The Exam: IC Community

I realize that some of you may not be interested in supporting a rebellion for a variety of reasons, be it the potential cost to you personally, the fear of retaliation, or the fact that you rolled on a bunch of us and you don't want us all to find out. And ind i'm not here to convince you. Your decisions are your own.

But for those of you who aren't interested in slowly starving to death in a Soviet Christmas Prison, I have a plan.

I think we've all noticed by now that most of the weapons we've been able to gather have been glorified gardening supplies. But those of us who've been to the yulelag all know that the prison has a pretty massive cache of axes and sharpeners. I think the move here is for as many of us as possible to go where the weapons are, and fight our way out.

I'll just come right out and say that I turned in several of you, I do not regret it, and I'd do it again.

Would all of you be interested in learning the names of the informants?

If anyone would be so kind, I am searching for a place to stay or alternatively have my name reported to the authorities. Either is acceptable.

[Filtered Against Soviets]
I've drawn out detailed maps of the yulelag including guard locations and rotation schedules, defenses, and weaknesses. If anyone wants them, do with them as you will.

WHO: Connor & Lucifer
WHAT: A heart to heart between an android and the devil
WHEN: Day 6. Early morning, before the day really started
WHERE: Starting outside but that's too cold so then Connor's room
RATING: Low
STATUS: Complete

( He also wasn't often rendered speechless, but this had done the trick. )

Okay so I just got here and I'm like 99.9% certain that I'm hallucinating the shit outta this or maybe I hit my head too hard on the last job.

Also? I am not feeling this cold, in the slightest.

I'm beginning to hate snow.

[FILTERED FROM IRMA/SOVIETS]
Anyone else getting tired of this place and want to do something about it?

[ZEMO]
Markus says you have spoken about a trade?

WHO: Peggy & Lucifer
WHAT: Conversations while chopping down trees.
WHEN: Backdated. Day 4. Afternoon
WHERE: Yulelag
RATING: Low
STATUS: Complete

( You're going to take your chances that the exit will take you back to your life? )

Have no fear, the devil's here.

Hope you didn't miss me too much.

[Connor]
Tell me you have some charge left in that spare battery... I'm not sure how else to help Dolores.

[Zemo]
Hello, again.

[Ava]
Ho ho ho to you too. Miss me?

HARGREEVES - MINUS KLAUS

Klaus showed up to the room. He ended up running away after freaking out the minute he saw me. He doesn't seem mentally or emotionally okay, which I know is kind of regular Klaus, but I don't know. I'm still worried. Can someone please make sure he's okay?

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

I know you can't see this right now, but you're an ass

WHO: Dolores & Lucifer
WHAT: Cutting down trees, dealing with captivity and low energy.
WHEN: Morning, Day 3
WHERE: The Yulelag
RATING: Low.
STATUS: Complete

( We each deserve to choose our fate. )

WHO: Allison Hargreeves & Lucifer Morningstar
WHEN: Room 3, Day 1
WHERE: Lucifer's doorway and then Allison & Five's place
WHAT: Lucifer is drinking, so Allison goes to scold him and then they both end up drinking together anyway
TRIGGERS: Mentions of death and general bad family experiences on both sides

( But if you need anything, there's a guy… There's always a guy. Usually that guy is me. )

Sewing these doll clothes reminds me how my father would ask when I would give him grandchildren.

I used to think maybe someday. Now I realize how lucky I was that I never did.

[Private to Connor & Markus]
I'm trying to work something out. I'm conflicted over it, but I've mostly made up my mind. But I think it's fair you both know too, because I don't want to feel like I'm working behind your backs.

WHO: Peggy Carter and Lucifer Morningstar
WHAT: Conversations at work, making dolls and painting blocks
WHEN: Day Two, Morning
WHERE: The Arstotzka Christmas Toy Factory
RATING: Low
STATUS: Complete

( Some child is going to have a delightfully pathetic Christmas with these. )

I don't think I should have to go to work if Christmas is against my religion.

And I do mean my religion. In that I have a legitimate ownership interest in said religion.

My name is Dan... and I would be incredibly grateful if someone would come get this alcohol and take it somewhere away from me. Anywhere away.

Generally just... away. Is what I'm getting at.

This peppermentmint "Juice" is delicious.

I'm surprised they didn't gives us vodka. Maybe they're keeping the good stuff for themselves. Bas


[Dolores]
Better not stab me here!

WHO: Kylo Ren and Lucifer Morningstar
WHAT: Roommate bonding time
WHEN: Day One - Afternoon
WHERE: Room 35
RATING: Drinking and some minor violence
STATUS: Complete

( If Lucifer had any more of that foul beverage, Kylo was going to take some of his roommate’s ration box and convince Lucifer that he had eaten them himself while he was plastered. )

Well that's an oopsie doodle dandy.

Hi, I'm Kobik! Where do I get more chocolatey eggs?

Yeah, no. How do we get back to the other place?