DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: Bets 📰✏️

[1] The good part about today is that all chocolates are wicked cheap!
[2] 🎉

TO: Little Sister 👧🏻

[1] Lay it on me
[2] How long are you going to mock me for this?

TO: Hestia 🏃🏽‍♀️

[1] Lol Idek what happened
[2] I owe you lunch

TO: Lucrezia Borgin

[1] Were you at the party yesterday?

TO: Lumos

[1] Hi
[2] How are you?
[3] I am so sorry
[4] Something very weird happened yesterday

TO: Cai

[1] H

TO: Nora

[1] Hey
[2] How was your Valentine’s Day?

TO: Lee

[1] Two things:
[2] Can we not speak about yesterday?
[3] But also, what happened yesterday?

To: Graham 😍😘😍 Montague 💀

[1] Delete my number fuckface
[2] WTF did you do to me yesterday?

To: 😇ina Johnsley

[1] Vday do over?

To: Alicia

[1] How are you?

TO: Jasper

[1] sorry i didn't give you a head's up
[2] about not coming home last night
[3] you alright?

TO: Lakshmi

[1] so that was weird

@starbeaks: We'd like to apologise for the love potion in yesterday's confidence boosting strawberry honey caramel syrup. The employee responsible has been dealt with and reported to the DMLE!
@starbeaks: Love is a many Splenda® thing, but Starbeaks doesn't condone the use of potions to acheive it!
@starbeaks: Bring in yesterday's receipt for a free coffee and scone on us!

TO: hubby 💕

[1] I'm so so so so so sorry I'm going to be later than I thought
[2] I'll make it up to you later this week?
[3] But if you check in my bedside drawer there's a Valentine's present for you 😘

TO: r08

[1] Who the bloody hell is Svetlana Kozlov?
[2] I think she threatened to stab me in Russian.

TO: graham angelus

[1] Are you alright?

TO: c max aka the love grinch

[1] stop giving me overtime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To: Charlie

[1] I'm going home.

TO: Keith

[1] Hows your eye?

TO: Hot Graham 2 (NOT bookstore Hot Graham)

[1] so
[2] did you end up making love to a weasley