate.

I'm saying this, because my friend made me go out this Friday night to a club where we were meeting two girls. One of them had the caked on makeup, the 'I'm going to shove my boobs in your face' shirt, and was constantly hanging off my friend. The other? I didn't even know she had makeup on until I caught her in the right light, her clothes were simple yet sexy, and she held her own.

I've already called her back. Meanwhile, my friend hasn't even touched his phone.

Hi. I'm Ryan. I'm a mechanic. Own my own shop and everything. It's nothing exciting.

[Filter: Angrboða]
Thought I'd try you first. You might remember me as Fenrir. Are you even here?

I just wanted to say hey. So...

Hey.

[FILTERED TO EROS AND ANTEROS]

You kids need anything, you let me know.

[/filtered]

God, it feels good to be back at work properly.  I think my daughter has a bit of a crush on Euterpe's brother though. She's constantly talking about him.  Euterpe, please talk to him and explain she's a bit of a troublemaker.

I love getting into debates with idiots, it's by far one of my favorite things about the whole college experience. This one was rather epic too, if I do say so myself. It started out being about how women claim they want nice guys but go for douchewaffles, then morphed into a discussion about homophobia (I hate the word homophobia; you're not scared, you're just an asshole who can't accept things that make you uncomfortable), gay rights and peoples' perceptions of gay marriage (this letter/op-ed piece should be required reading for everyone), and ended with me explaining to a dipshit classmate that calling me a 'fruit' isn't as insulting as he thinks it is because everyone loves fruit.

Thankfully, I was able to keep things classy, though I think my poor opponent had no idea what he was up against. He seemed to assume I would fall apart over his repeated insults, when the opposite happened. Victory is sweet.

[ He's all smiles when the feed turns on, and maybe a little too hopeful for his own good. ]

When did school get so goddamn boring? I've never been in a place with so many people eager to learn. Take me back to high school please. Or better yet, why don't all of you fine people give me the dirt on this place?

Who loves who, who doesn't love who. Affairs, orgies, virgins, whatever it is, I want to hear it. Just please don't tell me about your vacation homes or pets, unless it has to do with sex. Pretty sure if the latter comes out of anyone I'm going to have to single you out as Zeus. And what haven't we been through together?

I'm itching to get some sparks flying already, so if it makes you feel more comfortable reply anonymously or send me a private message. You can definitely trust me with your secrets, and know, that I know what I'm talking about. [ Yeah right. ]

I think there will be a fair few of you convinced you need my help when you figure out who I am. You can call me Reese, or Eros, if you insist. Hell I'll take Cupid, even if the name brings to mind images of fat kids flying butt naked with wings obviously not designed to support that kind of body weight.

I'd like to interrupt this program for a special announcement: tomorrow is Wear It Purple Day. You are being invited to wear something purple all day long in support of beautiful, amazing people. I'm going to hand out a couple wristbands near campus tomorrow, so if you're near Washington Square Park, find me outside! Guess what I'll be wearing? ♥

So come out and wear some fancy purple clothes! I'm going all out. I'll be the purplest girl who ever purpled. Well, with the except of Violet Beauregarde.

( problems and problems )

[ filter; freyja ]

The girl. Our girl. They threw her here.

[ / ]

[ filter; elaine & visible to Aphrodite ]

There'll be a new addition to the house. Don't freak out.

[ / ]

Got back home in one piece. Random notice.

Overheard in my Psychology of Social Behavior class: If I had a penis I’d name it The Plot and every time I got a boner I’d turn to the person closest to me and just whisper the plot thickens. I laughed at that far too hard for anyone to consider me mature.

What is it about being in college that brings out the morons of the population? You'd think, being a graduate student at an institution of higher learning would cut down on the rampant idiocy one normally faces, but no, you'd be wrong. At least there's some attractive people in my classes, since there's nothing I like more than hot people with easily solved personal problems.

Hrm, I should probably introduce myself. Akiva Love, graduate student at NYU, studying Psychology. You might know me from the wildly successful radio show 'The Love Line', and those of you who know my sister Seraphina can rest assured that I'm just as adorable and amazing as she claims.

Originally I was thinking party but now I'm thinking I'll just sit in the living room and play video games.

And drink.

A lot.

Ridiculous amounts. I miss my son

I've never been so grateful for Starbucks. That was a fun time but I can't say I'd want to do it again. Well, I'm sure you all know what I mean by that.

[ filter; ares ]
My apartment. Now ♥

This place is a load of fucking bullshit. Married to Athena. It couldn't even be a sibling I can tolerate? Or one who is fun to pick on? Forced to sneak around with the woman I actually love because of some fucked up family duty. Bullfuckingshit. I am done with that

At least there is a war going on. War I can do. Maybe she'll get lucky and I'll make her a widow.

[Filter: Zurvan family + Raven]

Not saying I like what the kids did but going to try to be more sane for a moment. So. What do we do now?


Oh. For the record, being related to Aphrodite is up there on my list of top ten 'DO NOT WANT EVER AGAIN'. Sorry, Aeneas. Just getting that out of the way.

[Filter: Hermione]

Honey?

[Filter: Helen]

Know who you are by now?

[Filter: Castor]

I miss you, Camelot is boring with you. I'll be home soon, but you will come with me, right? We cannot live apart.

[Filter: Hector's family]

It is so very nice to have met you all, I really hope my visit isn't an intrusion or imposition. Unless you're- ...

[Filter: Hector]

♥ Are you pleased, darling?

[ filter; helen ]
One year, Helen.

[ filter; menelaus, aphrodite & aeneas ]
I have a confession to make.

[ filter; siblings ]
I miss you all dearly, even if you can be little hellions at times. Not being around for endless opportunities to tease you and rightfully make your lives more difficult is starting to weigh on me though. We need to fix this.


[ filter; public ]
Such a gorgeous day out surprisingly; which means the night is likely to be even more so - it'd be a shame to have to spend it alone..


[ filter; ares ]
Darling, I need to see you. And not just for the night -- stay the weekend if you can? Make up some excuse about your men so she doesn't suspect anything. Or just leave your wife altogether, so it can be just you and I finally.

Really didn't feel like going off to some.

Probably not the best place to speak of this.

Seriously, who knows why this war started to begin with? Wash the laundry in the house like the rest of us.

My youngest suddenly asked to learn how to handle a sword. And not the boys, mind you. But now that she asked, the other two are all up for it. I think I need to hide every kitchen knife just in case.

[PRIVATE]
All this waiting around is making me want to kill someone.

[PRIVATE; GALAHAD]
Being that my position and temperament does not allow me much involvement in whatever talks may be going on, I would like to ride out to the border and check on the men. If you require nothing more of me, of course.

[PRIVATE; APHRODITE]
Are you busy tonight?

[Filter: Helen]

You know I love you more than words could ever say, don't you? Thanks. For being here. I will make it up to you. Starting with getting some proper food for you delivered in here. And we'll take a trip, ok? I swear to whatever God there is I'll make you feel loved cared for beyond reason and that's only the goddamn tip of things.

You are a good wife, Helen. In your own way, you are a good wife.


Can you get me more pudding?

[Filter: Hermione]

I think you need to speak with your mother at last, darling. After everything that's happened, life's way too messed up for you to be scared of meeting with her.

[Filter: Public]

Sorry if I scared any folks. Should be all good soon.

[Aphrodite gave a long languid stretch as she woke up and yawned softly, able to feel a warm body against her back. She carefully rubbed the sleep from the corners of her eyes before turning over somewhat to look at Ares still sound asleep beside her. They had spent the weekend together catching up and simply ignoring the world around them in exchange for each others company. Only now, it was finally time to resume their mortal responsibilities. Yet another reason to hate Mondays. With a smug, satisfied smile on her face she sighed contently and reached over to grab her cellphone from the nightstand.]

Morning, darlings ♥ ♥ ♥ While I don't remember everything just yet, I've got a good majority of it under my cestus and can I just say... it's wonderful some so many are all here.

Today's random question; what would be your ideal romantic getaway and why?

[ filter; aeneas ]
My beautiful, darling boy! I'm sorry you were put through that in Rome, but I am so proud of you!

Moving a business is a clusterfuck of paperwork and a pain in my ass. It's finally done though so thank the fuck for that. Abernathy Securities is open for business here in the great city of New York. Anyway, anyone looking for work, I could use an assistant.

I'm Henry, used to be called Ares. You see a tiny grumpy seven year old running around, that's Alice. Yes, she's always like that. No, it doesn't bother me.

All I've done so far is drown my feelings in pint after pint of Ben & Jerry's.

For anyone who needs it; my office will be open through the weekend and all next week from 7am til 7pm. Walk-ins welcome. If you feel as though you need to talk about what happened, or get something off your chest, set up an appointment -- free of charge. Maybe it'll help me make a bit of sense about everything too. Or if you're not comfortable with face to face counseling you can reply to this.

And if this all sounds entirely random and weird just ignore it because that means I really am going crazy.

[ filter; aeneas ]
I don't know you or anything, or if you even really exist.
But... I'm proud of you, and I was wondering if you were okay?

[filter; greeks]
To my sisters: I wish you the best of luck. You are Zeus' daughters. Be strong, be courageous. And if death should claim you, remember it is not permanent.

To the rest, I offer the same advice. Be well.

I'm dead aren't I?
No that's just ridiculous why would my afterlife be

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!

THIS ISN'T
IT CAN'T

Okay cool, I'll play along until I wake up from this incredibly vivid dream. In which I'm wearing a sheet of some sort, have a sister, and am apparently married. Oh! and we own a gladiator.

If anyone sees Russell Crowe around can you point him in my direction, please?

So this is a new place I've never seen before. Not the city, no, I've lived here for the past ten years. Yes, it took me this long to find this little community. I suppose I should introduce myself hm?

I had the most spectacular day today. On my way from work I was crossing the street when I was hit by a reckless driver. I toppled over, rolled over his car before landing. The woman was kind enough to check on me, but I think she got a little scared when she saw that I was fine. Then she started carrying on about how God must be looking out for me. Ha, how amusing, God looks out for me, a small time business man, but turns his backs on those who really need him.

Anyway, so that wasn't the second time I've been hit by a car. The first time happened five years ago, and boy was that fun! Don't get any ideas though, I may be practically indestructible, but that doesn't mean I need all of you running me over with your cars.

Or actually, please do. I think it would be hilarious!

[Filtered to the angels, the fallen, grigori, and the demons]

glub glub glub
I want lobster, I want crabs, I want fishes
please deliver

glub glub glub.
I want octopus, I want squid, and some whale would be nice
glub glub glub.

Kidding!

[filter; visible to all greeks]

It feels as though it's time to do a headcount again. Children, brothers, sisters - who is here? My daughters - it's been far too long since we've had dinner together so pencil me in for Thursday evening. I look a fright but I hope you'll put up with me, nonetheless

[filter; blackwells]

If someone could explain to me why Reza and Dante thought it necessary each to bestow a black eye on me, I would appreciate it greatly.

Aloha everyone! My name is Kallista Martin, I just settled into my new apartment this weekend ~ I'm originally from Oahu and relocated to your lovely city to open up a brand new office on Academy Street. I'm a sex therapist and matchmaker. We're accepting appointments and our hours are 9am to 6pm. Additionally, if anyone is looking for a job we could use a front desk receptionist! Must be 18 or older; please reply to this post if interested.

If you have any questions; about myself, the practice, or anything pertaining to relationships and all the issues that come with them ~ feel free to go ahead and ask! It's what I'm here for, after all.

And! I've actually got a question for you ~ what's your favorite romance/love song? This is mine.