mythopoeics

[They had been staring at each other for six minutes now, not blinking. The little fairy was just beating it's wings, staring at the giant and probably studying him. Sure Raphael figured that he was going a little crazy, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to appreciate his crazy while it was around. The fairy seemed just as content to study as he was though. Every time he had tried to talk to it, he couldn't understand a thing it said, so after a while he gave up. It sort of seemed like she understood though. Was it a she? He didn't know how to ask without coming across like an ass.

Finally he blinked, which seemed to make the fairy pleased. Like she had won or something. He kind of smiled back and then went into the kitchen to grab some food and offer it to the little fairy. Just as he turned around to find her, he realized that she wasn't there. A second later he felt a sharp stabbing pain in his earlobe.

The fairy had bitten him. On the ear. This was so weird. He went to his keyboard and typed.]

Is anyone else's fairy teething? They like to play staring games too. Oh and does anyone know how to tell a boy fairy from a girl fairy or do they not have genders? I don't want to insult anyone.

Do you guys still celebrate birthdays? Mortal birthdays I mean. Since some of us weren't exactly born.

Mine's in a couple of weeks and I don't know if I should celebrate. I like parties though.

Everyone, I need your help -- especially yours, uncle CuCu! My uncle said I could get a puppy, but it can't be anything yappy! So I need help picking out the most awesomest puppy ever, okay?

I can't get anything that grows too big because we live in an apartment, and my future doggie needs to get along with little dorks like my cousin Charlie, okay?

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Is this thing on? I thought I'd see if anyone can read this.

( mini-log ; unleash the horses. )

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Does anyone know a brand of effective tranquilizers sleeping pills?

The weather is turning cooler, and that means that winter is coming (no, this isn't a Game of Thrones post). I encourage everyone to buy some hand sanitizer and always use it when you're touching pubilc things like doorknobs and using the restroom. Also stock up on medicines. I know most people wait until they're sick to go to the store, but all you're doing is spreading germs around and getting the person behind the counter sick.

Drink plenty of fluids when you get sick. This doesn't mean gulp down soft drinks or gatorade. Buy some orange juice and drink that like your life depends on it. Rest. This doesn't mean resting in front of your computer while you look at the internet and make cat macros. Get some actual rest. Sleep. You'll feel better. Try not to get other people sick, that's rude.

If anyone needs anything, my shop is having a sale, half off cold remedies until October. I'm always willing to consult with people, if they need it.