t w o I'm dead aren't I? No that's just ridiculous why would my afterlife be
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!
THIS ISN'T IT CAN'T
Okay cool, I'll play along until I wake up from this incredibly vivid dream. In which I'm wearing a sheet of some sort, have a sister, and am apparently married. Oh! and we own a gladiator.
If anyone sees Russell Crowe around can you point him in my direction, please?