DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@rogueaurors: Gawain Robards believed we could do better.
@rogueaurors: He was a veteran of the First Wizarding War, and (imho) one of his finest achievements was arresting Bellatrix Lestrange. She cut him down as he reminded us the rule of law and democracy should be the only way we effect change.
@rogueaurors: The Death Eaters have stolen that from us. They've overrun the Ministry, installing themselves and their puppets and 'allies'. Corban Yaxley mocks the office he used to serve by continuing to claim he's an "Auror" when we all know the truth.
@rogueaurors: That doesn't mean we give up. It doesn't mean we have given up.
@rogueaurors: "If you want to rebel, rebel from inside the system. That's much more powerful than rebelling outside the system."
@rogueaurors: Stay safe, Britain. But don't stay idle.

@weasleyww: As you may or may not have heard correctly, there was indeed a large explosion at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in Diagon Alley late last Monday, March 5th.
@weasleyww: We apologize for the slow update, but all employees and residents made it out safely. No customers were harmed.
@weasleyww: While the DMLE might not give a puffskin's turd about the real terrorists these days, we know that this was the work of Death Eaters. Guess they not only hate Muggleborns, but also FUN!! What a shock.
@weasleyww: Unfortunately the damage was extensive enough we are having to close our Diagon location until further notice, and will be on a bit of a hiatus while we recover and recoup. But don't you worry, humour-lovers of Wizarding Britain!
@weasleyww: This isn't the last of us. We're way too stubborn for that. Stay tuned for future updates.

TO: D. Wiggs

[1] So
[2] Not sure what to say really
[3] You alright?

TO: Barnaby

[1] Hey
[2] You heard the news from last night yet?

To: Amy

Call me as soon as you have a minute

To: Grace

Please come over

TO: Keaton + Cai [GROUP HEXT]

[1] holy fucking shit being on the run with a toddler is both incredibly boring and
[2] super maddening
[3] don’t have kids, it’s a terrible idea

@ThePitch: We may not be on the air anymore, but we're not gone
@ThePitch: Unfortunately we're reporting to the Quidditch community the death of Keaton Flitney in the early hours of last morning
@ThePitch: We would like to take a moment to remember Keaton Flitney's contributions both on and off the pitch and all he did for the Sport
@ThePitch: [long list of Keaton's accomplishments and charitable work]

TO: Jez 💞

[1] hypothetically
[2] how do you feel about brazil
[3] and/or moving to brazil