DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: Rhys 🐉

[1] Rhys
[2] How are you doing?
[...]
[3] I think I've upset Lumos

@roguemomstaffer: Since I had to leave the Ministry and go into hiding, anonymity seems futile. Hi everybody. Percy Weasley here. And like I've been saying for months, your republic is under attack.
@roguemomstaffer: Want an example? This morning's [LINK] show with Minister Thicknesse. Something smells off, right? Besides the SMELL OF BURNING TECHNOLOGY (which is really bad for you, by the way) ...
@roguemomstaffer: Well, I know what it is. I've been hypothesizing for months that the Minister has been under the Imperius Curse. I watched him seem comatose, spend hours in his office in meetings, tow a party line he historically did not support.
@roguemomstaffer: But it's been recently confirmed to me that my fears are validated. I watched one person in particular visit the Minister's office more than anyone else. I dealt with Bellatrix Lestrange's Cruciatus Curse because of his direction.
@roguemomstaffer: Pius Thicknesse is currently under the Imperius Curse and that curse is being held by Corban Yaxley.
@roguemomstaffer: PS I hope you're listening to international media. My husband tells it like it is, too. [LINK]

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Marshmallows?
[2] What a comeback. Honestly. 👏👏👏

( Hooter DMs to Rhys Cadwallader )

( Hooter DMs to Madeline Savage )

( Omail to Percy Weasley & Oliver Wood )

( wiztagram )

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Rhys
[2] Rhys Rhys Rhys
[3] Have they got any sherbet at the shop
[4] It's so hot :(
[5] I love you!

TO: Baz, Rhys (Group)

[1] We're sending another package in a couple of days
[2] Do you need anything?
[3] Or just surprises

TO: Dafydd, Rhys (Group)

[1] How's France?
[2] Have you got the accent down yet
[3] And do you need anything from Rio? We're sending a package

TO: Grace, Rhys (Group)

[1] Grace
[2] Rhys has an embarrassing puffin story that he definitely doesn't want getting out
[3] So you should definitely ask him about it

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi, Rhys (Group)

[1] Hey guys
[2] How have you been?
[x] We haven't heard anything too terrible lately and
[3] When is school done? It's got to be getting soon, right?

TO: St. Mungo's Administration <admin@stmungos.mag>
CC: Max, Clement <cmax@stmungos.mag>
FROM: Ollivander, Imogen <imo.llivander@wmail.mag>

SUBJECT: URGENT: CAN'T COME IN TODAY

Or ever again. I hereby resign from my position as Healer (Spell Damage) effective immediately on account of the fact that the hospital administration is corrupt and cowardly enough to continue upholding the employment of an actual Death Eater.

My end of year review feedback on Clement Max is: 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 out of 5 stars for professional conduct, management, and interpersonal skills.

Kind Regards,
Imogen C. Ollivander
Healer (Spell Damage)
NOT ST. MUNGO'S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND MURDER

( wiztagram )

FROM: Unknown Number
TO: Jasper

[1] hey, it’s Maddie
[2] I have some news on Flick’s murderer

FROM: Unknown Number
TO: Lakshmi

[1] hey it’s Maddie
[2] last time we went drinking your first cocktail was [blah]
[3] if you were feeling at all a tiny bit bad about Keat’s death
[4] don’t!

@Anonymous: Wizarding Britain, we hacked the Department of Mysteries in late March.
@Anonymous: The aftermath of the clash between DEs and the OOTP left your systems vulnerable to our breach.
@Anonymous: We found extensive research into death, love, and prophecies.
@Anonymous: Do you know what we didn't find?
@Anonymous: The study that supposedly justified the MRC's existence and actions.
@Anonymous: There is no evidence that magical ability must be passed from parent to child.
@Anonymous: There was never even a study in the first place.
@Anonymous: We invite any rogue Unspeakables out there to confirm.

TO: Violet

[1] I had my mother film a video, I hope that's all right.
[2] Some of it's in Danish. She wanted to sing a lullaby.
[3] I uploaded that one, and two others. But you'll see that.

TO: Vic

[1] Happy birthday.
[2] Let's go do something.

TO: [Rhys & Nora's friends and family incl. Former Aurors]

[1] I hope you're all doing well
[2] Nora, Pea, Carrot, and I miss you all
[3] I'm doing much better, thank you for the well wishes!
[4] Since I'm not there to make you hot chocolate in person, here's a couple of pick-me-ups:
[5] [a link to a playlist of some of his favourite relaxing symphonies and a link to a digital copy of a very long and very thorough book on Japanese defensive magic that he found interesting]
[6] Best wishes, R.

TO: Dafydd & Baz [separately]

[1] [a nice photo of Nora, Rhys, Pea, and Carrot looking alive, well, and happy and waving at the camera]
[2] All of our love! Hope you are well!

( Omail to Percy Weasley )

( Omail to Charlie Weasley )

( Wizta from Cadwallapuffs )

TO: Chelsea, Baz, Jeremy, Owen, Angelina

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

TO: Rhys Cadwallader & Nora Cadwallader

[1] It's JMD, hey.
[2] Heard about you, R.
[3] Shocking news aside, you're all okay?

@DeathEatersOfficial: Good evening @rogueaurors and @ootp, my friends and I have a gift for thee
@DeathEatersOfficial: Great fun was had on this night, by us, but I fear we've left our locations a bit of a muss
@DeathEatersOfficial: Each of the following photos have been geo-tagged with the location of a... I suppose let's call it a gift bag
@DeathEatersOfficial: If you hurry some may be still alive; only you can give them the chance to thrive
@DeathEatersOfficial: But only if you rush and do not delay, the clock is ticking. Ándale! Ándale!

These dope rhymes are followed up with several hoots of the photos of every crime scene from here. There are definitely some bodies that are deceased, as well as some people who still are moving but injured (wizard photos!).

TO: Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️

[1] i'm going to collapse and die on the couch
[2] don't let toby gnaw on my corpse

TO: Jez 😍

[1] nora and rhys are safe in brazil
[2] everything else is shit
[3] how's your night going?

TO: Johnny D

[1] Hi!
[2] Everything's good right now
[3] Well, I have good news
[4] Are you sitting down?

@ArRhysCdwlldr: We apologise for the previous content; this account is no long run by Death Eaters and the following video is safe to watch:
@ArRhysCdwlldr:

( [video posted to this Hooter] )

@ArRhysCdwlldr: #TheEndOfEndOfAnAuror #MAXimumJERK #AVERYbadperson

TO: Cai

[1] So don’t faint or anything but
[2] I’m at the grocery store

TO: Unknown Number [MADDIE'S BURNER]

[1] I'm home.
[2] Don't tell me where you are, just lmk if you're safe.

TO: Baz, Jeremy [Group Hext]

[1] Jeremy, are you busy right now?
[2] I need help with something
[3] Everything's okay

TO: Dafydd

[1] Please call me when you get this
[2] I need to talk to you
[3] It's important

Later:
TO: Grace

[1] Hey
[2] Are you free? I need to talk to you

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi [Group Hext]

[1] I saw something on the journals
[2] Lakshmi, are you alright?
[3] Are both of you alright?

TO: Alicia Anastasia 🐢

[1] Hey, you around?

TO: Dante

[1] I'm so sorry about Keats.
[2] I just turned on my phone for the first time since Sunday night.
[3] I don't even know what to say.
[4] But I'm talking to you like you requested in your hexts.

( Excerpts from The Seeing Eye )