The Exam: IC Community

Too many of these assholes are failing the what would you name this dog test. If you've met any locals who aren't LAME, tell them to come by the clinic and adopt a fucking puppy. Or try to anyway. I mean, maybe everybody in this town is just a plant and this is all some kind of screwed up test, but I'm still not handing these dogs over to anyone who can't even pick a decent name.

This snow reminds me of home.

[EDDIE]
I haven't heard from you for a while. Still in one piece?

WHO: Lucifer Morningstar (and open)
WHAT: Lucifer fills in for a shift
WHEN: Day 7, morning
WHERE: Café Tropical
RATING: Low, probably
STATUS: Open to anyone who might want to be waited on by the devil.

( What? It's not as if I'm cooking your food. )

Pan and I want to make these:

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Does anyone know how to make them?

WHO: Nadia, MJ & Hermione (open to anyone else that wants to play Bingo?)
WHAT: Bingo Prank
WHEN: Day 6, evening
WHERE: Town Hall
RATING: Low
STATUS: In progress

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You know, with the limits put on this town, and the fact we can't leave it, it's not all that much different than the house we were all in. Has anyone considered the possibility that these tasks we're being told to do are just ... distractions?

Hey hey! Does anyone want to go play Bingo with me tonight at the town hall? I hear there's some great prizes!

Sup.

So Canada, eh? Guess I'll take the hockey jersey. No way I'm wearing those dresses.

I'm Michelle. Just call me MJ. It's easier.

So I promised I'd come through on a party for all you haunted house people + other randos, and here I am. Announcing that there will be a little Harvestfest going on in Mutt's barn tonight, after the modern art show or whatever it is no one let David in there in gallerist mode, he'll lose his shit. Free food, moonshine, actual legit wine, water and soda for those practicing teetotalism, and mingling! Don't get sloppy and wait til you get back to your rooms for drunken trips to pound town, though I guess if you're desperate a dark corner works.

See you there!

Why.

DAY 4; LATE AFTERNOON/EVENING RONAN LYNCH ✦ BLUE SARGENT ✦ NADIA VAN DYNE RONAN & BLUE HIDE SOMETHING STINKY IN NADIA’S ROOM BUT DON’T ESCAPE IN TIME GOOFY PROBABLY COMPLETE

( This might be my masterpiece. )

WHO: Nadia Van Dyne & Whoever wants to open their door (Open to multiple!)
WHAT: Door to door salesman!
WHEN: Afternoon, day 4
WHERE: The Rosebud Motel
RATING: Low
STATUS: In progress, open to volunteers for short interactions :D

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Who the hell's been messing with my phone?

[Filtered to Red Team]
Hello, Red Team! I wanted to start by saying that we're currently in FIRST place and that wouldn't be possible without the help of our talented pranksters! So let's take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Harley, Ivy, Bucky, Raven, Hermione, Steve with the good hair, Charlie (and his helpers!) and Markus. Extra thanks to Harley for participating both days so far! You are a real champ. I also want to apologize for the inconvenience of the spotty network connections last night. I've restored everything to normal today. Hooray!

For everyone who hasn't participated yet, don't worry. You can continue to sit out if you prefer. However, if you're looking for ways to jump in still, feel free to comment here if you feel more comfortable collaborating with somebody else, or need a bit of help getting started. If you just don't have it in you to be a prankster but want other way to contribute to the team, maybe you can do something like make matching team buttons or neat hats. I could also use some help coming up with an official team name that we can vote on. Maybe some sort of acronym for RED? Share your thoughts!

And also a reminder, I'm sure nobody has been purposefully intending to harm or harass anyone, but please continue to keep in mind the no bullying policy! There's been some complaints on the network of people that do not wish to participate in the games, and that's fine, we shouldn't question their reasoning. Just be respectful! :)

Umm and finally, have a nice day. I can do a coffee run for anybody who suffered last night from the caroling. More energy for revenge!

You lot are nuttier than trail mix. I feel like I need to introduce myself as Beyoncé just to fit in. But I'm trying this thing where I get to be me I'm a little less full of it first thing, so. I'm Jordan.

It's funny, I knew this bloke who played this video game called Fallout. I remember because he wouldn't shut up about it. Anyway, there was this company in the game that made fallout shelters, but they were proper villains, so all the shelters were secretly twisted experiments on the people they convinced to live in them.


I hope I've got a good test subject name, that's all I'm saying. Exhibit J, maybe. Makes me sound like a DJ.

[OOC: There are stealthy Call Down the Hawk spoilers in here, just fyi.]

I keep hearing random animal noises, and they don't seem to be any locally native species. Has anyone else experienced this?

[NADIA, PETER, MARKUS, EDDIE]
I'm afraid my audio sensors may be glitching? Or perhaps my programming is faulty again?

There's a special place in hell for people who use glitter as a weapon.

[Avengers (All Universes)]

I think I found some information about what's keeping all of us here.

I have to admit, I'm still really confused about...well...all of this really. But it seems like it could be fun. And definitely better than some other things. And hey, this isn't even my first time in another world, if that's what this is, so...yeah

I'm Quentin. Quentin Coldwater.

orange team.

I guess just let me know if there's anything I can do to help. Uh, it's nice to meet you all.

eliot.

Have I mentioned I'm glad you're here? And I'm especially glad we're on the same team for this thing. I'd hate to have to absolutely destroy you.